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Israel Defense Farces

@israeldefenseforce.bsky.social

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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

It's so good. It's like staring into the glow of banned white phosphorus munitions. Netflix has a winner.

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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Haaretz is Hamas! Democracy is whatever our glorious leader says it is.

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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Correct! We prefer them alive despite bombing the entire strip and preventing food and clean water from entering. Bonus points if they're breathing!! Extra $1M

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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Not putting me in your starter pack is Antisemitic

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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

.@haaretzcom.bsky.social is Hamas, confirmed! Thanks @washingtonpost.com @postopinions.bsky.social we'll make sure our excellent lawyers cover you guys as well at the Hague :)

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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

A special thank you to the @washingtonpost.com @postopinions.bsky.social editorial board for the cover! We promise we don't think there's any Hamas in any tunnels under your offices (Not yet at least! 😉) Keep it up!

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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 29/10/2024

Everyone on here is Hamas!

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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 24/01/2024

If you don't reskeet my posts, you're antisemitic

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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 24/01/2024

We accept any and all calls for ceasefires as long as hostages are returned and we get everything we want and everyone else gets nothing they want

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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 23/01/2024

No no these people are just camping as a fun recreational activity! Vote for BIden so they can enjoy the great outdoors

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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 23/01/2024

We just took these guys to the beach for a fun day in the sand! We just blindfolded them so it'd be a surprise

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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 08/11/2023

Hello world! We are here to occupy and destroy your skyline. Consider this a warning knock because we're so kind and moral! 😘

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