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@irasciblerascal.bsky.social
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Former restaurateur and distiller, writer, cheese monger, whiskey and music enthusiast. Like Diogenes, I'm looking for a vintage punk rock girl. I sometimes write satirical smut, found here: www.cunninglinguists.blog/

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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trumps says arch will also be a submarine pen, and ballistic missile launcher...
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Some days you write yourself into a corner and some days you write yourself out of a corner. It all balances out by the ~Fin~ #Booksky #thewriter'slife
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
90 pages, 27k words, 4k in the past three days. I'm still in love with this story, and work is damn good. Almost halfway finished and I dropped a query on an agency. May the gods of prose and publishing grace me with their favor. #booksky #thewritinglife
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What it means to be a writer: Crafting a passionate & sexy sex scene at 5:58 a.m. when you aren't feeling particularly sexy, but needs must, and the book cannot proceed until every last drop of bodily fluid has been drained from your characters & now they need some leftover pad see ew. #booksky
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Over a thousand high-quality words laid down today, each of them hand-selected from the Emporium of Superlative Nomenclature and Idiom, and then honed to a razor edge. These words cut. #BookSky
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Jesse Franz @jessefranz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
BREAKING NEWS: The Seattle City Council just passed legislation that will (eventually) ban landlords from charging pet rent. Congratulations to everyone, especially my dog Lou, seen here asking me to cover him again for the 72nd month in a row.
Lou the golden retriever.
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
We've entered the paranoid dictator era. Taken at his own country club in Jersey.
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
1.200 words today. Each one of them hand-selected for wholesomeness and flavor. Completely free-range and organic, free of growth hormones and genetic engineering. Gluten-free too. Only 45k more to go. #BookSky
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Unpluggedness intensifies.
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Sometimes you have to unplug.
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
bsky.app/profile/iras...
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The Reflecting Pool is now a shade of Confederate Gray. Coincidence? I think not.
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I’m going to bed at a reasonable hour so I can get up early and write. 500 words today, even though I had to work. Tomorrow is my weekend, 1,000 words is the goal. Goodnight.
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Rest in Piss, Lindsey Graham
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Apparently there is a fracas of late on this platform about writers employing words of an erudite nature that is now inveighed by some to be ableist. I cannot help but apperceive that this imputation is a mendacious contrivance by Big Dumb and can only be contravened by Big Dictionary. These prevarications will not stand.
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
We have entered the Spaceballs portion of reality.
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I've been cranking up my weather machine in DC. So far, so good.
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Neil Diamond has some 'splainin to do.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
People say America can't accomplish anything, that we've stopped dreaming big. Well, today, after *years* of work, the combined resources of the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches (as well as the media) came together to prevent some girls in Idaho from playing high school softball.
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
@katmabu.bsky.social
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It makes perfect sense in the upside down, that a botched pool job will be the Reichstag Fire we've all been expecting. Insurrection Act in three, two....
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
As people get arrested for taking free-floating paint chips out of the water, let's take a moment to remember the biggest terrorist act of last summer, Sandwich Throwing guy.
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Stephen Miller is a junior high school boy's dried up cum sock, long forgotten and left to molder under a bed.
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Anyone who didn't know how to spell dumb since 1977 would've been informed by the Ramones in Pinhead. We are absolutely governed by fucking morons. D-U-M-B Everyone's accusing me! D-U-M-B Everyone's accusing me! www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkYj...
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Pinhead (1999 Remaster)
YouTube video by Ramones - Topic
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Sums it up nicely.
Darth Vader telling Princess Leia that he's defeated her, and also deposited $300 billion into her bank acct
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Happy Bloomsday to those who celebrate.
History is the nightmare from which I'm trying to awake. From James Joyce's Ulysses
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The Anti-Midas strikes again. Everything he touches turns to shit.
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
new lineup for Rump's 250th party: Kid Rock, Jason Aldean, Kanye, with special guests: Stephen Miller and his Goosesteppers
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The great gaping maw of capitalism exists only to masticate your life energy and shit you out as shareholder value.
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
White house image of UFC stage, with caption: No bread, America, just a circus.
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The American zeitgeist in a single headline...
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I wrote a song about RFK Jr's sperm concerns.
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Happy 89th Birthday to the ever elusive Thomas Pynchon.
If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers. -Thomas Pynchon, novelist, born may 8, 1937
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Melissa and Mark Hortman, Renee Good, Alex Pretti, Paul Pelosi
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
map of hormuz labeled as release the unredacted trumpstein files
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Trump has reduced the length of the Iran War by 600%
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
"There will be some shots fired tonight. Haha."
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ZFP @irasciblerascal.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Satirical tweet from Donald J Poopypants: Whitewater! Benghazi! Emails! Hunter Biden sold paintings!
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