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Inky shakes hands with beef @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 6h

Been looking at a six string bass until I tried to thump and pop one. It’s a four string for me. So maybe a double bass or upright electric I can spank

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Inky shakes hands with beef @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ere @danherb10.bsky.social @theduncanmackay.bsky.social @sjfarrer.bsky.social Have you heard about the Newcastle sea life centre? Turtle disaster from the start.

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Inky shakes hands with beef @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Today I have been listening to Frank Zappa and sanity be damned!

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Inky shakes hands with beef @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Edgar the Cat is my name and I say unto thee..

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Inky shakes hands with beef @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

It’s been a good year. Stand ready for ragnarok

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Inky shakes hands with beef @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Ere @sjfarrer.bsky.social @danherb10.bsky.social @theduncanmackay.bsky.social Was at the cheese monger and a cheddar called me a fat bastard. I said to the bloke, well that’s really mature. 🙄

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Inky shakes hands with beef @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Deleted my last post, cos you all went wild!!! Yeah I’ve been in hospital but just a day surgery and I’m home and ok! Thanks but watch yer heart rates peeps.

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Inky shakes hands with beef @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

After years, I have finally captured on camera, a hippopotamus flinging its shites everywhere with its tail.

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Inky shakes hands with beef @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I fucking swear I can’t have anything nice

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Inky shakes hands with beef @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I fucking swear I can’t have anything nice

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Inky shakes hands with beef @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Sofa tested me for the last time! Be gone! I’d rather sail in this here camping chair! Arrrrrrr!

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Inky shakes hands with beef @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

@sjfarrer.bsky.social @danherb10.bsky.social @theduncanmackay.bsky.social Just went top up the oil in the car. It told me to piss off. I thought, that’s crude.

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Inky shakes hands with beef @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Today you get a coo. Cos that’s what I painted

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Inky shakes hands with beef @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Ere @theduncanmackay.bsky.social last weekend at the @edgeways.bsky.social meet your name came up quite a bit and the general feeling is we’d love you to do a talk on zoom @sjfarrer.bsky.social does the organisation. It was free will too. I didn’t hit anyone with your book.

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Inky shakes hands with beef @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Well if I’m going to get cancelled, may as well go bigly.

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Inky shakes hands with beef @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Oh the joy! That’s the tendons fucking fucked in that hand.

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Inky shakes hands with beef @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Óðinsdagr | Odin's Day Today we honour the Allfather, seeker of wisdom, keeper of runes, and wanderer of the Nine Realms. May your mind stay sharp, your words carry truth, and your path be guided by knowledge rather than fear. "Wisdom is the greatest weapon a warrior can carry." Skál

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Inky shakes hands with beef @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

@wierdiebeardie.bsky.social I have made you this without AI and you can hardly tell. Cont Dracule

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Inky shakes hands with beef @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Big canvas. Big brush, no real idea what I was doing. Just arted

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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/06/2026

Trump Diverts All Science Funding Into Locating The Smurfs theonion.com/trump-diverts-all-scie…

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Inky shakes hands with beef @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I’d doodled a little kiwi in a sketchbook margin and thought he deserved more

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Inky shakes hands with beef @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

youtu.be/KfDtylU8ZEA?... @wulfhelm.bsky.social I have just raided skinningrove. Absolutely accurate. You can keep it, danelaw tactfully retreated

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Toughest Villages In Britain 1/5

YouTube video by chewnacker

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Inky shakes hands with beef @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

@caughtjester.bsky.social was up warkworth yesterday. Shit since you left. That green hoose place is robbing folk left right n centre. No coffee shops, I HAD to go to Alnwick brewery for a cuppa… And rum.

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Inky shakes hands with beef @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

This ripe hound has been to the groomers and is less niffy. Also sartorial elegance with the neckerchief.

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Inky shakes hands with beef @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Well… apparently you aren’t supposed to call groups of mouthy teenagers ‘fucking mutants’ it can be triggering for them because they’re fucking mutants and need to zip it and respect their elders. And get off my porch! Dadgummit!

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Inky shakes hands with beef @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I have been places with no people to bother me. This is optimal.

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Inky shakes hands with beef @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Neighbours only got his parrot out and it’s delightfully obnoxious

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Inky shakes hands with beef @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

@skullsandsheets.bsky.social I’ve got this idea of drawing a dark Jedi character with a helmet based on the Mari. What would you suggest for a lightsaber? I’m thinking a may pole staff maybe? I dunno. Think it’s got potential. Neither a good nor bad character but powerful.

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Inky shakes hands with beef @inkyvalhalla.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

The journey of the Darth Maul painting. Do I add more or is it done? #starwars #starwarsart #darthmaul

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