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Israel Defense Farces

@israeldefenseforce.bsky.social

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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

lol got you dweebs we'll do a ceasefire but only if we don't have to cease fire

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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Thank you all so much for having such flexible and specifically-applied morals, we really appreciate it.

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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

.@haaretzcom.bsky.social is Hamas, confirmed! Thanks @washingtonpost.com @postopinions.bsky.social we'll make sure our excellent lawyers cover you guys as well at the Hague :)

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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

A special thank you to the @washingtonpost.com @postopinions.bsky.social editorial board for the cover! We promise we don't think there's any Hamas in any tunnels under your offices (Not yet at least! 😉) Keep it up!

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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 29/10/2024

We have been reliably informed there are tunnels under the UN headquarters we have provided high quality images of the compound beneath all those delicious human shields

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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 23/01/2024

No no these people are just camping as a fun recreational activity! Vote for BIden so they can enjoy the great outdoors

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Israel Defense Farces @israeldefenseforce.bsky.social · 23/01/2024

We just took these guys to the beach for a fun day in the sand! We just blindfolded them so it'd be a surprise

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