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alyse

@itsalyse.bsky.social

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Content strategist | has the same hobbies as your grandma 📚🧶| she/her

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

counterpoint: the dead should make it harder for me to speak ill of them

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Anna Stesia @onlychyld.blacksky.app · 29/04/2026

I hope y’all burned all those Notorious RBG t-shirts.

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...

The Monarch Butterfly pattern by Byabimi

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

the worst! i had one good bag and then bought six more pounds out of optimism and every single one was bad. ugh.

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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Completely exhausted.

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

That was so fast! It looks fabulous 🎉

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

This is perfect — all of it came out clearly. Thank you again, I’m so excited to cast on!

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

that’s so generous, thank you!

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

i love this so much (both the sweater and the dedication to a 30 year old WIP!), and that color palette is perfect! do you know who originally published the pattern? i’d love to try to find it even if it’s a very long shot

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

idk looks like she was asleep at the time it was probably a different cat

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

well, every marylander except trans people, right? you did just vote for their erasure after all. i voted for you last year, but i’ll make sure to never do that again.

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

i have a pink velvet chair and i desperately want a pink evergleam so this tracks

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

and those tevas don’t even work there

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

sold! let's dress up and tip well 💅

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

the most embarrassing people

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

we once went to dinner at an extremely nice restaurant with someone who brought his own water bottle and proceeded to keep it on the table. i was absolutely mortified. cannot even imagine considering doing any of this shit wtf is wrong with people.

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

when i woke up and the feels like was 64 i almost wept

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

he’s also bruce ismay in Titanic????

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alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

oh my god.

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alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

like truly one of my favorite audiobooks of last year absolute 10/10 cleaning listen

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

👀👀 title pls & thx

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alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

cricket would like to know where you got this photo of her

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

the ones i love are tragically an inch shorter

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alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

time to go find some tide flats essential oil

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

listen i know they’re really bad at slogans because good writers don’t work for fascists, but awake in christ was right there, like come on.

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alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

i finally got one! Rainier has always symbolized home for me — can’t wait to have it living on my desk ✨

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

no i absolutely feel like i need to take the long way around to avoid that GAP coded pain au chocolate

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

really gotta stop getting white dogs, they just end up getting stained.

a small white dog with a splotch of tomato sauce on his back because he likes to sit next to the stove and will not be persuaded otherwise so we just try to be careful.

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 07/11/2024

omfg the poodles

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 07/11/2024

i demand to know where you found that photo of cricket

a small white dog in a striped shirt stands up for pets

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

it’s matching shirtie season

a fluffy white dog in a blue striped shirt lying askew in a large dog bed because his life is very plush but he still manages to look harassed

a small white dog in a blue striped shirt. she has floppy ears and her tongue is sticking out

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

The Goldfrench

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 13/10/2024

Polka Dot Sheep! polkadotsheep.com

polkadotsheep.com

Polka Dot Sheep Yarns

Luxury yarns hand-dyed in Whitefish, Montana

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 11/10/2024

the aurora made it to Maryland! #aurora #northernlights

the hot pink streak of the aurora between two trees in blue twilight sky

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 29/09/2024

you can’t use punctuation 🤦🏻‍♀️ once i deleted all the commas, periods, and apostrophes it worked

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 16/09/2024

anyway it’s been a minute so here’s Pancho

a small white dog with fabulous bangs looks into the camera with his little pink tongue hanging out

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 16/09/2024

i almost never post, but i made an account early and that’s what matters 😌

celebrating 10m users
number 85,596

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 16/09/2024

anyone who does this is ceding their spot in line. we’re all allowed to cut them with impunity.

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 06/09/2024

oh this makes me so sad goodbye, MHB, you will be so very missed 🫡

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 18/08/2024

cabin in the woods

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 10/08/2024

i wash ours gently with a little scrubber brush after every use and i will not apologize to the cast iron snobs for it

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 04/07/2024

Jennifer Thorne’s Diavola is also an absolutely pitch perfect summer spooky

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alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 20/06/2024

caitlin omg i’m so excited for you

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alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 26/04/2024

right??? Hampden is obnoxiously cute and walkable too

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alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 26/04/2024

www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 17/04/2024

okay first of all, how do you “accidentally” make this??? but also just go get some goddamn dippin dots life is way too short for this garbage

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 29/03/2024

Dolly and Pancho are co-conspirators

A small white dog sits on a half-unmade bed in protest. He has a chew toy between his paws and looks entirely unapologetic.

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 26/02/2024

this is truly tragic news

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The Vertlartnic @thev.bsky.social · 22/01/2024

“How Come So Many People Are Wearing Masks? Is There Something We Don’t Want To Know?”

“How Come So Many People Are Wearing Masks? Is There Something We Don’t Want To Know?”

alyse @itsalyse.bsky.social · 16/11/2023

I hope it will be friends with me