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🖤Impy🖤

@infernal-imp.bsky.social
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Minion of Hell. Fit for purpose, but a right pest. Politely declining your pink bits and politics; your core is a lot tastier.✨

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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
True, I was smoking the resin that had plastic in and stunk of diesel…such is growing up in what they called “mini Beirut”! Gonna have this in a minute, it’s a Halloween pumpkin, they are very imaginative these days.
A forest fruits canna pumpkin
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m joining you two! Happy Sunday both. 😘
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You definitely should, life is way too short when something can make you feel good. Hence..
A couple of Skittles
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m a gnat’s testicle-width away from exploding into a zillion teeny blades, and slashing the whole world to shit.
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lucky me, I get to spend another day in the City I left over six years ago.. 😒 AND it’s MOT day one week after the car cost yet another £520. I’m in a bad mood, I might burn it aaaallllll. MUR HAR HAR.
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just put soup on in the big “cauldron”, forgetting I’ve got a soup maker.. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Been to a farmer’s market…I shouldn’t be allowed.. (🐷)
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh bless you, lot of that going around. I’m on a swimming break due to husband’s tattoo quest, but I’m also nursing a minor knee injury, so I’m currently not exercising…which is killing me. Hope you feel better soon Doc. Also, Asda chorizo(style) and vegetable sausages are lush!
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Morning, cops & robbers! Happy October to you all. May you win the lottery, receive amazing oral, and eat the best cakes. 🧡🤎😁
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Literally a kid in a sweet shop.
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fixed it. It’s not neat, but I feel a million per cent better. Happy tedious Tuesday! 🖤✨
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trying to integrate colour into my life, but this is going way too far! It looked like a much darker colour, I was duped. This is going to wind me up badly until it’s gone, but I’m far too lazy to re-do a fresh manicure.
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bizarre how this Oura Ring knows I’m about to implode, even with no measurable physical symptoms. Have an Indian head massage and facial soon, I hope I can hold it and not upset the lovely lady. Hmph 😤
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Live scenes…
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m happier now I’ve finished that sodding lawn, my back is killing. 🤣 How’s you? And our little Sport-baby? Xx
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Keep the faith, lovely ones. 💙🩵🤍
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
New things in the food shop, thanks to you..
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Attempting to manipulate my own hormones into allowing me a good next holiday. Had to take tablets I shouldn’t, at the wrong time of the month for them. If it works; it *will* be worth it. If I make it. Moreso, If they make it.
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A Thriller that actually thrilled! 🫣
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tough times call for tough self-care. Yes, it’s indulgent and naughty…bite me. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Lunch. Amazing swim, I was anticipating my body to fight it as I’m a bit under the weather, but I glided like a knife through butter. Bit chufty pants.
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hello hot stuff. 🫦
Domino’s Cinnamon Dough Balls
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
August is a stinky-face, time to mellow…and try to avoid that detestable Coke lorry for as long as possible! Happy new month, my loves. 🧡🍂🔥
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It’s finally under 25c in my bedroom!! 🥳🙌🎊👏🎉💃 Sweet dreams, guys and dolls. 😘✨
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
No clue how this MASSIVE cat concertina’d himself into this basket, he must be a secret slinky. Brings a lot of joy to my house anyway. 🤍🖤
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
As I’m currently eating them, the next one must be a secret message for you.. 🤣🤣 I don’t share well, but you’re welcome to try!
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Oh hell yes! I want stoner munchies time with you! I’ve made a dent. Trying to get down to the Percy Pigs but the jar is chocka.
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Stoned Impy should not be allowed her phone… 😑
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
😀😀😀
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
And breathe… 😍 ( @anjaciske.bsky.social Please do not watch 💙)
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It would have to be the fly equivalent of this! 🤣
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
G’morning you ‘orrible lot, happy Friday.😘
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
He’s got gorgeous blue eyes too. He’s my Mum’s cat, I’m visiting today.
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Merlin is sick of this shit..
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Do not want to spend a 35c day in the City, but here we go. C’mon guys, let’s bed in and hope it’s the last blood-boiling day. It’s all good fun.😬
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My cute, naughty boycat.. 🤍🖤
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
What are we having?
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
YAY, Monday! 🙄
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Let’s do this then…the only way to Autumn, is through.. 😑💪🏻
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It’s been a bad day, please don’t take a picture..
A hot chocolate orange 🍊
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Morning, beautiful people. 😘
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I need a holiday.
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Goodnight, pretties.. 🖤✨
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
See?
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Daughter (terrified of spiders and wasps) took it out and sent me these. I thought it was a turd at first! 🤣
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Today, I will be mostly “blue-arsed flying” around lots of places I have to go, but don’t want to. We get on with it, even though we don’t like it. Have a peaceful day, good people. 😘
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
@terryleopard.bsky.social Started these tonight, hope I wake up with the talons of a she-wolf and a big bush!
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Oh shush you!! Cat is catting..
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