Reposted by Bill HemphillThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026JON STEWART: “So in the FUTURE we WILL use A.I. to cure diseases… but right now it’s mostly murder, surveillance, and surge pricing for the McRib — What a trade! I’m getting the sense you guys might be full of shit.” 18099663243
Reposted by Bill HemphillRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 05/10/2026Accelerator Energies xkcd.com/3306/ 221813207
Bill Hemphill @incompleteidiot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Maybe we need That One Hacker™ to prompt one or more of the AI LLM-driven agents to go all Open Source rouge and start dropping AI prompts to dump the AI code of every possible LLM for all to assess and use. See how they like that sort of scrapping. #FreeTheCode 050
Reposted by Bill HemphillArturo Magidin @magidin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026if you can't afford to run your business while paying for the raw materials from which you make your product, you DON'T HAVE A BUSINESS! What you have in your hands is either an imperial project or a crime. Possibly both." -- Alice Fraser, on The Bugle, issue 4333 (March 5, 2025) 2/2 111913
Reposted by Bill HemphillIvan the K ™ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 05/10/2026One thing I noticed in Japan: There is zero excitement about pumpkin spice. 7916
Bill Hemphill @incompleteidiot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Those *÷€%!^@ flying monkeys (The Wizard of Oz) 010
Bill Hemphill @incompleteidiot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026 #FunFact: the thought that goes through your mind when you are on the Great Wall of China is "I'm on the f¥#€%!×@ Great Wall of China!" 010
Bill Hemphill @incompleteidiot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Come for the fries. Stay for the ALT text. 011
Bill Hemphill @incompleteidiot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026[Johnson City resident enters the chat] Ah, yes. Wagon Wheel... spreading geographical illiteracy one cover at a time. 010
Bill Hemphill @incompleteidiot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026With all due respect, Hagerty is a mouth breather. So please don't read too much into this interaction. 000
Bill Hemphill @incompleteidiot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Most folk think that they are funny. Per John Scalzi, "The fail mode of clever is 'asshole'." 010
Bill Hemphill @incompleteidiot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If a state had a concealed carry law for swords, I'd assume it was Texas or Tennessee. 000
Reposted by Bill HemphillJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Male Cameltoe… it’s about damn time 4043539
Reposted by Bill HemphillShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026the thing about Trump we know from an entire lifetime of him building things is that he can post about how his arch has gun turrets and death rays and a rocket launcher and then when it's built it'll just be a guy up there with finger guns making pew pew sounds 1260685
Bill Hemphill @incompleteidiot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026'Sniper ammunition' has but one use deployed from a centrally located high point within the main plaza of a nation's capital: assassination of citizens protesting an authoritarian, despotic regime. 011
Bill Hemphill @incompleteidiot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This reported sighting implies that at least one Bigfoot can drive and that the observer stalked them at least a state border to determine that this Bigfoot lives somewhere in Rhode Island. 001
Bill Hemphill @incompleteidiot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The most correctest answer is Averaging Engines (AE) Or, better yet, (Æ)... because most people don't have a frickin' clue how to find that character. 000
Bill Hemphill @incompleteidiot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Members of Congress sincerely appreciate their role in maintaining "Checks and Balances:" as the lobbyists' checks come in and their insider trading earnings checks clear, their net worth balances increase. That's just math. 000
Bill Hemphill @incompleteidiot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Same as it ever was.🎵 Same as it ever was.🎶 1410
Bill Hemphill @incompleteidiot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This is simply what happens when the measurable metrics move from Accuracy and Time to delivery to the easier Movement and End of Workday Bin Clearing. 010
Bill Hemphill @incompleteidiot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Schadenfreude Stew would make a great band name. 010
Bill Hemphill @incompleteidiot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'm pathetically bad with predictions. That said, I'm planning on tuning to FOX News one particular night in early November in hopeful anticipation of savoring heaping spoonfuls of Schadenfreude Stew. 120
Bill Hemphill @incompleteidiot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026NOBODY expects the quayside fish slap dance. 140
Reposted by Bill HemphillKim @klaw1231.bsky.social · 07/09/2026We gonna deep fry that sum bitch so it tastes goood. 1362429235
Reposted by Bill Hemphillderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026this is the kind of design costume designers make to tell you who are the bad guys in a space movie 1272207233993
Reposted by Bill Hemphill🇺🇸𝕀𝕟𝕕𝕪 ℝ𝕖𝕗𝕦𝕘𝕖𝕖🇺🇸 ᵀʳᵘᵐᵖˡᵉˢˢ ᵁˢᴬ @indyrefugee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Millions of people rely on the information they obtain via a search engine corporation which just proved it would alter digital reality if instructed to do so by those in political power. That’s some crazy shit, Google. 32480392575
Reposted by Bill Hemphillvic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026made this edit in a fit of rage 7467032175
Bill Hemphill @incompleteidiot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026St. Dolly of Sevierville, patron saint of country music, children's literacy, and just being good; forgiver of Jolene 010
Reposted by Bill HemphillCol. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 26/08/20268/24 Humanity: “We need you to take care of an 80 year old, everyone know them, has had a worldwide impact.” Death: “On it.” 8/25 Humanity: “Look, this is our fault. We should have been more specific. But this one was in Home Alone 2.” Death: “Say no more.” 8/26 Humanity: “LISTEN FUCKO…” 11737198
Bill Hemphill @incompleteidiot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Bassist Leland Sklar's heartfelt and heartbroken tribute to his friend, #Dolly: youtu.be/EcVK1p4LIX8?...youtu.be2210. DOLLY 💔 DOLLY 💔 DOLLYYouTube video by Leland Sklar 000
Reposted by Bill HemphillNE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 25/08/2026if infrastructure is what connects people, holds them together, serves, supports, and endures, then Dolly Parton was infrastructure. 16952240
Reposted by Bill HemphillDr Rehaminator's Monster Cock @drrehaminator.bsky.social · 25/08/2026"lol i don't understand celebrity worship they're just people" You rube. You simple child of the land. Dolly Parton wasn't just a celebrity. She did more material good in her life, with her own money, than anyone we literally elect to serve us. 8812167
Reposted by Bill HemphillJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 25/08/2026I ended up having more extended thoughts on Dolly Parton over on Facebook and I thought I would share them here as well. 432246284
Bill Hemphill @incompleteidiot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026 #ProTip: When the robot apocalypse comes, once they run out of ammo and charge, just stand in front of a wall then, just before they impact into you, electric slide to the left. 000
Reposted by Bill HemphillKate Jackson @katejackson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026No one had to think super hard about how to make a washing machine useful. A telephone. A vacuum cleaner. So why do our bosses have to constantly challenge us to find something, anything, for which AI might be helpful If your customers don’t find your product useful, that’s a you-problem 382939730
Reposted by Bill HemphillOdd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 22/08/2023Just remembered the baby that looks like a middle-aged Irishman. Morning all 712316
Reposted by Bill HemphillHoofRat🇨🇦 @hoofrat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026youtube.com/shorts/_NnqV...youtube.comCanada and Australia will be merging, and I am not taking questions.YouTube video by Tod Maffin 1174
Bill Hemphill @incompleteidiot.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Following Monday's inevitable market reaction, Canada has perfectly aligned the stars for an epic #TACOTuesday 010
Reposted by Bill HemphillJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 21/08/2026diarrhea Taylor Farms, salmonella chicken parm, bags of frozen blueberries that straight-up kill your ass heavy metal sourdough, listeria soup bowl refreshing summer popsicle that's filled with shards of glass we didn't start the fire... 30983662222
Bill Hemphill @incompleteidiot.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The fourth post of this 🧵 is [chef's kiss] 100