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🖤Impy🖤

@infernal-imp.bsky.social
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Minion of Hell. Fit for purpose, but a right pest. Politely declining your pink bits and politics; your core is a lot tastier.✨

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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 7h
Brilliant shots! I always love your photos because you feel like you’re right there. Thank you 🙏🏻
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 7h
You definitely should, life is way too short when something can make you feel good. Hence..
A couple of Skittles
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 7h
Noise too, people too. Also bright lights…candles/salt lamps suffice nicely.
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🤣 I’m robbing that!! PS - your magic meds are on sale in the Prime day thing.
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s amazing Mrs M, makes me look like a cute cow. 🤣
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😍😍😍
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🫂
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you, you too xx
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🫂
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Doing my bit for the laydees! 🙋🏻‍♀️ I used to use Victoria Beckham mascara, until I was caught short and bought this as an interim….it is easily the best mascara I have ever used; and it’s on Prime Day offer, cheap as chips! 😀 amzn.eu/d/07mA2vQM
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Maybelline Mascara, Lash Sensational Sky High Volumizing Thickening, Black | With Bamboo Extract, Eyelash Lengthening, Flake-Free Formula, Washable Mascara, Full Volume : Amazon.co.uk: Beauty
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you, I am. X
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ll try to postpone my meltdown so I can involve you. I’m nice like that.
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thankses. 🫂
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m gonna need more than that. Find your inner animal, roar!!
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You’re ok, I won’t disrupt your holiday, I’m not a sadist!
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wishes, dreams, etc.
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good advice, thank you.
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hell yes! 🙌🏻 Nine days you both deserve. I bet Malta is amazing, it’s on my list to go to. I’m looking forward to the pics - good luck for the lead up, it just means the break will be more epic!
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Are you in, then?
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you xx
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Haha, yes it did! 🤣 Thanks Doc, a nice sea swim would sort me out!
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think I’ll spare you, you’re nice.
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Haha, looks like we’re spending the day digging the blades out of their safety cages! 🤣 Thank you, that’s so kind of you. I’m very used to this, it is just boiling me currently. X
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you so much 🫂 That helps. X
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh Mrs M, I understand this feeling. 🫂 It is always so much, too much. We just about wing it every day. I’m counting down to Thursday with you, are you going to the sun?
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Right? Burn it allllll!
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you, back at you x
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you! Hmm, all are quite pretty, so we should focus on impact…sharp, very sharp!
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hate EVERYTHING Kaia, and EVERYONE (who isn’t you lot). My hormone-tinkering failed, and I am now two weeks’ late, and a whisker away from the alter-ego taking the driving seat. 😥 You ok?
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Absolutely. It’s misty out there, we have cover..
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh no, lots planned that is overwhelming? 🫂
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m a gnat’s testicle-width away from exploding into a zillion teeny blades, and slashing the whole world to shit.
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy birthday to Mr M! Have a wonderful day celebrating xx
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Truth. Waste of seven years’ investment!
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ll give you an old school “bunk” up, then you can throw me a rope!
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We will watch this space! 👀
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Haha, I’m sure that’s not the worst thing you’ve put in your mouth!
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m afraid he is yes, but the rural riders go three-deep which is what gets him. We passed! Yay!
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ooh, you might be in trouble… Go see it, see how it feels inside.
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ouzo shopping!! 😀
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But think of the parties..
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Morning Seany, sea today?
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Morning Chrissy - thank you! 🤗 Hope you have a great week.
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thank you 🫂🫂🫂
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s not me, I’m not allowed to drive or ride a bike. I do think of you every time my husband gets angry about riders. 🤭
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thank you. It’s obscene how much this year has drained me due to huge fixes.
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thank you. ☺️
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lucky me, I get to spend another day in the City I left over six years ago.. 😒 AND it’s MOT day one week after the car cost yet another £520. I’m in a bad mood, I might burn it aaaallllll. MUR HAR HAR.
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It was delicious.
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The girl done good! 😊 Now you can rest and hopefully get a reward!
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