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Intune

@intune.bsky.social
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Bought a fake ID now my new name Spiderman I'm finna overdose I just popped THIRTEEN PERCOCETS ~ 22, he/him, new york, speak english/learning italian, i have a weird palette of things that make me smile

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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 17h
say it ain't so man gooooooood i'm so old
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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just took my placement test. Was expecting max B2 but I got placed in C1 Sono in gamba😌
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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I used to complain about this all the time but I understand now why americans don't get 5 gelato shops on every block where the biggest size is 6 dollars, if it was like that we'd deadass have an obesity rate of 100%
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Gespenst MK-VII @callgespenst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tweet from @topherflorence

peanuts is a cool comic cause the babies are always unsupervised in a dirt field saying stuff like "suffering is the cantaloupe in the fruit salad of life" and then the dog does a skateboard trick
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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m in the middle of Siena centro commerciale and literally just fell to my knees when I saw this Carly what the FUCK WHY DID YOU PICK THE WORST FUCKING VENUE POSSIBLE
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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Never thought I’d see this day🥹
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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bumpin this bc it’s the 50th anniversary of what I consider the greatest album ever made🧡
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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
season 2 spencer shay needs to be studied jerry trainor was in his fucking bag that year "AT THE END OF THE BOOK THEY FIND OUT THE PANTS AREN'T MAGIC AND THE MIDDLE SISTER DIES!"
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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ruby and dia go to milan may or may not be based on a true story #lovelive #lovelivesunshine #aqours
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すびかか @suyasuyabi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe they can work on making their app take fewer than 40 fucking seconds to load a song already downloaded on my phone instead
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hope Zohran Mamdani thanked Benjamin Netanyahu for his UN speech, which only made Mamdani more likable. Even a gift basket would be nice.
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
disegnino kanan
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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
fuck these clothes bro how tf i'm supposed to draw this in perspective 😭 i've already done it like 7 times and i'm still not done
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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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雏咲南 @mmminami.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
うみこと
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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’ve been doing so much research on carly that the word emotion is starting to look weird Like why does motion just have an e before it
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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
lmaooooo he is so pissed off that everyone in new york loves this guy, something he'll never experience it's hilarious watching him on his knees for him
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ぴ @kidapipi7.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ハッピーエンドね
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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What the fuck do any of these words mean Like I’m serious what
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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
quick lol sketch even though im not motivated cuz i would feel bad missing woob's birthday. anyway i might have a lil comic planned that i thought of while doing this. happy birthday ruby! they can never make me hate you no matter how much they gentrify you
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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I feel like I’m being gaslit all over the internet seeing everyone give day and night critical acclaim do y’all actually think it’s that good I’m so disappointed in it and this is making me feel worse and worse by the second oh my god bro I think carly finally reached her limit
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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
happy birthday riko! #rikosakurauchi #aqours #lovelive #桜内梨子生誕祭2026
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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How was I supposed to settle into the new carly album when I get flashbanged by official adult kotori
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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
CARLYYYYYYYYYY
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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
you will catch me dead before i draw any of the gals as cops helllll fuckin nah
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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I just paid $15 for a come at venchi what the FUCK I get this is nyc and tourists but I could literally get two for that price in rome Although I remember five guys in Italy charging €13 for a cheeseburger so maybe it’s just some cross continent bullshit
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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
TAKE ME TO THE FEELIN #rhythmheaven #rhythmparadise #carlyraejepsen
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ResJudicata22 @resjudicata22.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Cartoonist: Daniel Medina
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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i guess that other game came out on september 15 too forgot what it was
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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
17 years since bowser's inside story released in america! i'm so old... #mario #luigi #mariorpg #marioandluigi
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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
oh my FUCKING god bruh
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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this was shocking until he mentioned where he grew up and that reminded me of your video where you said it was an anarchist town in denmark, obv a polarizing topic but i doubt the people he grew up with would be accepting of any type of genocide knowing that
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apology amatti @kbandersonyo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
dang I had no idea, I cant believe I have to continue not listening to ed sheeran
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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just went for an eye exam and the doctor put on an ai program tht did the whole test for them. Like what the fuck are we doing man
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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Grinded for this view🤧
Grinded for this view🤧
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I should have posted this on Labor Day.
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the polish language has 75 words for onion and no word for job

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footjob, rimjob, pitjob, blowjob... english reduces all the greatest acts of physical intimacy down to exploitation of labor. in polish we call blowjobs “making ice cream" because they are tasty treats made with care and love. the american mind cannot comprehend this
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 14/09/2026
🚨NEW: They locked migrants in tiny metal cages and called them “calming areas.” Now a federal watchdog is exposing what happened inside “Alligator Alcatraz.”
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Federal Watchdog Finds "Alligator Alcatraz" Locked Migrants in Small Metal Cages as So-Called "Calming Areas"
A new report from the Department of Homeland Security's independent inspector general has revealed that the now-shuttered Florida detention center known as
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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
me when i realize i have free will and can use a different brush def prefer coloring over line art
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Rii Abrego @riibrego.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
popstar picnic
Characters from "Kirby 64" enjoying a picnic together
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Pochamastudios 🌸 Comms Closed @pochamastudios.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Happy 8th anniversary of Xenoblade 2: Torna, The Golden Country! ✨️ #xenoblade2 #ゼノブレイド2 #Xenoblade2Torna_fes26
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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
it really is crazy how nothing is new anymore everything is just nostalgia slop trying to prey on people's memories of a better time this game wouldn't be close to a thought without this concept
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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
nintendo tempting me with this fuckass 30% sale, you will NOT win only one I'm even thinking about is pikmin 4 and i think i'm just gonna pay full price for it when i go back to italy i want more europe boxes in my home
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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It helps when the people who work on the games genuinely love the series as much as we do
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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
WHEN TF DID THEY FINALLY ADD FAMOUS AND SOMEDAY TO STREAMING 8 YEAR OLD ME JOYOUS RN
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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
nvm i take it back
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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
muteace is actually so cracked dude holy SHIT how does he do it with this shit ass character that can't kill
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 12/09/2026
Because I’m white, it was easy for me to conflate the solidarity we witnessed on the ground among New Yorkers on 9/11 for some kind of colorblind national unity in the months and years that followed. The reality is and was vastly different.
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Intune @intune.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i guess you'll never know i'm not hangin with ya i'm not hangin with ya i'm not hangin with ya oooowooohh
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