Reposted by Cae (its-tzarina)
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
![Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.
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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nycc7oummopgeptw555s6icn/bafkreicwbyb3msa5cnllbexjrxrmuw2s6qj36aiitv2tp5aos5nsz2pem4)
![panel one: a crying anthro lizard woman, Priscilla, speaks to a 4-armed cat taur goddess, She-e. she says, "I wish I could take some power back from my oppressors"
panel two: She-e snaps her fingers. "It is done," and a poof appears in the lower part of the panel
panel three: Priscilla looks down at what has appeared in her hand, "a knife?"
panel four: She-e, looking very mischievous, holds up a finger and states (in red text): [REDACTED]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nxdfrxavv5mshvuhgjarkp4y/bafkreibuzyi3giylcxth4shg4wzfz5smitxhljy3ezyuuucuurg5quu34e)
