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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
All the people in Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs are climate refugees
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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Happy Illinois primary election day! In Chicago, having an Irish name gets you an additional 10% of the vote.
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Trump’s nominees continue to be Turkeys. Or chickens
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Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
One of the major motivating reasons to develop nuclear weapons is so that a power like the United States can't just randomly lob ordinance at you. So randomly lobbing ordinance is really horrible strategy for deterring the development of nuclear weapons. -OS
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Surely everyone loves armed missionaries?
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I am very smart
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
If Europe gives us t̶h̶e̶ ̶S̶u̶d̶e̶t̶e̶n̶l̶a̶n̶d̶ Greenland in exchange for a promise of peace, that will ensure peace in our time
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Jennifer Wright @jenashleywright.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
When there’s no wet food
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Hilarious when you’re such a piece of shit your spokesman won’t put their name on the record
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Bruh
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
It’s important Howard Schultz know I refuse to learn Starbuck’s fake drink sizes
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
As white people decline as a percentage of the global population, this raises an important question: who cares? Being a racist is a shame before all of humanity though.
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Remember, Caesar, thou art mortal. What goes up must come down.
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Trump’s strategy to get a novel peace prize is to call the DOD the “Department of War”
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Eric Adams for Ambassador to Turkish Airways
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Today, I have dinged up the paint on my car, been peed on by a dog, damaged the underside of my car, and gotten lost way out in the middle of nowhere without a signal. Tell me your day was better than mine
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Really annoying how I tell people this, and they express concern rather than laughing at my wit. I’m a very funny person
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I slept like a baby last night. Woke up every 4 hours to vomit.
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Gnome Bell prize
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Down with the kings. Down with the enslavers. Good riddance to all their monuments.
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
There are plenty of heroes from that time who fought for liberty. General Winfield Scott was an anti-slavery Virginian who refused to betray the United States. He served as General-In-Chief of US forces and formulated the anaconda plan, which eventually strangled the Confederacy.
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
The slavers of the antebellum planter aristocracy were as un-American as the British monarchy. It’s not erasing history to say these were evil men perpetuating an evil system. In fact, that’s the judgement of history.
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Which brings me to why some people don’t deserve to be memorialized. The promise of America is that “all men are created equal.” Saying you’re better than someone else because of a skin color or an inherited throne violates that promise.
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Tearing down false heroes is as old as our republic. It’s certainly an older and more endearing than the failed southern slavers confederacy.
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
John Reid is a blowhard who doesn’t understand history. The first statue toppled in America was King George III in July 1776. Our forefathers melted it down and made musket balls to shoot at tyrants.
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Being born once was enough. I wouldn’t put my mother through it a second time
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Jefferson rallying the people against Strahd
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I asked Saw Gerrera what he thought if Trump’s Epstein excuses. He sent me this back
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
"sir you're in the epstein files"
A man whispers into George W Bush's ear.
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Is anyone surprised that Randy the squirrel-screwer is in the squirrel-screwing files? JFC, now do something about it! www.nytimes.com/2025/07/23/u...
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Attorney General Told Trump His Name Appeared in Epstein Files
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
When I say rural, you say organizing! Spanberger for governor!
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Ballad Health, which has a monopoly on care here in SWVA gets over 75% of its money from Medicaid and Medicare. Trump’s big ugly bill is a threat to everyone who lives here, as we expect services to be cut and hospitals to close. I’m knocking doors here and people know it’s a disgrace!
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Sometimes, what they pay me for is bullying the OfficeJet until it works
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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 09/07/2025
Trump really is the American Pol Pot, eh www.politico.com/live-updates...
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Ag secretary says able-bodied Medicaid recipients should replace immigrant farm workforce
USDA secretary says there’s “no amnesty” from mass deportations for farm labor, but that enforcement should be “strategic.”
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TBFighters @tbfighters.org · 08/07/2025
Experts estimate USAID cuts are leading to 88 deaths PER HOUR. A UN office called these “the deepest funding cuts ever to hit the international humanitarian sector.” If funding isn't resumed, they estimate an additional 10 million cases & 2 million preventable deaths by 2030: tb.impactcounter.com
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Tuberculosis Impact Counter | Tracking TB Funding Impact
Tracking the impact of TB funding via USAID
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
It’s often believed that humans can’t change colors like chameleons. This isn’t true. I just fell out of my chair, and I’m *several* different colors.
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Important to note that Trump didn’t launch civil rights investigations after white nationalists swarmed UVA and chanted “Jews will not replace us.” He called the marchers good people. Nobody should believe his justifications for his purge of higher education. This isn’t about anybody’s civil rights
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
This maneuver was used to prevent the capital of Minnesota from being St. Peter rather than St. Paul. Really! www.mprnews.org/story/2025/0...
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Land speculators and lawmakers: How St. Peter nearly became Minnesota’s capital
A bill at the Legislature this session seeks to designate St. Peter as Minnesota’s honorary capital, a nod to its nearly famous status. It’s also intended to set the record straight on exactly what ha...
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Cuomo also didn’t try to build a volunteer base to get out the vote. He tried to substitute for his lack of volunteers with paid canvassers and union apprentices who had to be there— neither group is going to sway voters because they actually didn’t care about the candidate.
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Cuomo’s staff is saying they met their targets with “key demographics” like African Americans. This suggests they didn’t hit their targets with everyone else.
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Cuomo ran an especially bad campaign. I get out the vote professionally, so here’s a couple things I thought were really interesting:
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Republican congressmen “walking on eggshells at work”, afraid to speak freely against Trump: Survey
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 27/06/2025
Brilliant. 10/10. No notes.
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Trump admin: “We have to enforce our immigration laws” Immigration law provides a right to asylum, and the Convention Against Torture says we can’t deport people to a place where they are in danger of being tortured Trump admin: “Not those immigration laws”
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Only pack the essentials
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
But I really hope we can do better than the current discourse
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
To be clear: there are reasons for concern! Mamdani’s defense of “Globalize the Intifada” is both dangerous and unhelpful.
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Isaac Wins Elections @isaacmurtha.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
People will tell you with a straight face that both of these are true: 1. Mamdani will be incredibly ineffective and not get anything done 2. Mamdani will successfully implement full communism single-handedly
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