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Austin Gelder

@indoctrinatrix.bsky.social
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Middle-aged griper.

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Alan Elrod @aselrod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We may be at The Olive Garden, but we ain’t family.
U.S. Customs and Border Protection SUV with Olive Garden and sign in background
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Geriatric girl bosses say no, you cannot work from home, because it’s extra work for me to chase you around and make sure you’re actually working. How can I bark orders at you if you’re not here to hear me? The generational divide widens.
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Colbert guest hosted a public access TV show in Monroe, Michigan a day after the Late Show ended. Guest star: Jeff Daniels Special appearance by: Eminem Musical director: Jack White Genius. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...
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Only In Monroe --- May 22, 2026
YouTube video by Stephen Colbert
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Getting tipsy with A+ girlfriends and getting home by 5 pm is the best, y”all can’t tell me anything.
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Arkansas State Police loooooove smashing into cars with kids inside. www.arkansasonline.com/news/2026/ma...
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Car rammed by Arkansas State Police trooper in Mississippi County had 3-year-old passenger | Arkansas Democrat Gazette
A car that was rammed off the road by an Arkansas State Police trooper in Mississippi County earlier this month, causing it to overturn, had a 3-year-old boy in the back seat, marking at least the thi...
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
If my vehicle was called a turd pro, I would probably opt for a different color.
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The coolest kids in town go to Parkview High. Enjoy some jazz, and send your kids here! ❤️🤍💙
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I always cheer for journalism that survives, but maybe wapo will be my exception? They have really irritated me.
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Conservatives wanted to kill AR PBS but libs stepped up to raise $ for what was once a publicly funded good. U of A cut its tennis program to feed red-meat sports programs, alums are now raising $ to bring tennis back. Is this a pattern now? Worried conservatives will do public schools next.
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
What moms really want for Mother’s Day is to be appreciated from a healthy distance. Leave us alone for a minute, we are tired🩷
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The chance of my draftable sons going to fight a war for oil companies or to help Israel slaughter more Palestinian children is ZERO. Nope.
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Matt Campbell @bluehogreport.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Little known biblical fact: Jesus actually died so he wouldn't have to listen to Jason Rapert's dumb ass. arktimes.com/arkansas-blo...
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Jason Rapert is big mad about the separation of church and state - Arkansas Times
Jesus died so he wouldn't have to listen to Jason Rapert's constant steam of ignorance.
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Matt Trueblood @matrueblood.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I will pay Eras Tour scalper prices to see Stephen Miller in ankle irons.
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Leah Litman @leahlitman.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
may this define her for the rest of her life. she was willing to stoop this low and still got fired. girl, bye.
Pam bondi ignoring Epstein survivors
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
As AR lawmakers prep to give private school vouchers and tax cuts to themselves and their wealthy patrons, plz keep in mind that zero poor people game the system to get health care. Medicaid fraud is pretty much always by providers, so all the work requirement talk is simply more war on the poor.
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Anyone who drives a pickup bigger than a 1990 ford ranger is an asshole who drives like an asshole. There are zero exceptions to this rule.
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Olympics penisgate is a gift from the universe for news hounds who feel compelled to keep up with the horrors but can’t stomach another minute of Epstein and ICE. Thank you, penis-enhancing ski jumpers🔵🟡⚫️🟢🔴
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Gorgeous work here from the Arkansas Times’ Minnesota correspondent. No paywall, please read and share. arktimes.com/arkansas-blo...
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From Minneapolis, the din of resistance - Arkansas Times
An Observer emerita offers a dispatch from Minnesota, where protests continue in the wake of Nicole Good's shooting.
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Nobody still thinks we’re the good guys, right?
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
My silver fox Canadian boyfriend is the new leader of the free world. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/20/w...
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Canada Flexes on Global Stage With an Eye to Its Own Survival
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
No thank you I do not want to know anything about any of this
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/20/b... isn’t it wild that Republicans pretend to be about fiscal responsibility when really they’re just channeling more money to rich people? Am I missing something, or are they full of shit?
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Investors Are Jittery as G.O.P. Bill Threatens to Swell Deficit
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/01/u... Do Trump voters not know he’s for sale to the highest bidder, and you’re not it? He said as much many times, and he’s doing it. Tacky, globally humiliating, probably illegal. Only chumps still support Trump.
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At a Dubai Conference, Trump’s Conflicts Take Center Stage
A deal for a state-backed Emirati firm to use a Trump-affiliated digital coin was announced in a panel that included the president’s son and his business partner, who promised, “This is only the begin...
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
wapo.st/4cUc6F9 Deporting a 4-year-old citizen with stage 4 cancer? Wow, Trump voters. The child’s mom was in the legal process of attaining citizenship. Now, her child’s medications and treatments are out of reach. This is what you voted for?
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Three U.S. citizens, ages 2, 4 and 7, swiftly deported from Louisiana
The cases have renewed concerns that the Trump administration’s expedited deportations are violating the rights of both citizens and noncitizens.
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
LOLZ, what a poser. My money says Gov. Sanders had her pals at the Capitol leave this line in specifically so she could make a big stunt of vetoing it. Sanders issues meaningless veto of UA - Little Rock faculty role that’s been unfilled for years arktimes.com/arkansas-blo...
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Sanders issues meaningless veto of UA - Little Rock faculty role that’s been unfilled for years - Arkansas Times
Why is Sanders taking an axe to a “DEI administrator” who’s no longer there? It's more of the same culture war virtue signaling as in ACCESS, her higher ed bill.
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I cannot get over Arkansas's new SNAP exemptions list. No soda or candy, but one very specific add: Rotisserie chicken!?! Guess we have to do something with all these Tyson chickens we can sell to China anymore. arktimes.com/arkansas-blo...
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Trump and Sanders move to restrict junk food purchases with food stamps but allow rotisserie chicken - Arkansas Times
Sanders makes a move to open up one hot food to SNAP recipients, while banning food assistance from covering junk food.
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
arktimes.com/arkansas-blo... The final installments of a series about the Herculean efforts to restore abortion rights in Arkansas is up now, for your reading pleasure. This effort was undertaken by volunteers without much money, and without the good old boy connections that are all but required 1/
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‘We had to be perfect’: The story of the 2024 Arkansas Abortion Amendment - Arkansas Times
A detailed history of the triumphs and heartbreak of the citizen-led push to put abortion on the 2024 ballot in Arkansas.
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Arkansas Republicans' foaming+fevered obsession with your crotch continues. Show us your bits, I guess. Anti-trans bathroom bill that would open state up to lawsuits passes committee, constitutionality in question. arktimes.com/arkansas-blo...
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Anti-trans bathroom bill that would open state up to lawsuits passes committee, constitutionality in question - Arkansas Times
The bill targets transgender people and would open up government entities to lawsuits from anyone who “encounters a person of the opposite sex” in public bathrooms.
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
The Trinity Tree Project reforested my yard today after the 2023 tornado wiped out all of our 85-year-old oaks. LR still recuperating, but getting there!
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
600 people showed up for a town hall in Little Rock tonight. None of AR's congressional delegation bothered, though. Sens. Tom Cotton and John Boozman were busy schmoozing with fat cats at a $7K/plate fundraiser at the Capital Hotel. Do Arkansans think this is all they deserve?
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Arkansas Times @arktimes.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Rep. Mary Bentley's bill seeks to allow lawsuits against “any person who causes or contributes to the social transitioning of a minor” — including “changes in clothing, pronouns, hairstyle and name." A new low.
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Legislator seeks crackdown on boys wearing girls' clothes, tomboy haircuts and more - Arkansas Times
Targeting "social transitioning" is a new frontier even for hardcore anti-trans conservatives like Rep. Mary Bentley.
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Rep. Mary Bentley, who once lamented that public schools are letting kids identifying as cats, is now pushing to make people legally liable for giving girls short haircuts or letting boys try on skirts. But Bentley has a tomboy haircut+fellow transphobe Rep. Wayne Long has a ponytail? #arleg
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Trying mightily to exist in the US in 2025. Not thriving right now tbh.
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/15/a... 1000% chance kid rock is getting it next.
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Trump Seeks More Sway in Picking Kennedy Center Honorees
The president, who recently had himself installed as the center’s chairman, has called a meeting of its board to approve changes that would give him more input in the process.
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
What's really interesting here is that Rep. Dan Sullivan basically just said, "Bow down to me and I will stop trying to destroy you." A non-binding resolution does zero. This was nothing more than a bully, bullying. Lame. arkansasadvocate.com/2025/03/13/a...
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Arkansas State Library Board approves proposal aimed at keeping it alive • Arkansas Advocate
The state senator who proposed to dissolve the board is also proposing to forbid the State Library from funding ALA-affiliated libraries.
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Arkansas’s LEARNS voucher application asked if parents were seeking a voucher in hopes of moving schools for ‘a different racial mix of students.’ This answer option got pulled down on Day 1, which is a bummer. It would be great data to have. arktimes.com/arkansas-blo...
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Arkansas’s school voucher application asked if parents were seeking ‘a different racial mix of students’ - Arkansas Times
In the roughly six hours the original response options were available, 110 applicants representing 129 students clicked to indicate that accessing “a different racial mix of students for my child” was...
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Has French Hill replaced Old Blue with a cybertruck yet? “Get in, loser, we’re destroying the economy!”
Two losers, losing
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
media.tenor.com
a man is touching his face with his hands while smiling .
ALT: a man is touching his face with his hands while smiling .
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Parkview soccer GO GO GOOOOO! Beat Jacksonville! (We’re up 1-0)❤️🤍💙
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
John Deere, Jane Deere, who freakin cares? Well done.
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Do Trump voters care that Elon Musk is openly using his government role to fill his own pockets? Possibly at the expense of airline safety? Cybertrucks randomly catch on fire, but we should trust Musk’s air traffic control system?😐
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
AR lawmakers embrace ‘Baby Olivia,’ a cartoon anti-abortion mascot for 5th graders. “All this would do is let the children know it really is a human life, and that abortion really is murder,” Rep. Crawford said. Oh, is that all? OK then. #arleg #arpx arktimes.com/arkansas-blo...
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Lawmakers embrace computer-generated ‘Baby Olivia,’ an anti-abortion mascot for 5th graders - Arkansas Times
The Arkansas House approved a bill Thursday that would require fifth graders to watch an anti-abortion propaganda video of an animated fetus.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 04/02/2025
Out of 510,000 NCAA athletes, less than 10 are transgender. They are literally writing an executive order to target less than a hundred people nationwide. Republicans spent over $110 million in anti-trans ads on a made up problem.
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
To the holier than thou voters who sat this one out because you were mad at Biden:
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a man with a beard is talking to another man in a room .
ALT: a man with a beard is talking to another man in a room .
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Arkansas Gov. Sarah Sanders to give her stay-at-home husband a taxpayer-funded bike lift to play with. We’re still last in maternal heath and infant mortality, but sure, let’s give the first gent a fancy new toy. #arpx
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Arkansas Times @arktimes.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
After the president-elect reportedly complained about Carter posthumously stealing his thunder with those doleful, low-hanging flags, MAGA nation made a change of plans.
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Sorry, Jimmy! It's Trump time in the USA - Arkansas Times
Flying flags at half-mast to mark Jimmy Carter's death is too much of a downer for MAGA nation, so they're not gonna.
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Arkansas Times @arktimes.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
A literary response from editor emeritus Max Brantley to Sanders’ anti-humanities bias and Cotton’s penchant for hypermasculine spycraft.
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Book club: What Sanders and Cotton could learn from author Elise Graham - Arkansas Times
A literary response from editor emeritus Max Brantley to Sanders' anti-humanities bias and Cotton's penchant for hypermasculine spycraft.
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Where are we arsoning cybertrucks today, fam?
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
arktimes.com/arkansas-blo... What just happened? Here’s 2024 in a nutshell.
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The Best and Worst of Arkansas 2024 - Arkansas Times
This year’s headline makers bring to mind senior superlatives, those coveted titles for the prettiest and wittiest among the high school graduating class. Awarding the grown-up equivalents of Best Dre...
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Austin Gelder @indoctrinatrix.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Arkansas Times top 10 news stories from 2024. I think the naked, masturbating doctor is my favorite, although eclipse trickery was also fun.
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