eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 12hall I can think of looking at these is that jorts the cat photo that "serves fart" 000
eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 18hweather is gorgeous, have had the windows open during the days, which is really nice for the breeze and the fresh air, but we are close enough to the street that occasionally I hear the electric cars that sound like ghosts and they're kinda unsettling tbh 130
eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 20hshe has all the charisma of a wet sock, meeting with her is excruciating, why do I have to do it like once a week now 020
eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026what's wrong babe, you barely touched your cup o' ham 060
eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026hope she feels better soon, you did so good sweet Freya!! 010
eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026in the meeting, I was asking questions that led to a smart expansion of the project so we don't have to do a bunch of work twice, and my boss was asking basic comprehension questions, how does no one notice this 020
eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I am a regular guy. I did not die in the meeting with my boss's boss 010
eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I honestly don't know why you can't log in without seeing your screen. why don't you believe me 110
eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026me: *losing my mind trying to put half a dozen new policies together before end of year with very little to go on from leadership* my boss: *trying to figure out how to log back in to Slack* 160
eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026have reached the stage of my mental health journey where I want to reply to everything like this 110
eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026today he is haunted by the thoughts of all the crimes he will not have time to commit 010
eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I am told Toulouse has reached the age where he is either asleep or he is committing crimes 171
eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026sounds like you need ~30 friends who would like to visit the smoky mountains?static.klipy.comScarlett Johansson's Seductive WinkAlt: Scarlett Johansson raising her eyebrows in a plunging red dress and diamond collar 110
eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I would like to say I appreciate my husband very much for rescuing one of my favorite hats from the middle of a busy street after it blew off my head at the plant store 140
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026getting birthday text messages from every optometrist I've ever been to, from other cities, states, places I know I haven't been in at least 10 years 010
eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026haunted by 1) smooches 2) own feet, apparent lack of bones 191
eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026😂 my small nephew continues to be unintentionally maudlin 060
eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026🎵 come on, baby don't fear the street shark 🎵 020
eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026did I immediately have a burst of anxiety and fear that I had spoken incorrectly and my birthday is actually a different day, to the degree that I had to open the calendar to confirm that yes, in fact, my birthday is Wednesday like I thought all along? well that's nobody's business 000
eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026my birthday isn't until Wednesday but my knee feels weird *today* and it's probably because it's been damp outside for 3 days now this is bullshit 110
eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026orange therapist: remember to avoid negative thoughts today by simply avoiding all thoughts 1101
eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026this reminded me of this pretty monument I took a photo of during one of our walks and I think I forgot to post her 220
eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I strained the cartilage that connects your ribs to your sternum and I did not even know that was a thing you could do but boy does that get uncomfortable quick 130
eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Toulouse says his orb gives him magical powers. don't tell him he is just that cute all the time 070
eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026getting treated to a sunset rainbow? don't think I've ever seen this before 040
eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026music.apple.comEsperanza by Hermanos Gutiérrez on Apple MusicSong · 2021 · Duration 5:28 010
eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026the thing I was stressing so hard about is over and I have listened to today's comfort song, why do I not feel better 130
eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026porque no los dos. there is always second breakfast 110
eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026someone else was decidedly unimpressed by this novel sound 000
eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026honestly this is kind of delightful with the weather. fall morning bagpipe serenade 220
eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026oh it's happening again. did the scots who loved our world cup game come back to visit? 110
eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026opened my windows and the sound of bagpipes immediately started coming in? 120
eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026this is the first picture I received of him, still gunked up and covered in road grime, and surrounded by the ghosts of one thousand years 122
eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026YES I get it tho, like he looks like all his friends are ghosts. like kitten Benjamin button 120
eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026*loading up my Halloween candy bucket with these*static.klipy.comHocus Pocus Character in Purple CapeAlt: Sarah Jessica Parker as Sarah Sanderson in Hocus Pocus (1993), wearing a purple cloak and singing her creepy "come little children, I'll take thee away" song 020
eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026the person I was interviewing either did not see it or was stone cold professional about it, they gave no acknowledgement that suddenly there was a raggedy creature hovering over my shoulder like a victorian dust bunny. I gave them points for that 000