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Dr. Halcyon Foster

@infinigon.bsky.social
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I write math puzzles. I teach kids. I bake ridonkulous cookies.

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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Giving a book report not having read the book.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Cheeky math educator: what was the age of the bus driver?
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
New glasses for an existential crisis: whyfocals
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
From this day on may this lovely woman be referred to by her she/her pronouns. May she get the gender affirming care she needs to be eligible. May she have access to her bottom surgery without hesitation. Let’s start a go fund me today.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Didn’t we all know that Collins and Myrkowski announce they were no votes that Blanche was already a lock? These ladies never take a stand unless it’s already safe.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
What if we treated senators (ahem Mitch) like teachers. They get 12 sick days. They have to call them in and they have to get a substitute. If they run out of sick days, and they haven’t contributed to the sick bank, their pay gets docked. The had to provide lesson plans for absences.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
We are not embarrassed enough by the GOP.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
No shadow day!!! I love that my fam feels out with me.
A picture
Of a jello box with no shadow
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Votes begin at conception.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I came home from a 4 day vacation and the cat greeted me inside when I opened the door. I. Don’t. Have. A. Cat.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
If anyone is still wondering if this a-hole is ever gonna leave office, the stalling of the letter removal at the Kennedy Center is all we need to know. They don’t think laws apply to them.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
We were right to be concerned about Biden’s run for reelection. AND NOW THIS. Citizens are right to demand better than this.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Does anyone remember trump’s big announcement about 50 boys and 50 girls, one from each state, would compete in some undefined athletic contest? Wasn’t that a year ago? One more thing that just disappeared without any attention?
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
So how about we all just apply? Every single American.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
How, just how, does he have a single supporter left? (Other than his racist, paid for cronies)
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Parenthesis. Exponents. Multiplication. Division. Addition. Subtraction.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Project Hail Marty
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Hey press: quit calling him a teacher. He wasn’t. He was not certificated. He worked for a tutoring test prep company.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
There is no different way. There is a wrong way. This is appalling.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 14/04/2026
Xavier Becerra addresses single-payer healthcare in California in a way I can appreciate. He talks about the logistics of making it happen. He says it won’t be easy, but it can be done. I respect that. Too many politicians make it sound easy, then drop it once they’re elected. Becerra gets it.
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Dan Immergluck @danimmergluck.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Brutal.
A WHOLE CIVILIZATION
WILL DIE TONIGHT
My son needs lunch, and I have to put his backpack together, but a whole civilization will die tonight, so I'm wondering if they've closed their schools.
Like, a snow day, maybe, except instead of snow it's
"keep your children home so if you die, you die together" — instead of "well open back up once the plows have cleared" it's
"we don't know if we'll be here tomorrow, hold your babies tight."
It's just "talk" I'm told, which I've been told before.
"It's how the president makes his deals." But I've never heard anyone talk about other human beings this way, and I'm not certain I can look my son in the eyes if we all agree to stomach it one more time.
A civilization will die tonight, but as I zip up his backpack and kiss him off to school I think: if this is what we call leadership then I'm not entirely sure ours isn't already dead.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
He probably shoulda napped instead of going to hear scotus today.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Thinking of MAGA slurping up their yogurt watching the lame alternate halftime show to own the libs.
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Allenk_81 @allenk81.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
FAMU can't use the word Black on anything posted around campus related to Black History Month, to stay in compliance with Florida state laws against DEI. Black students can't use the word Black at their Historically Black College during Black History Month.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
So after every school shooting, we get crickets. But one protester had a gun that he didn’t use and made ICE Monsters look bad, so now guns are a problem.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Abolish ICE.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
We MUST all call it the Used Peace Prize.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Abolish ICE
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Say. It. Louder.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
From now on I ONLY fly in slippers and pajamas.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
It’s almost like he doesn’t know how insurance works? 🤦
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Hey Dems: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
If the Dems cave on a Lucy-and-the-football promise, then primary every damn one of them that votes for it. Every. One.
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Bob Cesca @bobcesca.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
"A promise of a vote on healthcare"
media.tenor.com
a cartoon character named charlie brown is running in a field
ALT: a cartoon character named charlie brown is running in a field
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Is anybody else just feeling sad about the White House demolition?
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Just got an email saying there is buzz that ICE raids will begin in the Bay Area tomorrow. Stay safe everyone. Love your neighbor. Fight this racist action.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Honest question here: why would we want to have a ballroom that holds 999 people. Do we ever want that many people at that site for entertainment? Seems like a security nightmare.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
They have always hated the East Wing.
Melania’s dystopian red Christmas tree exhibit
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Something I’ve noticed—if i type the word fascism, my predictive text on my phone will not predict it. It is the only word in this sentence that it doesn’t predict.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Hey y’all. The republicans hate us all. Not just the libs. They just hate us first. They hate their own voters too. Eventually they will screw us all.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Mike Johnson refusing to swear in the new Congresswoman from AZ amounts to taxation without representation.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
When I call Sen. Schiff’s office I can leave a voice mail. When I can Sen. Padilla’s I get a message saying his office is closed and his business hours are when most of us work. Senator, set up you voicemail!!!! Also, both of you, please fight hard.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Math question: if one line has a slope of m and a second line has a slope of -m, would you say they have the same steepness? I have an opinion but want to hear from others #iteachmath
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Why why why would we be talking about nuclear developments on the moon when we can’t provide healthcare for free?
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
It’s not his house. He just lives there for now.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
So you can lie to congress and be confirmed as a judge. Cool. Cool.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
How much more evidence do we need that Republicans do not actually like America. And they certainly don’t love it.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Let’s normalize calling them ICEholes.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Please, let’s all call this the Murkowski Agenda because she had the political capital to fight this and didn’t. She should own this. #murkowski
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