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@kassadaga.bsky.social
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HMJ chat 🤟 overthinking in mpls 📸: instagram.com/kassadaga 👑: throne.com/schmagatha

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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 15h
aka depressed in the aughts www.my9albums.com
My 9 albums - cassadaga, transistor radio, more adventurous, rabbit habits, apologies to the queen mary, either/or, ok computer, give up, white blood cells
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just saw a reel of a tabi shoe getting a christina piercing
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And for the lady, perhaps another tattoo booking?
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
✨Neptune square Mars Neptune square Venus✨
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Chat, what are your mermaid powers? I have storm powers. picrew.me/en/image_mak...
Picrew of a mermaid with pale skin, brown hair, phthalo green tail, sea plants all over her, and golden hooks hanging down
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This one is more about the room than the lil guy, innit? This image was created with Picrew’s “私の部屋メーカー“!! picrew.me/share?cd=PFP... #Picrew #私の部屋メーカー
Picrew cute room with a lil guy, cat, stationary, flowers, window, dresser, plants, kitty poster, and hanging lamp.
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🕳️
Lamp hanging from a beam - it looks like a booty hole
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe if you had a fucking English degree that you were passionate about then you would know what it takes to use a fucking literary device but you don’t!
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
JTT 🤝 ACAB
ET post of JTT in glasses with text:
Jonathan Taylor Thomas Detained for Allegedly Kicking a Police Officer
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Three years ago I acquired a !husband 💕
Wedding Polaroid of Schmagatha and Mr. Schmagatha
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Open enrollment is such a miserable experience
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So glad we found each other! 🥨
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
She’s from Wisconsin, just like me… and Menards! (SAVEBIG$$)
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
After that one where all the Capricorn placements were beige, I deserve this
Your Birthday Color
Color Word
Lilac
February 3's Birthday Color
Reverie
Color Code
#C8A2C8
Romantic and dreamy like lilac. Your rich imagination finds beauty in everyday life, and your pure idealism draws people to your enchanting spirit.
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So… necromancy?
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nobody wants to work anymore!
DJ Trixie Mattel asking, “where the fuck is Mitch McConnell?”
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh no, I bought another hat!
Navy baseball hat with beige text: Lee Pace is 6’5”
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What am I supposed to do with 15 bananas?
Instacart receipt showing weight adjustment for bananas from 1.32 lb to 5.81 lb
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Lee Pace. That’s the post.
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Darby and Alexis speak a little German
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I didn’t think there would be a life-size cardboard cutout of Shaq at the computer store
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Well someone (me) GETS TO buy a new laptop today. Taking recs for something that will work for personal (games) and work (🫠) that won’t die after 3 years (Asus).
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We have the fair at home (Stanley’s)
Fried cheese curds and mini donuts on takeout containers with various dipping sauces
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Need cheese curds and a hug
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Brain is doing that regret/what if spiral
Lizzie McGuire holding a flip phone with text:
You can still be mysterious after over sharing because in that moment everyone is thinking
"why would she say that"
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Welp. I have to buy a new computer. For work.
static.klipy.com
Crying Disappointed Penguin
Alt: Crying Disappointed Penguin
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yooo I have recieved several gift subs this week, thank you so much gifters! 💜
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I can’t stop buying hats! I’m not even bald!
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
!turkey
TikTok screenshot with a white guy in sunglasses in front of a building and text: Taking a gummy at Independence Hall and doing the “don’t think about how attractive it is when a woman dresses up as Ben Franklin for Halloween” challenge
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hey, people in my phone/computer! We’re having a tough week, huh? Here is my favorite comic by Brad Neely. Hope you enjoy!
Medieval knights presenting a crocodile in a cage to a king sitting on his throne. The central knight says, “BEHOLD! A SATAN!”
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Post concert depression 🤝 major depressive disorder
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Gonna self-isolate and shut up now ✌️
Jin “because I don’t have friends.”
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The Queen’s English be like “both of these nuts.”
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Got back from vacation and my laptop’s keyboard wasn’t working. Tried to fix it and now it won’t turn on. My remote job didn’t give me a laptop for work. Fucking hell.
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
We have a chipmunk burrow in our garden bed. What should we name this friend? 🐿️ Alt text: a chipmunk popping out of a burrow in some plants to put sunflower seeds in its cheeks!
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Fast as fuck boiiii! Alt text: Siamese cat chasing a laser pointer dot of light and going in the wrong direction
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So the thing about a full train is that people will lie to your face about someone being in the seat next to them (a bag is not a person), then the conductor will be mad at you for not finding a seat. Fun!
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Remember when Dave Matthews dumped all that poop in there?
The Chicago river featuring those corn cob buildings
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Meet me at the divacup sign
Back of a road sign with multiple stickers and the word “divacup” written in black
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Labubu couture
Blue Labybu wearing a halo crown, false lashes, and royal robe
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It’s happening again so fyi, ain’t no “an” when pronouncing Minneapolis
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Someone in r/namemycat downvoted my very good suggestion, so my day can only get better from here 🫠
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Everyone keeps saying he looks like Kirsten Dunst
static.klipy.com
Pocahontas and Meeko on the Tree
Alt: Meeko braiding Pocahontas’ hair
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
One week until Arirang full blood moon lunar eclipse Chicago! 🩸🌕 I’m determined to have a good time despite some of those men (derogatory) being in time-out.
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
You’re doing great! I believe in you! 🫵
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
🥕🍰
Top down view of a round carrot cake with cream cheese frosting and a ring of marzipan carrots decorating it
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
fomomaxxing (waiting for y’all to post moma pics)
Kafka’s Metamorphosis illustrated bug laying in bed, but the room has cute pink decor added and the bug is looking at a girlie pop type of phone
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Anyone else see those divas with the grape leaves on their fyp coming for auto parts Tina’s gig? I kind of love them.
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
All I do on reddit dot com is evangelize the 1977 animated rankin/bass version of the hobbit
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Schmagatha @kassadaga.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Poor thing can’t reach her butt. It’s almost as if that’s the whole (hole) point…
Siamese cat in a yellow flower e-collar trying to lick her butt
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