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Sports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 1h

This might be the ultimate “wheels are coming off” inning for the White Sox I’ve seen in a while. Somebody say an emergency novena or two!

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Sports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 2h

Tonight we learned we are *not* balcony people. Grandpa’s legs just give up after the second glass of wine and the third mezzanine

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Sports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 3h

What is this, an orchestra for ants?

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Sports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 3h

Climb six flights of stairs to the balcony at Carnegie Hall if you want your ass kicked and also to listen to a sweet rendition of Respighi’s Pines of Rome by the Berlin Philharmonic.

Two people smiling at Carnegie Hall. The man looks sleepy.

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Sports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 12h

Unsure if David Sipress intended the subject of this cartoon to be a Yankees fan or a Yankees hater, but the joke works either way!

New Yorker cartoon by David Sipress showing a man relaxing on a sofa in front of a TV saying to his partner, “I’m watching the Yankees not play anymore in the post season.”

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 23h

FUCK I broke my 1500 day streak on my smart thermostat's daily jumble puzzle. The app is locking me out of adjusting my home temperature now because I'm out of gems. The word was SAVORY.

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Sports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Only redeeming part about the Yankees losing is that it made Knicks fans and Giants fans unhappy.

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Sports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Home run would have killed the rally anyway!

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Sports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

New Jersey’s own Tony Volpe

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Sports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Damn, anyone visiting San Diego this weekend expecting nice weather is gonna get the shaft

It’s a weather maps showing the expected arrival times of tropical storm force winds from Hurricane Rachel as it approaches Southern California. The graphics make it look like a big green wiener with purple nuts.

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Sports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Just had an intense feeling of dread when I realized there’s a New York Yankees humiliation game on TV tonight.

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Car Talk Names @cartalknamebot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Food Taster: Howard M. Burgers

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Sports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I’m no ornithologist but what the heck is a Springbird?

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Sports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Best case scenario is a lockout that frees up my evening time and allows me to pursue other areas of interest that torture me with endless frustration.

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Sports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Any chance Brian Anderson and Jeff Francouer can stop talking about the umpire's ballbag???? There are children in the room

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Sports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Bring me the head of Aaron Boone on a platter and I will dance the dance of the seven veils.

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Sports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

I am going to spatchcock and oven-roast the Limu Emu.

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Sports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

smdh can't believe Wells didn't leg that out for a triple

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Sports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

wait, it's 75 cents a stick at the Brookdale ShopRite!

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Sports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

we've lost Choire but I won't give up this fight

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Sports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Two-out, two-run double puts the Chicago Mandates of Heaven ahead.

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Sports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

As opposed to the shitty charmless airport terminal where I regrettably go see ballgames and swelter in the July humidity

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Sports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Sure, Tropicana Field sucks but the Rays inherited that place. The Brewers looked at the architectural drawings for Miller Park and said, “yes, we would like to spend half a billion dollars of public money to play in a shitty charmless warehouse”

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Sports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Drew Rasmussen, who will be running a Honda dealership in Bradenton in three years, is having a heckuva game against future Hall of Famer Gerrit Cole.

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Sports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Yeah I’m still shocked twenty years later

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Sports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It’s the end of the week, time for some Friday wines

Old lady drinks wine from a porro in front of a big ass crowd

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Sports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The other no-brainer in this matchup is Aaron Boone, hey-oooo

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Sports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I think you went to the Walkoff Walk HEIST at Citi Field but I met her at the Deadspin Pants Party at Shea in ‘07

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Sports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I met my wife the old-fashioned way (Deadspin commenter meetup at a Mets game)

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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It takes years of training to perfect this manoeuvre. #WorldBollardAssociation

An NYPD police car balances its rear wheel in a black bollard leaving the car stranded in the air.

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Sports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This mayor talking about DUMBO and flyovers like he’s trying to turn NYC into DISNEYWORLD smdh

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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026

It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...