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@irasciblerascal.bsky.social
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Former restaurateur and distiller, writer, cheese monger, whiskey and music enthusiast. Like Diogenes, I'm looking for a vintage punk rock girl. I sometimes write satirical smut, found here: www.cunninglinguists.blog/

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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Some parents talk to their kids about the birds and the bees, but here in this Corsican fromagerie we talk to them about a man and his sheep.
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Rare photo of Donald Rump getting breast-fed his daily dose of ego booster from Natalie Harp
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trumps says arch will also be a submarine pen, and ballistic missile launcher...
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have six in my left ear, one for every decade. Due for my 7th in 3 years.
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Orange Shitler just needs to order the detransition of such students. Simple.
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Contrast and compare with
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
We've entered the paranoid dictator era. Taken at his own country club in Jersey.
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Unpluggedness intensifies.
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
36–39% of the country
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Sometimes you have to unplug.
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
More and more every day he looks like this
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
And when they scream about stolen elections and try to void the results, we have Plan B:
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The Reflecting Pool is now a shade of Confederate Gray. Coincidence? I think not.
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Rest in Piss, Lindsey Graham
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I'm writing a political satire about the current admin. Hardest effing thing I've ever written. Pretty sure this is happening now:
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
How do we get to a place where everyone thinks rape is bad?
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
While this was written largely about Gaza, it pretty much applies to everything terrible that people support at first, such as Platner.
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Apparently there is a fracas of late on this platform about writers employing words of an erudite nature that is now inveighed by some to be ableist. I cannot help but apperceive that this imputation is a mendacious contrivance by Big Dumb and can only be contravened by Big Dictionary. These prevarications will not stand.
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