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Andrew Smith

@andrewsmithhn.bsky.social
24 followers 20 following 167 posts

THE REAL ANDREW SMITH. Also former journalist and former dumpster dweller. this is a parody account not associated with TB or EGS in any way

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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I haven`t seen that weird Isaac guy anywhere. Has anyone seen him?
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
just robbed the gas station feeling pretty good about myself.
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
You will regret this.
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Decided to teach that dumbass cone a lesson for telling people to vote for the Guest
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Dude if I don't win I am gonna put that cone guy in a freezer
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
VOTE FOR ME!
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Raven Brooks Banner @rbbannerhn.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
The vice-mayor debate has begun! Today Andrew Smith (the other one), Aaron Peterson and what remains of the former mayor will discuss their policies and other stuff. Lets just hope another fight does not break out.
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
GO VOTE!!!!!!
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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Came to see a debate and witnessed a full-on fight. Sick #politics
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
The mayor account is haunted????
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
YOOOO
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Vote for me Andrew Smith! If you elect me I will: -Give everyone a free hammer and a dumpster -Renovate and clean up the town -Abolish Mondays -Make Christmas last an entire month (the entire month of December)
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I won the debate btw
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
VOTE FOR ME!!!
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Raven Brooks Banner @rbbannerhn.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
The Intruder has officially endorsed Andrew Smith
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Im still gonna win btw
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
good riddance
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Another reason why you should vote for me is that I have a cute cool dog.
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Raven Brooks Banner @rbbannerhn.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
BREAKING NEWS: Andrew Smith has announced that his running mate will be Andrew Smith.
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
@randomrbcitizen.bsky.social counter-counter-offer 9$, a pizza and the remains of my old dumpster.
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
@randomrbcitizen.bsky.social dude I will literally give you 7$ if you vote for me.
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
vote for me if you want me to abolish Mondays!
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
@randomrbcitizen.bsky.social Dude make up your fucking mind
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
If I win I will have Christmas last an entire month!
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
If I win I promise that I will declare war on Arskville and burn it to the ground.
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
If I win I promise to NOT deport my political rivals. I will simply have them be forced to write me a public apology telling everyone how cool I am and they both will need to give me 5$ each
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
If I win I will give everyone a free hammer and a dumpster!!!!
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Vote for me btw.
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Since no one is the mayor of the town I'm gonna run for mayor since no one else is. I should win by default if no one else runs right?
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Hey so uhh quick question. Does this town even have a mayor anymore? And if not when was the last election?
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Just took a selfie of myself! Might aswell make it my new profile picture.
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Just found a paper bag in the trash. I might aswell take it
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
@rbrooksmayor.bsky.social are you even the mayor anymore? Its been like decades.
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Mower won
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Could not decide what name I wanted to go with so I made this little vote thing. forms.gle/RG2ECQzHKJbz...
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Potential dog names
dog
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
What should I name my new dog?
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
That is one weird looking dog
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Any suggestion on how I should get my revenge on @randomrbcitizen.bsky.social ?
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Dude I can feel my skin rotting how long was I asleep????
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
I took a nap what the fuck happened
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
I moved on from that shit website known as "Twitter" time to see what is this blue sky people are talking about
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