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eliseaboo 👻

@inviolablevoice.bsky.social
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Ability: Painfully Awkward - Deals 1-6 Psychic damage to all players (including self) upon entry to any social situation. swearwolf. she/her.

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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 12h
all I can think of looking at these is that jorts the cat photo that "serves fart"
The orange cat now has an even stinkier face expression from his judgmental perch on the dark purple blanket
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 14h
oh cool someone's horn is stuck
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 14h
excuse me??
An orange cat delivers a withering look from a dark purple blanket. I have done nothing to deserve this level of stink face
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 16h
Bonjour from my nephew Toulouse
A small tuxedo kitten carries a shiny red and blue foil ball in his mouth underneath the legs of a white wooden dining chair
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 18h
weather is gorgeous, have had the windows open during the days, which is really nice for the breeze and the fresh air, but we are close enough to the street that occasionally I hear the electric cars that sound like ghosts and they're kinda unsettling tbh
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 20h
she has all the charisma of a wet sock, meeting with her is excruciating, why do I have to do it like once a week now
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what's wrong babe, you barely touched your cup o' ham
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hope she feels better soon, you did so good sweet Freya!!
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
in the meeting, I was asking questions that led to a smart expansion of the project so we don't have to do a bunch of work twice, and my boss was asking basic comprehension questions, how does no one notice this
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am a regular guy. I did not die in the meeting with my boss's boss
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I honestly don't know why you can't log in without seeing your screen. why don't you believe me
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
great now I'm live call tech support
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
me: *losing my mind trying to put half a dozen new policies together before end of year with very little to go on from leadership* my boss: *trying to figure out how to log back in to Slack*
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
please leave me alone - we are sleeping
An orange cat soundly asleep on a dark purple blanket, with his paws all coming down to sort of a point for some reason
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
have reached the stage of my mental health journey where I want to reply to everything like this
At top a text message conversation:
"Please leave me alone - we are sleeping"
"?"
"No more contacting please. Thanks"

Below is musician Lubalin against a dark background.
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Unsolved Mysteries. I am a giant wuss
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
today he is haunted by the thoughts of all the crimes he will not have time to commit
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am told Toulouse has reached the age where he is either asleep or he is committing crimes
A small tuxedo kitten peeks out inquisitively from behind a gray laptopThe kitten is sitting on a dark green blanket with a floral pattern, his face is the same only the laptop is gone and you can see more of himThe kitten is now passed out af against an arm tattooed with morning glory flowers on top of the dark green blanketThe kitten is now even more passed out on the dark green blanket, to the degree that his back legs are stuck out and pink toe beans are peeking
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
sounds like you need ~30 friends who would like to visit the smoky mountains?
static.klipy.com
Scarlett Johansson's Seductive Wink
Alt: Scarlett Johansson raising her eyebrows in a plunging red dress and diamond collar
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would like to say I appreciate my husband very much for rescuing one of my favorite hats from the middle of a busy street after it blew off my head at the plant store
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
loving this sign we saw in a shop window
A sign in the window of a shop featuring a graphic of a black cat chomping down on a blue ice cube with the text, "chin up / fangs out / protect our neighbors against ICE"
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
getting birthday text messages from every optometrist I've ever been to, from other cities, states, places I know I haven't been in at least 10 years
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Toulouse vs. the tennis ball
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
haunted by 1) smooches 2) own feet, apparent lack of bones
A small tuxedo kitten held by a hand for a smooch with a wide-eyed expressionThe kitten is now folded in half on himself and his back feet are displaying pink toe beans
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😂 my small nephew continues to be unintentionally maudlin
A small tuxedo kitten sits on top of a red mushroom scratching post that has been placed inside a mesh playpen. He is curled up like a croissant but there is not quite enough clearance between the top of the mushroom and the mesh roof of the playpen, so that his ears are folded slightly down and he looks melodramatically sad
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tuesday 😾
An orange cat is tucked into a dark purple blanket with his nose and eyes peeking out. One eye is squinty and he does not look happy despite being cozy
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🎵 come on, baby don't fear the street shark 🎵
A screenshot of a news headline reading, "ANIMALS
Yes, shark swam through LBI nor'easter floodwaters, but don't fear it

Two-minute read

David P. Willis
Asbury Park Press

Updated Sept. 28, 2026, 3:58 p.m. ET

Yikes! A shark swimming down the street in Surf City?"
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
omw to eat some kale
A medieval illustration of a creature that has the front half of a rabbit or hare and the back half of a fish
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
did I immediately have a burst of anxiety and fear that I had spoken incorrectly and my birthday is actually a different day, to the degree that I had to open the calendar to confirm that yes, in fact, my birthday is Wednesday like I thought all along? well that's nobody's business
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my birthday isn't until Wednesday but my knee feels weird *today* and it's probably because it's been damp outside for 3 days now this is bullshit
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
orange therapist: remember to avoid negative thoughts today by simply avoiding all thoughts
An orange cat sits in a nest of a beige carpet cat tree with perhaps the most vacant and idle expression that has ever been achieved; the shutters to his mind are open and it is a clean and beautiful empty house
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this reminded me of this pretty monument I took a photo of during one of our walks and I think I forgot to post her
A large gray grave marker with a statue of a woman whose right arm hangs by her side holding a wreath; her left arm is missing but appears as though it used to rest on top of a slab with several people's names. She stands on top of a large rough-textured block that says "RICHARDSON" and there are green trees and grass in the background.
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I strained the cartilage that connects your ribs to your sternum and I did not even know that was a thing you could do but boy does that get uncomfortable quick
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Toulouse says his orb gives him magical powers. don't tell him he is just that cute all the time
A small tuxedo kitten stretches in a bright spot of morning sunlight towards a green and purple sparkly mylar ballThe kitten is now carrying the ball in his mouth, head and tail raised proudly as he trots across the brown concrete floor
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
getting treated to a sunset rainbow? don't think I've ever seen this before
A pale rainbow arches all the way across a sky darkening to violetA view towards the west where the sun is spectacularly setting in shades of flame orange, red, pink, and violet
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
music.apple.com
Esperanza by Hermanos Gutiérrez on Apple Music
Song · 2021 · Duration 5:28
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the thing I was stressing so hard about is over and I have listened to today's comfort song, why do I not feel better
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love Andie!!
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
porque no los dos. there is always second breakfast
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
but cheese danish is delicious
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
someone else was decidedly unimpressed by this novel sound
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
honestly this is kind of delightful with the weather. fall morning bagpipe serenade
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oh it's happening again. did the scots who loved our world cup game come back to visit?
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
opened my windows and the sound of bagpipes immediately started coming in?
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this is the first picture I received of him, still gunked up and covered in road grime, and surrounded by the ghosts of one thousand years
a tiny raggedy looking tuxedo kitten in a basket with a beige towel and a red plaid blanket
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
YES I get it tho, like he looks like all his friends are ghosts. like kitten Benjamin button
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
he is 0.5 stair tall
A small tuxedo kitten sits on a brown wood stair with bright mint green accents. He is very baby and clearly only half a stair tall
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*loading up my Halloween candy bucket with these*
static.klipy.com
Hocus Pocus Character in Purple Cape
Alt: Sarah Jessica Parker as Sarah Sanderson in Hocus Pocus (1993), wearing a purple cloak and singing her creepy "come little children, I'll take thee away" song
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the person I was interviewing either did not see it or was stone cold professional about it, they gave no acknowledgement that suddenly there was a raggedy creature hovering over my shoulder like a victorian dust bunny. I gave them points for that
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