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The Drake Maye of Librarians. I have the beats and shouting. intentionalnachos.wordpress.com

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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 11h
He’s gotta OD by 2030, right?
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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 11h
What WHAT w h a t
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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 12h
Whatever happened to Matt Rife? Two years ago all I was hearing about was him
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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 12h
Call me a treatler if you like but I would like to be able to uh afford rent. The global economy crashing is only a good thing if you aren’t paying your own bills
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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 15h
Maybe the most correctly cast a character has ever been Jadis’ world looks basically the opposite of how I imagined it as a kid and I’m not going to be able to get past that.
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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 15h
(Bravely) that narnia movie won’t be very good but Daniel Craig will be very good in it
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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 21h
I can’t remember when there’s been this many RBs that were THIS good all at the same time.
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Joshua Rivera @jmrivera.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
[on cable news with the ruins of Alderaan behind him] HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Palpatine said he would lower healthcare costs.
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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Really cool that the D&D actual play I’ve been listening to for ideas for my campaign waited until thirteen episodes in to drop a slur at random
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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Pretty sure that’s not generally how Johnny bravo reacts to seeing a woman do something
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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
One Bijan Robinson highlight would give them a heart attack
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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Who?
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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
El-P in approximately five months: “who the fuck is contra points”
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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
OP is correct except the wave already started about six months ago, so we’re probably going to be out of it by 2028 if not sooner. If we’re lucky we might even get RTJ 5, if killer Mike ever stops whining about YouTubers
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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The coffee pot just keeps getting hotter don’t it
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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Watching Knights of Guinevere the whole time like
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Man Reacts: That's Why She's The GOAT
ALT: Man Reacts: That's Why She's The GOAT
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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I will say if he manages to accidentally swing the pendulum away from Mustache Guys I will forever be in his debt
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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I support removing Shane Gillis from public life so I no longer have to hear about him. What if there were bigger problems in the world than celebrities saying dumb shit.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Maybe this is just me generally having no wherewithal but I don’t really notice what anyone else is wearing at the gym whatsoever. That’s time for me to listen to music and pretend the gym doesn’t have three TVs all turned to cable news
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 12/10/2026
Gonna be real fun watching this faceplant into a brick wall
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
doing a complete 180 every time i see a new response in the kelly clarkson/brooklyn home goods store beef. they’re both doing a really good job of arguing.
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Rocky @viperwave.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"Cool Leftism" already released its energy in the form of Disco Elysium before sinking gracefully into the ocean. What Im saying is how are people still upset about Chapo Trap House in 2026.
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isaac 🌻 @androgynyfiend.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
ppl will see frats be the rape headquarters and think, men need to be told how wrong and scary this is instead of being like hm I wonder if the hazing rituals that traumatize and even kill men in same-sex spaces like these have any kind of connection here
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The stories about Musk pouring his dirty money into elections and Omar being harassed by the feds neatly dovetail into the same story: either this country includes people like Omar, or it doesn’t
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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Worth noting that there is a big group of men who *are* reading: boomers, and the slop that’s written for them is worse than the tropiest romantasy you can imagine. That Mr. Beast/Patterson collab is an attempt to turn Gen Z boys into those readers. That attempt failed spectacularly, of course.
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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yknow I think there’s a legitimate conversation to be had about how men (as a group) aren’t reading and why but unfortunately the two dominant narratives are “men are stupid, abandon them to their folly” and obnoxious “women be shopping and having emotions” concern-trolling.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 12/10/2026
everyone is making pretty bold anecdotal claims about the Yandex DC going out resulting in less right wing content, but all the actual data I’ve seen has been saying it hasn’t moved the needle at all. I would be very skeptical of these claims; they will almost certainly turn out to be totally false.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
john stewart in LANTERNS: “Hal, I need you, man.”
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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I thnk m hvg a strk
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the crazy thing about this trend is how badly this exposes that these people have the same attachment and awareness of video games as scalpers do for pokemon
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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Haurney’s got a biurty like paur paur paur Haurney’s got some biubies like waur aur waur
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Ryan Lee @ryanjlee7.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I faurnd you finally, you make me wanna say Aur aur aur-aur aur, aur-aur-aur-aur-aur Aur-aur-aur-aur-aur, aur-aur, aur, my *gaursh*
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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Baby let me laurve you daurn There’s saur many ways to laurve ya
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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nah. I’ve got the heat on it’s just not running because of climate change
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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Found myself asking where the phrase “caught red-handed” comes from and how the elves would know it and y’all asked the same question five minutes later, incredible podcast
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 11/10/2026
Small island kingdom's state-owned propaganda arm censors woman's pro civil rights message
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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ask any librarian you know how they feel about him
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 11/10/2026
Hi, I'm the vocal director for Star Wars Galactic Racer. My office has a Huttese dictionary, a mountain of cocaine, and a line out of the door of the loudest theater kids we could find. I hope you like the result!
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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Riyadh video essay festival is crazy
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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Almost worked a second time too
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 10/10/2026
Bluesky being the website for affluent 38 year olds who gaslight zoomers about their economic prospects is honestly genuinely funny as a punch line
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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Then why did they twist her arm into releasing that bullshit apology? They want it to be successful IN SPITE of her shitheel supporters. I’m not going to engage further, you’re only on here to scream at transphobes, and I wish you would choose a healthier pastime.
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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yeah there’s definitely overlap but I encounter WAY more people seeking Bigot Indulgences than I am frothing bigots. And the frothing bigots are mostly too old to have any interest in playing British (derogatory) Forspoken
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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is a meaningfully distinct group of people from the avowed transphobic fascists who aren’t numerous enough to put up these numbers.
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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So the only people who were going to buy it were the adult babies who still like Harry Potter, all of whom bought it on day one and begged trans people for forgiveness after. Forgiveness they don’t deserve to be clear.
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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The steam player count peak was immediately on release Which only furthers the point that the desperation sales didn’t work because the story is on rails and the gameplay is janky as fuck.
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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Obligatory caveat: my impression is that it had *more* of an audience on consoles and I don’t really feel like tracking down those numbers.
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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That shitty game was moderately successful and had roughly the same peak player count as BG3 on Steam and the count *plummeted* afterwards. I would guess people bought the game because IP recognition and either beat the game in a week or realized it was shit and bounced off.
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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
open.spotify.com/track/0qMZXg... you see, the difference between brokencyde and this is that this is, uh, good
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Dumbest Girl Alive
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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That minesweeper thing wasn’t that funny
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