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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

All the people in Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs are climate refugees

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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Happy Illinois primary election day! In Chicago, having an Irish name gets you an additional 10% of the vote.

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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Trump’s nominees continue to be Turkeys. Or chickens

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Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

One of the major motivating reasons to develop nuclear weapons is so that a power like the United States can't just randomly lob ordinance at you. So randomly lobbing ordinance is really horrible strategy for deterring the development of nuclear weapons. -OS

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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Surely everyone loves armed missionaries?

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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

If Europe gives us t̶h̶e̶ ̶S̶u̶d̶e̶t̶e̶n̶l̶a̶n̶d̶ Greenland in exchange for a promise of peace, that will ensure peace in our time

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Jennifer Wright @jenashleywright.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.

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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Hilarious when you’re such a piece of shit your spokesman won’t put their name on the record

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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

It’s important Howard Schultz know I refuse to learn Starbuck’s fake drink sizes

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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

As white people decline as a percentage of the global population, this raises an important question: who cares? Being a racist is a shame before all of humanity though.

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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

Remember, Caesar, thou art mortal. What goes up must come down.

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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Trump’s strategy to get a novel peace prize is to call the DOD the “Department of War”

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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Eric Adams for Ambassador to Turkish Airways

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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Today, I have dinged up the paint on my car, been peed on by a dog, damaged the underside of my car, and gotten lost way out in the middle of nowhere without a signal. Tell me your day was better than mine

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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Really annoying how I tell people this, and they express concern rather than laughing at my wit. I’m a very funny person

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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

I slept like a baby last night. Woke up every 4 hours to vomit.

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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

John Reid is a blowhard who doesn’t understand history. The first statue toppled in America was King George III in July 1776. Our forefathers melted it down and made musket balls to shoot at tyrants.

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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Being born once was enough. I wouldn’t put my mother through it a second time

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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Jefferson rallying the people against Strahd

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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

I asked Saw Gerrera what he thought if Trump’s Epstein excuses. He sent me this back

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

"sir you're in the epstein files"

A man whispers into George W Bush's ear.

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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Is anyone surprised that Randy the squirrel-screwer is in the squirrel-screwing files? JFC, now do something about it! www.nytimes.com/2025/07/23/u...

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Attorney General Told Trump His Name Appeared in Epstein Files

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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

When I say rural, you say organizing! Spanberger for governor!

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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Ballad Health, which has a monopoly on care here in SWVA gets over 75% of its money from Medicaid and Medicare. Trump’s big ugly bill is a threat to everyone who lives here, as we expect services to be cut and hospitals to close. I’m knocking doors here and people know it’s a disgrace!

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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Sometimes, what they pay me for is bullying the OfficeJet until it works

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TBFighters @tbfighters.org · 08/07/2025

Experts estimate USAID cuts are leading to 88 deaths PER HOUR. A UN office called these “the deepest funding cuts ever to hit the international humanitarian sector.” If funding isn't resumed, they estimate an additional 10 million cases & 2 million preventable deaths by 2030: tb.impactcounter.com

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Tuberculosis Impact Counter | Tracking TB Funding Impact

Tracking the impact of TB funding via USAID

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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

It’s often believed that humans can’t change colors like chameleons. This isn’t true. I just fell out of my chair, and I’m *several* different colors.

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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Important to note that Trump didn’t launch civil rights investigations after white nationalists swarmed UVA and chanted “Jews will not replace us.” He called the marchers good people. Nobody should believe his justifications for his purge of higher education. This isn’t about anybody’s civil rights

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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

Cuomo ran an especially bad campaign. I get out the vote professionally, so here’s a couple things I thought were really interesting:

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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

Republican congressmen “walking on eggshells at work”, afraid to speak freely against Trump: Survey

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 27/06/2025

Brilliant. 10/10. No notes.

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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Trump admin: “We have to enforce our immigration laws” Immigration law provides a right to asylum, and the Convention Against Torture says we can’t deport people to a place where they are in danger of being tortured Trump admin: “Not those immigration laws”

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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

People will tell you with a straight face that both of these are true: 1. Mamdani will be incredibly ineffective and not get anything done 2. Mamdani will successfully implement full communism single-handedly

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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

If this isn’t a reason to repeal the 2001 AUMF I don’t know what is. We’re entering a war that— regardless of what you think about it— nobody voted for.

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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

You can’t compromise with a tiger even if it promises to eat only one of your legs www.nytimes.com/live/2025/06...

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Trump Administration Live Updates: Harvard and White House Revive Talks

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Blue Travel Channel 📸 @bluetravelchannel.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

🦌The extraordinary white deer in Sweden 🇸🇪

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

I think a lot of the terror of the modern age can be understood by the fact that the Internet accelerated the development of the worst type of person, the "Anti-Intellectual Nerd."

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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

In spite of everything, Minnesota is resilient. I’m proud of everyone who came out today in spite of the fear and the MAGA assassins.

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