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alyse

@itsalyse.bsky.social
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Content strategist | has the same hobbies as your grandma 📚🧶| she/her

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
counterpoint: the dead should make it harder for me to speak ill of them
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Anna Stesia @onlychyld.blacksky.app · 29/04/2026
I hope y’all burned all those Notorious RBG t-shirts.
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Completely exhausted.
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alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
really gotta stop getting white dogs, they just end up getting stained.
a small white dog with a splotch of tomato sauce on his back because he likes to sit next to the stove and will not be persuaded otherwise so we just try to be careful.
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alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
it’s matching shirtie season
a fluffy white dog in a blue striped shirt lying askew in a large dog bed because his life is very plush but he still manages to look harassed a small white dog in a blue striped shirt. she has floppy ears and her tongue is sticking out
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alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
the aurora made it to Maryland! #aurora #northernlights
the hot pink streak of the aurora between two trees in blue twilight sky
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alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
anyway it’s been a minute so here’s Pancho
a small white dog with fabulous bangs looks into the camera with his little pink tongue hanging out
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alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
i almost never post, but i made an account early and that’s what matters 😌
celebrating 10m users 
number 85,596
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The Vertlartnic @thev.bsky.social · 22/01/2024
“How Come So Many People Are Wearing Masks? Is There Something We Don’t Want To Know?”
“How Come So Many People Are Wearing Masks? Is There Something We Don’t Want To Know?”
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alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
a small dog in blue light curled up on a couch
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alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
Pancho has finally achieved the full expression of side tongue, is thrilled with himself cc @darthbluesky.bsky.social
a small, fluffy white dog looks up at the camera with his tongue fully hanging out the side of his mouth
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alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
A small white dog furiously side eyes the camera
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alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
Last week I learned that my mom quarters garlic cloves instead of chopping/mincing/smashing/slicing them so she can TAKE THEM OUT when she’s done cooking and I simply could not bear the burden of this knowledge alone
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 27/06/2023
"you can take your mask off, we're not required to wear them anymore" stop saying this to me. do you think i wear masks for fun. shut the fuck up
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alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
pancho has been v good please drop snacks now
The top portion of a small white dog’s face peering over a wood table with his big brown eyes begging for treats
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alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 21/06/2023
Oceangate can’t keep track of anything
An error message on oceangateexpeditions.com reading “ Safari can't open the page because the network connection was lost.”
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 07/06/2023
I hate living through various eras. I would like to exist outside time, eating a sandwich
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alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 26/05/2023
Okay pancho’s ready let’s go
A small white dog looking thrilled to be here sitting on a blue couch
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