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Miss. Kenzie

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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Diagnosed as “unlucky” today with a prescription of “take a few breaths and calm down”
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
800 detainees are missing after being held in Alligator Alcatraz in July, showing no record of their location in ICE’s database. Other detainees have been mistakenly deported or sent to detention centers thousands of miles away. The cruelty is the point.
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Everything but the bagel seasoning is just furikake for white people.
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Listening to the radio explain what to do if you are arrested while protesting. Distopian
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
To the woman who caught me staring at her scars at a water park in Denver in 2018: I wasn’t judging your skin grafts, I have bad eye sight and I thought they were sick ass dragon tattoos
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
We had someone setting off fireworks last night and I immediately checked the news to see if he had finally died
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Is jury summons kinda like a kidney stone? When you’ve gone through one you’re more likely to go through more? Bc I just received my 4th
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Reminder that Labor Day is for blue collar workers to serve white collar workers who have the day off 😘😬🙃
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
youtu.be/oWw8ilOOMg4?...
youtu.be
Trump is in the Files
YouTube video by Piedmont Raging Grannies
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 30/08/2025
RFK Jr joined the fight on deadly diseases on the side of deadly diseases.
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I got to flip off a cybertruck on my way to therapy 🥰
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I got a call the other day from the Heritage Foundation. Brian, the guy who has been using my number to avoid debt collections for years, cancelled his membership after 12 years. I’m honestly so proud of him.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
So is there an allegations of Mr. conduct? 😏😉
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Making a playlist called Praying Mantis Vibes
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Erin Grievances @erinbartram.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I am still haunted by this poem, "The Myth Was Never The Unicorn," written by one of the teens who participated in the creative writing program at the museum this summer. A reminder that girls are always aware. Read the full piece and listen to the author recite it: journey75.org/2025/the-myt...
They say unicorns bow to virgin maidens,
but they don’t say what happens after they kneel.
They don’t say what the horn is for.
They say they are gentle,
but only in the way a trap is gentle when it waits.
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Some of y’all don’t know the scientific method and it shows 😬
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Can you roll your tongue? Rolling your tongue is an evolutionary trait we’ve adapted to eat pussy better
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Crusty white dog behavior
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Them: Well you can’t take it with you. Egyptian slaves placing that final brick on top of a pyramid: what?
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Working on DIY projects means I get to lay in my hammock for several hours in between coats of paint
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
My biggest pet peeve are tiny remotes. Please don’t give me this very lose-able as the ONLY means to use my recliner. Bring buttons back.
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Fibro pain of the day: Left hip. Tried to put pants on Ouchy
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Imagine how much spit is on the corner of library book pages 🙃
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
A reminder that your bong is not a cast iron skillet. It does not need all that “seasoning.” Isopropyl alcohol and coarse salt. Please.
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Murder Bot scratches the itch Firefly left
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I want to take voice lessons just so I can be a better singing my favorite songs in the car and shower
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
This. This. This. This.
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
A solicitor came to our door today, completely ignoring our two signs, so I wasted his time by telling him about the eagle statue I have and how I’m gonna paint her pink
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
A chip is to queso as a pancake is to syrup
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
POV I’ve finally done it and escaped into the wilderness
Eastern Colorado Landscape stretching for forever with two dogs enjoying the breeze
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I just want to live in a commune where we all help each other out and build cute community projects and smoke like sooooo much weed together. Is that too much to ask?
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
She licked my tooth ☹️
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
My music taste is a combination of: -Lesbian pop -adventuring to the wilderness -Fuck men
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Today I took my dog for a long car ride, picked up trash, found some cool rocks. Tonight I’m going to have a quiet evening with a campfire, shrooms, and stargazing Like a true fucking American.
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Alright Elon. Time to deliver. Spill the tea mama.
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Saving my mushrooms for tomorrow so I can have my own, quiet fireworks show (sitting by the fire stoned af)
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Denverite @denverite.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Law enforcement agencies from across the nation were able to access information from Denver’s license plate surveillance cameras, including for immigration enforcement purposes.
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Out-of-state cops had access to Denver license plate data for immigration cases for months
The city shut down national access to its database in April.
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Losing weight to be able to say “fuck you” to all of the doctors who told me my pain was because of my weight.
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Whomst in chat got these friendship tattoos from @morgieink on Instagram?
Two tattoos of praying hands with tamagotchi rosary beads
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I have one dog who I’m teaching to deliver things between my husband and I and another dog who I have to walk to his food bowl to get him to eat 🙃
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
There are widespread reports of ICE agents abducting people while masked, without warrants or identification. Due to recent events, we strongly advise: do not open your door or car for anyone you don’t know. That’s the message. No need to elaborate.
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
The “Girl Power” song at the end of Ballerina is very much giving “I’m a white cis men and I just learned about feminism”
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
It only took a month and a half of having a diagnosis and I’m already being targeted by an essential oils girlie 🙃 Get that bag, but also please leave me be
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Studio Vee, Minis and Madness @studiovee.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Imagine throwing a huge masturbatory birthday party that nobody came to. Meanwhile, millions of people across the world threw huge events devoted to how much of a piece of garbage you are. Oh wait.
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Baby’s first protest sign 🥰
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Bob Collins @mylittlebloggie.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Mad magazine 1968
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Cop just drove by in one of those stupid looking three wheel sports cars 🙃😬
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Miss. Kenzie @itmemakenzie.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Once again faced a rapidly spreading disease affecting Denver Health patients that makes it physically impossible to wear headphones in the fucking lobby.
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