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Dr. Halcyon Foster

@infinigon.bsky.social
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I write math puzzles. I teach kids. I bake ridonkulous cookies.

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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 21h
This picture Makes me weep.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ice Monsters
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is Norm, rescued a year ago, now running for mayor.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wait wait wait let me say one more thing because I forgot to look at the note scribbled on my palm…communists!
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He is deeply disturbed. And yet…somehow still president. Wtf are we even doing.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He can eat his own poo.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
F*ckinf monsters. Anyone who likes this can rot.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man, I hate that I have to support AI. I will never use his name, and I avoid the product.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This asshat hates women so much. What a small man.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Monsters.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Imagine being so racist that you cut down old growth trees. I hope these A-holes rot.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gross. Vile. We should leave these people behind.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yes. Yes, please. Hell yes. For the love of Pete, yes.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What a piece of 💩
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have had car insurance for decades. I haven’t used it since 1997. Fraud!
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is genius. Once the door is open and folks learn they can belong in that space, they will invite themselves back.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I work so hard to protect my creative ideas from being sucked into the ether without consent. I’d be so mad.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How are they doing this without a ballroom????
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the dumbest timeline. Oops sorry. Super dumbest timeline. (And did you know dumb is spelled with a b? Many people don’t know that.)
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As I high school math teacher, I see the brain rot already happening. Also the loss of fine motor skills and legible writing. It is stunning and alarming. We all need to fight the fight now.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Says the guy who talked to Mitch McConnell. Ffs.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And that is with trump wearing lifts.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Attempted murder. The ice monster should go to prison.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
His face is a chemtrail.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Should include a warning! Do not drink water right before reading this.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This. Is. Not. Okay.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oatmeal made me cry. Even as an adult it makes me so sad.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m thinking of John McCain, “no maam. No maam. He is a good man.”
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Racism is pretty expensive huh? Numnut.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I too have every doubt.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Jared is an independent citizen. WHY IS HE THERE?!?!
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Can we start drug testing these pests?
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What a lousy pos.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Samesies.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I was literally ranting about interval notation last week. Why isn’t it better?
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Fucking ghoul.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I remember that episode. Hated it then. Hate it now.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Giving my best Cartman impression “you will respect my autorotaaaaaayyyyy!”
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hey Hakeem. I’d like to meet with you. Gonna make time or do I need to be a billionaire?
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Eff google. Eff bezos.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
But Hunter sold a painting.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Giving a book report not having read the book.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“He wants To thrown a toddler tantrum. And I’m a terrible parent so I let him.”
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
He should marry one.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Let’s double down on idiocy.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The most anti-child, inhumane secretary of education we have ever had. Toxic.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
yes, ok. And, that’s not the spirit of Mike Johnson’s interview. He says the government if he is in charge will repeat it. And, please stop projecting the word hate onto me.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I literally said I do t like socialized car races. I have no problem at all with private car races. I have watched them. 🤷‍♀️
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Stay with me here. The assumption was that I don’t like car races. I said I don’t like tax dollars supporting car races. Where have I ever said whether I like or dislike car races? I haven’t. I might be a super fan. I might be a hater. You don’t know because I have not said.
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Dr. Halcyon Foster @infinigon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You make an assumption that I like or dislike anything. What I don’t like is using tax dollars for a sporting event that belongs in the private sphere while we underfund things like education and healthcare that do belong in the public sphere.
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