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Israel Defense Farces

@israeldefenseforce.bsky.social
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Worlds Most Moral Bluesky Parody Account

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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Just like we take out Palestinian children! לַחַיִּים
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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
We appreciate that you hate Muslims as much as we do Am Yisrael Chai 🇮🇱🎗️
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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
We fire, they cease fire. We're the most moral, after all.
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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Nah bitch, you work for us. Shut up and talk more about Israel.
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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
It's so good. It's like staring into the glow of banned white phosphorus munitions. Netflix has a winner.
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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Fascist regimes? We don't know her
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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
lol got you dweebs we'll do a ceasefire but only if we don't have to cease fire
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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Thank you all so much for having such flexible and specifically-applied morals, we really appreciate it.
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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Democracy is overrated
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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I'd like to find out more as well. Is there a newsletter I can subscribe to?
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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Haaretz is Hamas! Democracy is whatever our glorious leader says it is.
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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
This is antisemitic!
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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Correct! We prefer them alive despite bombing the entire strip and preventing food and clean water from entering. Bonus points if they're breathing!! Extra $1M
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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Not putting me in your starter pack is Antisemitic
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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
.@haaretzcom.bsky.social is Hamas, confirmed! Thanks @washingtonpost.com @postopinions.bsky.social we'll make sure our excellent lawyers cover you guys as well at the Hague :)
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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
A special thank you to the @washingtonpost.com @postopinions.bsky.social editorial board for the cover! We promise we don't think there's any Hamas in any tunnels under your offices (Not yet at least! 😉) Keep it up!
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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Everyone on here is Hamas!
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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
We must be allowed to fire on UN peacekeepers or else the UN will simply lose all credibility.
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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
We have been reliably informed there are tunnels under the UN headquarters we have provided high quality images of the compound beneath all those delicious human shields
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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
Thank you for your service, Joanne Carducci!
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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 24/01/2024
If you don't reskeet my posts, you're antisemitic
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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 24/01/2024
We accept any and all calls for ceasefires as long as hostages are returned and we get everything we want and everyone else gets nothing they want
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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 23/01/2024
No no these people are just camping as a fun recreational activity! Vote for BIden so they can enjoy the great outdoors
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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 23/01/2024
No no these people are just camping as a fun recreational activity! Vote for BIden so they can enjoy the great outdoors
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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 23/01/2024
We just took these guys to the beach for a fun day in the sand! We just blindfolded them so it'd be a surprise
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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
Hello world! We are here to occupy and destroy your skyline. Consider this a warning knock because we're so kind and moral! 😘
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