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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit

@inqubate.bsky.social
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Avid person. 100% a Human. Love drinking water and eating food. Content with things, 100% no bidding my time.

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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 12h
Stop posting twitterslop
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 13h
Stop posting twitterslop
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 13h
What is this Ai slop. Gtfo.
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mikayluh @mikayluhb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They take their pumpkin carving very seriously 🎃🛠️ My fall spread for @arcaneplanner.bsky.social ! :) #jayvik #arcane
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 16h
According to sources, joking is open
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 16h
Stop posting Twitterslop
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 17h
OK? Why are you posting twitter bullshit here? Leave it to rot there...
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
TW: Sexual assault and r*pe
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bro blocked me over this...
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I can't establish causality of why..."
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I Rest My Case - Courtroom Scene Meme
ALT: I Rest My Case - Courtroom Scene Meme
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I feel like this is drawing red string where it doesn't actually connect.
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every single thing I learn about the discourse happening on twitter is against my will because engagement farmers can not just leave that shit alone. They have to constantly go "look at how awful this steamy shit is!" In a post here. Dude just leave it there. Stop posting about it here. Fuck.
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Snape's Angry Table Flip
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wow. So they are mailing a letter to everyone who supposedly is involved and you can not file for the claim otherwise? Basically if you missed a junk mail flier, you're SOL and the attorneys get to keep your share.
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Girl gotta fart
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If it didn't, the US wouldn't be so heavily invested
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Nyx @nyxvira.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
From a ref i found that makes them look like waitresses in a elite Café or some luxury shop probably. #caitvi #arcane #caitlyn
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
See this is just a difference in experiences. I had several times when people blatantly ignored me when I have said that. Either wearing headphones and oblivious, or just didnt care, or both. I know I cant control other's behavior, especially at an airport. But it's still rude lol
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think it's appropriate to leave about 2 feet between yourself and the carousel. That allows anyone who needs to dip in and grab a bag, space to grab in. People who stand right up against it, prevent others from being able to readily access their bag when it comes around, and it's rude.
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Conservatives have literally always heralded the sexualization of minors. It's one of their key personality traits.
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's amazing that just lying to potential voters is completely legal... I'm very glad we have the blue book!
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is A+ unhinged shit
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Delete your Twitter
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Are they round like a lantern? Or flat?
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me going low fat
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh fucking ew
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well that's a fucking awful spin on an awful headline
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Correct!
Angela Van Der Pluym
@anjewla90

Failed congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh sits on top of a sign with her friends in Bridgeview, Illinois that calls Jake Lang a pedophile.


@DRSABHAFIERCE video depicting me, her, and Demi sitting atop her truck with a screen showing Jake lang’s texts to minors and the words JAKE LANG IS A PEDO
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fucking Iconic.
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No, false. I'm behind 99% of your post but this one is a miss.
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In your defense, that feels like a money printing idea right there. Cats? And Japanese folklore? What's not to love?
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All this needs is his wife in the background packing her luggage and leaving lol
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Exxonmobil Thank You
ALT: Exxonmobil Thank You
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Who dat?
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Its to convince you to enroll in the one click to pay option. It's a lot less hassle and you're more likely to spend more.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I shouldn't be surprised that Maoists have no idea how Waffle Houses work, since Maoists don't work lol
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The fact that the same men are in both pictures is not some weird double standard or anything....
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yall were going to Starbucks?
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tams! @maezanilla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy fma day! 🦾✨
An illustration of some of the main cast of Fullmetal Alchemist (Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, Riza Hawkeye, Roy Mustang, Maes Hughes, Louis Armstrong) walking through the train station of Central City, in Amestris.
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oof. Best of luck
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dunkin is fucking gross.
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Freud would right an entire book on you
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
People need to stop giving this man money.
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stfu
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Amir Talai @amirtalai.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
STOP giving women "advice", and START creating enforceable laws to STOP MEN FROM BEING SHITBAGS
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On his gooning account...
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Sygnin @sygnin.com · 30/09/2026
Some day I will find me a hobby that does not involve me making stuff. (Taking naps unfortunately does not count as a hobby)
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TotallyNotAnAlienHidingInAFleshSuit @inqubate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oof.
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