🌻 worm 🌻 @inspector.bsky.social · 12/06/2025a perfectly symmetrical improv troop called Yes Anderson 000
🌻 worm 🌻 @inspector.bsky.social · 29/05/2025own up right now. which 200k of you are taking the shot without the chaser 000
🌻 worm 🌻 @inspector.bsky.social · 28/04/2025this is my impression of JFK if he wanted to fuck the moon: we choose to go to the moon not because it is easy, but because i am hard 000
🌻 worm 🌻 @inspector.bsky.social · 20/04/2025i want to travel the world! so i can play balatro in other countries 010
🌻 worm 🌻 @inspector.bsky.social · 16/04/2025*bob mortimer on would i lie to you*: i was coronated the king of djibouti in 1983 [8 minutes of whimsical nonsense] mortimer: it's TRUE! 000
🌻 worm 🌻 @inspector.bsky.social · 15/04/2025hey man really looking forward to the party!! is it cool if i cancel like 15 minutes before i leave on the day? 000
🌻 worm 🌻 @inspector.bsky.social · 24/03/2025in the iceland club. straight up "bjorking it". and by "it". haha. well. let's justr say. My veanus (as a boy) 000
🌻 worm 🌻 @inspector.bsky.social · 17/03/2025ive never made an honest mistake. only dishonest mistakes. oh i misspelled a word? did it to fuck with you 000
🌻 worm 🌻 @inspector.bsky.social · 07/03/2025"aww the cat distribution system!" i say, stuffing a zoo lion into the back of my three door 072
🌻 worm 🌻 @inspector.bsky.social · 18/02/2025headline: man who stole 18 animals from the zoo named me: HE DIDNT HAVE A NAME UNTIL JUST NOW??? 000
🌻 worm 🌻 @inspector.bsky.social · 31/12/2024*doing that thing where someone dies and i close their eyes but i do it one at a time* 011
🌻 worm 🌻 @inspector.bsky.social · 28/12/2024i am getting so good at identifying birds! for example, if you show me pictures of two different birds, i will almost always be able to tell you that they are both birds 010
🌻 worm 🌻 @inspector.bsky.social · 07/12/2024guy at moorgate going absolutely hog wild on a flute over a trap beat at midnight, not even busking. i love this city so much 000
🌻 worm 🌻 @inspector.bsky.social · 01/12/2024this was the only way we could get him to stay on the tree 100
🌻 worm 🌻 @inspector.bsky.social · 29/11/2024didn't read the "Police driver who hit" part of the headline and cheered out loud on the bog 010
🌻 worm 🌻 @inspector.bsky.social · 24/11/2024we interviewed some people about what they make of this, clearly good news. but, for measure, we also interviewed some absolute fucking idiots 000
🌻 worm 🌻 @inspector.bsky.social · 21/11/2024using AI to power a loud klaxon any time i think about her 020
Reposted by 🌻 worm 🌻thomas @perfectsweeties.bsky.social · 20/11/2024uber eats: u look hungry me: ya uber eats: but ur so fuckin lazy me: ya uber eats: i bet little piggy wants a 15 dollar ice cream cone delivered me: ya 534182310
🌻 worm 🌻 @inspector.bsky.social · 18/11/2024i thought my 20s would be crazy partying every night but it's mostly making sandwiches. then tidying up from making sandwiches. 010
🌻 worm 🌻 @inspector.bsky.social · 17/11/2024 saw a poster for the wildlife photographer of the year competition and it had a picture of a monkey on it and my immediate thought was "there's no way he knows how to use a camera" 020
🌻 worm 🌻 @inspector.bsky.social · 15/11/2024there are so many films that dare to answer the question "what if there was a fucked up guy". most of the time it's bad 020
🌻 worm 🌻 @inspector.bsky.social · 28/07/2023there is nothing stopping you from changing your name to "fuckwit", i say to my son Jorts Shitmouth 000
🌻 worm 🌻 @inspector.bsky.social · 28/07/2023my name is Anklebert Sandwich the 2nd and i was a production assistant on the movie President Widelegs 050
Reposted by 🌻 worm 🌻Dáiligh @dailigh.eurosky.social · 24/07/2023Only a matter of time now. 7582072024
