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Peter Kaufman

@inklake.com
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Lt. Aldo Raine: How 'bout you, Utivich, can you abide it? Pfc. Smithson Utivich: Not one damn bit, sir. Canada-adjacent.

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Transportation Alternatives @transalt.org · 8h
Thank you to @bkbpreynoso.bsky.social for testifying at today's City Council hearing on "e-bike" safety.
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 14h
Mamdani plan splits American Jews between those committed to battling antisemitism and those committed to battling Mamdani. haaretz.com/us-news/2026...
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Mamdani's antisemitism plan divides Jewish leaders over Israel and definitions
Some Jewish leaders welcomed Mamdani's allocation of funds to prevention efforts, education and security, but others faulted his plan for omitting definition of antisemitism and its overlap with anti-...
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Peter Kaufman @inklake.com · 7h
To quote George Carlin - humor is supposed to be transgressive. (whether or not someone laughs, is another matter).
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I'm an American Jewish straight male. You give me a list of what I can make jokes about, and I'll put it in the trash/trash. (see what I did there?)
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Peter Kaufman @inklake.com · 7h
That is some serious 9/11 truther-sytle anti-semitic shit right there.
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Peter Kaufman @inklake.com · 7h
It's a f*cking bit. Like Steven Colber's old character, or Borat. I don't know what else to say.
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Peter Kaufman @inklake.com · 7h
Horses for courses. And I'm not saying you have to laugh - but that doesn't change what her intent was.
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Peter Kaufman @inklake.com · 7h
I survived 9/11 by a dumb stroke of luck, and was making jokes to my co-workers the next day. The Onion made jokes about it that week. Go watch "The Aristocrats".
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Peter Kaufman @inklake.com · 7h
Exactly, like the @nytpitchbot.bsky.social account.
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Peter Kaufman @inklake.com · 7h
I went to summer camp in Canada for 8 summers. I went to McGill. I love, Love, LOVE, Canada; in the context of her persona - it's on target and funny.
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Peter Kaufman @inklake.com · 7h
All hat, no cattle.
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Liz Lemon (Tina Fey): I'm Sorry, What's Happening Now?
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Talena @surelyyoujokeme.bsky.social · 15h
When every fool with an internet connection can feel they know as much as an actual doctor .. trouble like this is inevitable.
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Top Men Raiders Top Men Raiders Of The Lost Ark
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 22h
MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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Total Commitment
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Pete Davidson's Sarcastic 'Haha. Good One.'
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Peter Kaufman @inklake.com · 9h
Never apologizing is part of his bona fides for being Vance's running mate.
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That's how she met Jared.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 30/09/2026
Dead on balls accurate!
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Peter Kaufman @inklake.com · 10h
She was being sardonic.
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Man Sits Down with Camping Chair
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Peter Kaufman @inklake.com · 11h
• The Loss: The movie became a massive blockbuster, grossing over $141 million. Sutherland later estimated that skipping the 2% gross share cost him between $14 million and $20 million in potential earnings
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Peter Kaufman @inklake.com · 11h
• The Decision: He turned down the backend profit-sharing percentage because he lacked faith in the movie's success, opting instead for a higher guaranteed cash payment, which ultimately settled at around $35,000.
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Peter Kaufman @inklake.com · 11h
• Universal Pictures offered Sutherland a choice for his single day of work: either $20,000 plus 2% of the film's gross profits (points), or his standard daily rate.
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Peter Kaufman @inklake.com · 12h
Some airports have a post office. You can mail it to yourself.
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Blazing Saddles White
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 14h
I'm absolutely fascinated by "journalism" that can't seem to tell readers an obvious truth. Like the fact this is absolutely meaningless bullshit designed to pre-empt real oversight
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Trump releases AI accord with tech executives
President Donald Trump released a document on Tuesday that his administration cast as an accord ​on artificial intelligence and which he said earlier was signed by ‌him and tech executives that he met...
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Foghorn Leghorn's Confident Strut
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13h
Trump is standing like no human has ever stood before
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nypapajoe.bsky.social @nypapajoe.bsky.social · 13h
www.huffpost.com/entry/katie-...
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GOP Senator's Jaw-Dropping Reaction To Eric Schmitt Gaffe Goes Viral
“Katie Britt was aghast, perplexed, befuddled and all sorts of confused,”one user on X wrote.
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Foghorn Leghorn
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northern-sky.bsky.social @northern-sky.bsky.social · 13h
John Kennedy’s name needs to be added to the headline. He is as big a fool as Schmitt.
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Beavis and Butthead Laughing
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Peter Kaufman @inklake.com · 13h
And let's be clear: What would they even be alleging? Trump and his A.G. have basically said, it would be fine if Biden had personally directed the DoJ to prosecute Trump.
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Dan Holtmeyer @danholtmeyer.bsky.social · 15h
“We’re helpless and worthless and bad at our jobs. Vote for us!”
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Peter Kaufman @inklake.com · 14h
They deserve each other. Like a tapeworm and cancer.
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Peter Kaufman @inklake.com · 14h
I'll tell you 3 different people whose egos have really fucked us over: Nader Biden Ginsberg - yeah, I said it.
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Jill Lawrence @jilldlawrence.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A good case from @dickpolman.bsky.social that this man’s selfish short-sightedness set us on path to where we are today. Excruciating insights on the wreckage of a legacy. dickpolman.substack.com/p/ralph-nade...
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Ralph Nader is still a pariah. He deserves to be.
Tilting the ‘00 race to Bush was his original sin. We’re still suffering the consequences.
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Peter Kaufman @inklake.com · 14h
You are correct. Charges are brought by the District Attorneys: Bronx: Darcel Clark - African-American woman Brooklyn: Eric Gonzalez -Hispanic man Manhattan: Alvin Bragg - African-American man Queens: Melinda Katz - White Jewish woman Staten Island: Michael McMahon White (Catholic?) man
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Dave DuFour 🐉 @davedufour.bsky.social · 19h
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Michael Fassbender: Perfection
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Peter Kaufman @inklake.com · 15h
"Hi - I'd like to sign up for a plan." "Do you ever plan on making a call?" "Yes, sure. I guess.. probably?" "Sorry, we don't want your business."
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Adam Brooks @adamrbroooks.bsky.social · 15h
SCOTUS looked at the harm of people being dumped in foreign lands, and the harm of the government not being able to disappear people… and sided with the government.
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