Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 18/04/2026I’d never admit this but I think I love him and we just decided to take a break but still talk everyday 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I think I love this stupid ass. 010
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 30/03/2026It’s been a really hard 24 hours since the break up which if we’re being honest hasn’t been 24 hours cus he just texted me again today and kept texting me all day yesterday despite saying he didn’t want to work things out. 010
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 23/03/2026I low key have the best boyfriend in the world. 040
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Gonna be longest week of my life cus my boyfriend is on a cruise for a straight bachelor party. But he also bought WiFi drunkenly like an hour ago to text me and tell me he misses me. I miss him too. 020
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 14/03/2026I miss my boyfriend so fucking much rn 🥺 I just wanna be sleeping on his chest 010
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 14/03/2026My man is in Miami for a bachelor party and I’m bored and horny. 020
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Like listen. I don’t believe in open relationships. They’re ghetto and I don’t respect them. At all. 000
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I have a confession. I fucking hate monkeys. Those little sinister tree climbing zooboomafoo wannabes. Monkeys just have a nasty spirit. Monkeys and Taylor swift have the same spirit. Just devious, sinister, nasty things. No further questions. 000
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Definitely the hottest though 010
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Like how tf did I get this lucky 😭😭😭 he’s my favorite person rn and I can’t get enough of him. 000
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Like what do you mean you’re not abandoning me. What do you mean you’re still wanting me in your bed every night. WHAT DO YOU MEAN 010
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Can we also talk about how patient he is with me. We got into our first kinda real fight this week and I immediately thought “this is over” and he’s trying to hold me and kiss me and he’s like “no I want to talk and work through this with you” like wtf 😭😭😭 I’ve never had a healthy relationship 210
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Like god forbid I let him do his job while I do mine (he’s an attorney) 010
Reposted by Clifford the Big Red F🚩g✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Did you guys notice that oomfies have been getting less hot? Is it the life stress? 252
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 13/03/2026My boyfriend is going to Miami tomorrow for a straight bachelor party and I’m kind of worried he’s gonna get wasted and fuck someone else. He keeps assuring me that won’t happen but idk I’m just skeptical 🙃 000
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Which also 100/hr is cheap with my skills. I could be doing the most but I’m not. I’m reasonable. 000
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 13/03/2026So now I’m thinking I raise my prices from 60/half hour 100/full to 75/half hour 140 full hour 100
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I’m truly the most powerful psychic in the world alive currently. I just feel inconvenienced when people bother me for readings lol maybe I just need to raise my prices to make it feel worth it for me. 101
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I am the current Pythia. I am the voice of Apollo. I am that girl. You can never win against me in a battle of intuition or psychic abilities. You will always lose. 100
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Just gave someone a reading from Haiti and they were sooooooo impressed with me. Like it’s kind of crazy cus Haitians are super spiritual and skeptical of others. But the way I shook her. She was like “we’re gonna be besties after this right” when I tell you I am the BEST psychic alive. It’s true. 100
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Trying to plan Halloween already with my man and I want him to go as Christopher Columbus and I’ll be his Pocahontas 010
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Shaking my ass in the middle of the night cus I’m having a manic episode and my boyfriend is so rudely asleep. 020
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Do I accuse him of cheating for fun? 010
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 11/03/2026There is a cat amongst pigeons 000
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 10/03/2026I’ve also only been calling him my boyfriend recently cus I tested it out and he didn’t correct me. Instead he hopped on and tries to tease me about other guys being my “real” boyfriend. Soooo guess I got myself a man 030
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 10/03/2026My boyfriend is asleep and I’m bored and riddled with anxiety. I can’t sleep. 050
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Dispensary messaged me saying I’ve spent so much money this year I get $75 off my next purchase. It’s March. 010
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 26/02/2026No lol. I only have like 5-7 videos posted over a year. 010
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 25/02/2026He actually slid in my DMs on TikTok and I ignored him for awhile lol 110
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Same though lol. This is my first relationship ever and it feels so good and like idk healthy but it also took me 32 years to find him 120
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 25/02/2026This is why I found myself a bisexual man 🥵🥵🥵 deep voice, deep in my guts 151
Reposted by Clifford the Big Red F🚩g✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Masc is a lost art. It’s ancient texts at this point. 041
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Love when my man is at work and I send him the hottest pics or texts and he starts barking about how I need to stop 🥰🥰🥰 my hole gets happy later though 🫠 050
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 22/02/2026A little worried cus my man is going to Miami in a couple weeks for a bachelor party without me and I haven’t said I’m worried to him and it comes out of him randomly about how his trip is gonna be sexless cus I’m not there but still maybeeeee I don’t trust men. 030
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 22/02/2026“You just want your dick up my butt” well duh 0323
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 21/02/2026He’s like also the best thing to happen to me recently. 010
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Omg wait. This isn’t Twitter. I can say it. I HAVE A MAN 270
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 21/02/2026All I did was ask if he’s a regular bottom or a power bottom 😭😭😭 guess he’s a power bottom 010
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 05/12/2025The way this will probably sadly go nowhere but it’s nice to finally find a man that can intellectually keep up with me. 010
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Thinking I’m gonna pull an Elizabeth Holmes with a dash of Anna Delvey, and a sprinkle of Jen Shah 010
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 30/11/2025His roommates always used to call me when he was having panic attacks saying he would ask for me and only want me. Even my mom thought him and I were going to end up together cus of how much he was protective of me and just always wanted to be with only me. 020
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Heated Rivalry is making me think about my straight bestie in college who played hockey at NYU & truly fell in love with me. He’d lay in my bed & cuddle with me, tell me to ask our friends to leave so it could be just us, & when he broke up with his girlfriend he called me crying saying he needed me 120
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 21/11/2025I love fighting with republicans. It’s a mental exercise for me. I essentially grab them by their straw hair and swing them back and forth against the pavement like a rag-doll intellectually until I’ve beaten the will to live out of them. And I hope they go home and contemplate suicide after. Do it. 000
Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Just because I’ve been banned from Twitter doesn’t mean my life long mission of terrorizing republicans has ended. I’ve had 5 accounts banned from TikTok already this year and I still have instagram! The only thing I hate more than republicans are probably shallow gay men and monkeys (all species) 020