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Iris

@iris-hn3.bsky.social

27 followers 19 following 63 posts

Professional home protector. Don’t fuck with the amusement park. Hello Neighbor 3 parody account

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

throw it through my window jacob

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

I'm not letting you borrow any of my CDs anymore Also please disinfect them before you give them back This reply worries me deeply

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

I'm getting so sick of Jacob hoarding the head of The Fucker™️. What do you even do with it man @jacobhn3.bsky.social

Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

I did, but some freak keeps breaking it

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

The invite list is very strict, maybe next year roller skate lady

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Wah wah wah TRY THE BRAKES

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

I’m waiting.

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Yeah, ever seen one work? Yeaaah, no.

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

At least I can communicate with mine

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

I saw it happen you mildly hit the front of your car at like, five miles per hour, man

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

You put that money back now. The crows need it for their crow health

Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Carrying @jacobhn3.bsky.social to the hospital because he can’t stop crashing his car. sign guy please stop wreckin the billboard down the road from his house. Jacob hasn’t got the best eyesight and this is the fifth time this week he’s had to get his car repaired

Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

isn’t your only friend like, dead?

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

you were an adorable baby, cone man. Here’s a pic my mom took when I was four, heart emoji

Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Thanks

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

I was cubic once too, nick this is cubist I think

Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

You’re only noticing this now?

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Hey man don’t make fun of his baby pics

Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

If this sign guy messes up my festival one more time im losing it, man

Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

No

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

That’s awesome. Did you win?

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Came to see a debate and witnessed a full-on fight. Sick #politics

Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

i so gotta check this out

Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

thanks for the offer, man but I can't abandon my bricks. they mean too much to me

Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

lol yea

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

@jacobhn3.bsky.social PLEASE give me my bricks back, man. that "blanket" you left me was an old burrito wrapper. that's sick, man. not in a good way

Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

noted

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

@andrewsmithhn.bsky.social pay up. also, thanks for finishing him off, @guesthn2.bsky.social turns out he's fairly explosion proof

Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

way ahead of you

Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

on a scale of 1-10 how explosive resistant are you?

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

back off. he's mine. i got 2 dollars and a large fries on this.

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

im not even that bad, man, geez

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

I'm going to freeze to death tonight, Jacob

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

came back to the Banner's roof and my pile of bricks was gone. what the hell, man. not cool. who did this?

Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

far out

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

seven dollars is a LOT. my dude, Willy. vote Andrew, for sure

Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

bag dude's got my vote

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Sick

Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

arskville?

Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

does anyone know a decent place to stay in Raven Brooks? this journalist guy just blares shitty loud music all night, i can hear it from the roof. i've tried putting rocks in my ears but it won't drown out the noise. somebody, PLEASE

Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

thank you for your service, sign dude

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

That’s what I’m going for

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

i’m not too sure that journalist dude knows i’m living on top of the news station yet

Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

NICE

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

never thought of that. gotta try it the next time I get my hands on some drywall

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

haha nice chicken, man. just be careful walking the little dude around raven brooks. people here get desperate when they’re hungry. also, where do you keep this chicken? and is it usually unattended? just wondering

Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

I never thought you could see at all

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

dog.

Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

you and that cone guy would get along so well

Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

I’ll get back to you on that, my guy