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Ted

@itsactuallyted.bsky.social
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LA, Milwaukee Bucks, and Masterchef Türkiye fan account. Half-committed.

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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Holy shit
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
then you’ll have normal tan lines
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@murderxbryan.bsky.social Six Flags just permanently closed a coaster that kept injuring people called X2 and the Reddit reaction is worth looking into
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Woof
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nice try, Tom @murderxbryan.bsky.social
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I might start posting here, but only if y’all really gas me up
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is the curve the Doughboys grade on
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I like how half of them immediately profusely apologized after their tantrums
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@murderxbryan.bsky.social was your swing better or worse than this?
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I somehow watched all six episodes, in every one there’s a scene where all the cats are just sitting in a room chatting and doing bits from Ricky’s old podcast. Then they’ll show an emotional scene with a sad little kitten or an old lady, and that’s basically it!
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Cool guys and you read all of your old tweets
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“Two whales were spotted off the coast, popularly known by locals as ‘Chompers’ and ‘Mr. Cheapie Refund’”
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Whoever named these whales is a Guys listener @murderxbryan.bsky.social
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Also on the topic of guys, that new Ricky Gervais animated Netflix show Alley Cats is bloody awful
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It would be so good
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Was listening to an old Guys+ today and heard you mention doing research for “barber guys”. Did that get shelved? What happened?
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I don’t think anyone’s surprised to hear this
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Carboloading
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If there’s an ounce of polyester in those, we need to sue that waitress
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Did we ever get a price check on the sweatshirts?
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Are you the first person that’s ever visited Boston and Charlotte on the same vacation?
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Okay bad news, but I searched through all the main feed transcripts and the only two times refunds are ever mentioned outside the context of a review is when you talk about weed doctors on weed guys and when you talk about not refunding the 8 person Vegas crowd on bass guys
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Would love to see a pic of that coat with today’s newspaper
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Someone needs to go back to old episodes and track all of Mr Cheapy’s refunds
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Have you found vegasmatt yet?
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
If I had to guess it might be something like the Herculoids mom
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Can you post some of the DMs he was sending you during the record?
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Are you following Pitbull on tour?
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
They’d probably call you big crapper
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I would be terrified for Billy’s life
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Pizza and phone sex on speed dial
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Next time, you need to go to the Los Feliz 3 theater with the reverse sloped seats
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Did you ever “I try” the phone sex ladies?
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
You should be an LA snowbird. Grab a nice 16,000 sq ft condo for the winters
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
It’s fun to imagine sound guys can only do their job if they know every song
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Bunch of morons can’t even get a microphone to work properly
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
The joys of not staying in Beverly Hills
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
This is the only way that consistently works for me
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
What about palm recognition at Whole Foods?
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
@murderxbryan.bsky.social I need to inform you that the Kia Boys started in Milwaukee, not Columbus
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Jonathan Kramer @kraaamer.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Hundreds Of Beavers is now streaming FREE on YouTube in the US. Just some funny cartoony slapstick that you don't see much of these days. Honestly one of my favorite movies last year. youtu.be/guE0Qd8BRw0?...
youtu.be
Hundreds of Beavers
YouTube video by YouTube Movies
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I know on the other app whenever I post something, I’m posting it for 14 people. But here, you really feel it. Ya know?
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 20/11/2024
Please don't come on here doing like a character. Please we are all so old now please. Let's just hang out
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Both bases motivated by the majority party using power should be the norm, but whenever Dems take power, they think their base is motivated by them being on the brink of almost being able to do something someday
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
the majority of household toilets aren’t good enough for you, what made you think the woods would have a conference center-caliber toilet?
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Where can I read these? I’ve been watching every episode to learn Turkish and I kept thinking how great a topic this would be to write about
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Bucks - Rockets tonight—who you got? Wait, they don’t have polls on here..?.?
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Ted @itsactuallyted.bsky.social · 17/01/2024
Can we get an updated website link for this?
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