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Alyssa 💎💐🌿🐝 @issalyss.bsky.social · 16h
If reading an article requires me to enter my email address, I will not be reading your article
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 09/10/2026
Because he's one of the only people standing next to a Republican going, "this person is a piece of shit, I don't respect him, neither should you, he's fucking evil and he needs to go, and I don't care if it makes me sound rude saying it" LIKE EVERY DEMOCRAT SHOULD BE DOING??? MAYBE???
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Alyssa 💎💐🌿🐝 @issalyss.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Some creatures upon my roof
Two raccoons with glowing white eyes staring at the camera
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cambrian epic wet animal @dinoserious.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#invertober 8, large milkweed bug! my oyange #invertober2026
symmetrical art of a large milkweed bug on a frame decorated by swamp milkweed flowers, buds, and leaves. a small plaque on the bottom lists its name
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Alyssa 💎💐🌿🐝 @issalyss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think I just gave myself a black eye
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Alyssa 💎💐🌿🐝 @issalyss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just saw a brand trying to sell scrunchies for $78. What are we doing here
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Alyssa 💎💐🌿🐝 @issalyss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have never once received a political text message and been swayed by what they said
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cambrian epic wet animal @dinoserious.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lookin at many a mantis while workin on a comm, so heres a carolina mantis for day 3 of #invertober #invertober2026
symmetrical geometric art of a carolina mantis, from the mid thorax up. the background is purple with lighter geometric lines following the flow of the mantis' contours
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Alyssa 💎💐🌿🐝 @issalyss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Doing research for books is fun as hell and tech bros will never understand that
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Albrecht Dürer - Stag Beetle (1505)
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Brian Merchant @bcmerchant.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This Browns-Steelers game, with Deshaun "20 sexual harassment and assault allegations but no announcer ever mentions them" Watson vs Aaron "withered husk of an anti-vaxxing QAnon elder" Rodgers" may have the worst vibes of any primetime sporting event I have ever seen
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An Anarchist Who Tried Her Best @nataliereed84.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So happy it is soup season again.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when i mention "claude" you can assume i'm talking about the albino alligator not the llm
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Alyssa 💎💐🌿🐝 @issalyss.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Someone I’m emailing with is so clearly using an AI chatbot that just regurgitates what I’m sending to them and it’s pissing me all the way off
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Alyssa 💎💐🌿🐝 @issalyss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I got the first draft of the cover back from the designer and it was hot garbage, oh god
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Alyssa 💎💐🌿🐝 @issalyss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My cat and I are equally nosy, and I love that for us
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Alyssa 💎💐🌿🐝 @issalyss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The word drawer makes me unreasonably angry. Why are you spelled like that?
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you are so extraordinarily stupid that you fall for a standard Republican trans panic ruse, I cannot trust you to represent me in office. This is like media literacy 101. Your colleagues are going to run circles around you. Dupe you into anything. I'd be safer running and representing myself.
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Alyssa 💎💐🌿🐝 @issalyss.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The emojis in my name are just the tattoos I have
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Alyssa 💎💐🌿🐝 @issalyss.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I got a new tattoo 😌✌🏼
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In my opinion Democrats get nothing nothing NOTHING by betraying trans people. They hurt themselves with a good deal of their committed voter base, and still don’t get the Republican votes they are so fucking obsessed with winning over. Lose-lose! People hate voting for squishy moral cowards!!
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Aled Thompson @aledthompson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Forest Raven
A black bird with a blue sheen and pale blue eye perched on a branch
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Protect trans kids.
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Alyssa 💎💐🌿🐝 @issalyss.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Never mind lmao
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Alyssa 💎💐🌿🐝 @issalyss.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Trying to come up with a book cover is harder than writing a book
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Alyssa 💎💐🌿🐝 @issalyss.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just watched a guy pull four rotisserie chickens from the back of his truck bed
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Alyssa 💎💐🌿🐝 @issalyss.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I went outside for two seconds and a bee landed on me (I am afraid of bees)
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Neunian @neunian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Emotional support flies
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Alyssa 💎💐🌿🐝 @issalyss.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I had a dream about rocky horror picture show last night, and I wake up to find out Tim Curry died. Man…
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Alyssa 💎💐🌿🐝 @issalyss.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Bad month for famous blondes
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Meesh @cookiedoves.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
✨ which bird are you?
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Alyssa 💎💐🌿🐝 @issalyss.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Happy birthday to me 😌✌🏼
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Alyssa 💎💐🌿🐝 @issalyss.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Gaslit myself into believing Mongolia was south of China
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Alyssa 💎💐🌿🐝 @issalyss.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I just got jumpscared by 27 new Bluesky notifications, none of which were new, holy moly
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Alyssa 💎💐🌿🐝 @issalyss.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Can any old women (complimentary) explain the phenomenon of old ladies dyeing their hair purple?
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Bree Lundberg @breelundberg.com · 18/08/2026
Quick PSA. Looking at you, local orgs and small businesses.
Crudely drawn bunny character holding a pencil, messy hand lettering surrounds them in orange to green gradient color. It says in all caps:

Stop using AI for your flyers & logos! They look like shit, everybody thinks so! Seriously, you’re losing business. Just make it yourself or hire a real artist.
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Alyssa 💎💐🌿🐝 @issalyss.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
One time, I walked into a truck stop bathroom and a woman was eating a plate of spaghetti
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Aled Thompson @aledthompson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The Crow
A crow perched on a mossy stump in a pine forest with colourful bushy foliage
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Alyssa 💎💐🌿🐝 @issalyss.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Every time a new AI feature is added to any website, I stg it takes longer to load
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Alyssa 💎💐🌿🐝 @issalyss.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The Pokemon plushes I ordered were delayed 😔
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Alyssa 💎💐🌿🐝 @issalyss.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I think I had too much caffeine today
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Alyssa 💎💐🌿🐝 @issalyss.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Before he was a cult leader and all that, Charles Manson slept on my grandmother’s couch once after performing at the Vegas club she owned
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Alyssa 💎💐🌿🐝 @issalyss.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I’ve seen two people misspell latter as later today
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✺ 𝕸𝖔𝖙𝖍 ✺ @mothsprout.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
✷ Magpie Archaeopteryx ✷
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Gwen!!! @poodlewool.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Lets give it up for corn's favorite snake... The corn snake!!
watercolor painting of a corn snake wrapped cutely around a multicolored corn cob
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Alyssa 💎💐🌿🐝 @issalyss.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Sometimes I have an allergic reaction to round table pizza, but I keep ordering it
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Jules @julesdrawz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Corviknight
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Jules @julesdrawz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Slither Wing
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Alyssa 💎💐🌿🐝 @issalyss.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I have listened to nearly 5,000 minutes of the Clash this year
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"Why should I major in History?"
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