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Colleen

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I've been looking forward to going to bed since I woke up this morning

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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Consider donating to Dolly Parton's Imagination Library if you can.
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I once had a colleague that worked from home on Monday’s because she didn’t like answering the “What did you do this weekend?” question. Thinking about her today, quietly enjoying her coffee in peace.
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I'm a Nextdoor moderator and I just logged on for the first time this weekend. Usually I have 5-10 flagged posts to review. Tonight it's 51! 95% are are about the No Kings rally. Nothing pisses off the neighbors like people exercising their constitutional rights.
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I'm just going to drop this here. www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
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Cat rescued by firefighters after hiding in chair to escape vet visit - Dexerto
Firefighters were called to rescue a “chubby” cat that had gotten stuck under a chair because of how scared it was to visit the vet.
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I'm all for speeding things up, but shutting off the mic and turning off the lights on the KPop Demon Hunters win seems a tad aggressive.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
those dudes in the back of the bobsled must be a special breed because most of the guys i know could never sit silently while someone else drives
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
My husband: I think could do curling Me: I'll hand you a broom and scream "Sweep!" if you wanna practice #Olympics
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I had no idea who Ilia Malinin was 48 hours ago, but now I'm heavily invested in this kid's success.
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
These play-by-play Golden Globe announcers are about as welcome as Joe Buck. #GoldenGlobes
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
My 5'0 self every single day
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
You shut your dirty mouth!
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
My favorite little Christmas fun fact. The voice actors that played Rudolph and Hermey in the original 1964 Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Christmas special were in the same retirement community, and would often perform their duet "We're a Couple of Misfits" for other residents.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Hey all, The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships. Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits. You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
As a child of the 80's, Stranger Things does the 80's very, very well. Also, S5 E2, original Poltergeist vibes?
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I think the musical acts in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade are either people you've never heard of, or singers you thought died a long time ago. There's no in between.
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
The only positive thing about being sick this weekend is that I got to watched all 12 hours of Ken Burns’ The American Revolution.
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I didn’t know Elon had a soul, but apparently Joyce Carol Oates now possess what little of it remained.
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Owning a cat is like living with a toddler that never grows up.
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Tying a charitable donation to the length of an Emmy speech is both diabolical and genius. I'm rooting for The Boys & Girls Club of America. #EmmyAwards
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Can I just say, the Bob Ross cake was lovely. #TheGreatBritishBakingShow
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
While rewatching one of my favorite movies this weekend, So I Married an Axe Murderer, I remembered this wild article in Spin Magazine from 2018. If you're a fan of the movie, the article is worth the time. www.spin.com/2018/09/so-i...
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How So I Married an Axe Murderer Wrecked One Writer’s Vision, Lost Several Stars, Bombed at the Box Office, and Became a Classic Anyway
Anyone who’s seen and loved the 1993 cult classic So I Married an Axe Murderer knows that its title doesn’t describe the plot literally. (If you haven’t s
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Pringles are dusted with just the right amount of salt and crack.
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
So it turns out that, once you’ve memorized the lyrics to Lost in Your Eyes by Debbie Gibson, you never forget them. To everyone eating yakitori near me, I’m sorry.
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Wait. I'm supposed to believe Carrie and Aidan have a relationship ending fight and she doesn't bring up the fact that he slept with his ex wife?! Yeah no. #JustLikeThat
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Ozzy Osbourne's Tribute album is the best live album of all time. I will die on this hill. #RIPOzzy
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
As a San Francisco Giants fan, this is literally the first time in my life I’ve liked something Dodger related.
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
When life gives you a flat tire, park in front of a nail salon and get your nails done while they fix it.
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I don't need aromatherapy or hot stones added on to my massage. I'll give you $25 if you just let me nap on the table after my massage.
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Helen Mirren in MobLand > 1923
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
In Piper’s defense, I’d break after one night without AC in Thailand too, #WhiteLotus
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
There were some great signs at the Hands Off protest today in Walnut Creek, but I do love a good costume.
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
This is such a dagger to the heart
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a man with a mustache is sweating and says i 'm in my prime
ALT: a man with a mustache is sweating and says i 'm in my prime
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Gary/Greg gives everyone a bad vibe, yet they all go to his house anyway. Why? They don’t have to go, but they all go. #WhiteLotus
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Listening to Tom Hiddleston read Winnie the Pooh, while giving each character a distinct voice, is my new favorite thing on the @calm.com app.
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I did not know where Sam Rockwell’s monologue was going, but I didn’t think it would go there! #WhiteLotus
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I watched the season finale of #Paradise last night and I had at least a half dozen theories about what the significance of the Wii was. I guess sometimes a Wii is just a Wii.
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Homeownership is literally finding something that needs to be fixed every time it rains.
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
They need to "John Lithgow" Adrien Brody.
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Watching the Oscars and so far my husband has asked me "Who's that?" approximately 573 times.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Ok that "You Can't Win" Nike Super Bowl commercial was my favorite so far. Great message, great music. SuperBowlLVIII
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
A study published in the National Institute of Health found that "upset losses" correlated to a 10% increase in instances of domestic violence between a man and his wife/children. If you need help on this Super Bowl Sunday, call the National Domestic Violence Hotline 1.800.799.SAFE. SuperBowlLVIII
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
The Bill Murray Super Bowl commercial confused me.
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Always Be My Maybe is my emotional support movie.
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a man wearing a hat that says hello peril
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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Hear me out. A completely Canadian-themed Valentine's Day this year. Only Canadian-made gifts. We'll call it Valentine's D'eh.
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
We managed to piss off CANADA! I didn't even know that was possible.
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
My GenX heart is bursting right now watching Nirvana and Kim Gordon play together for the LA Fire Aid concert.
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I go to work, to make the money, to buy the cat food.
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Colleen @itskohleen.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Are there any bird experts out there that can tell me what’s going on in my backyard this morning? It’s chaos! (sound on)
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