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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

I’d never admit this but I think I love him and we just decided to take a break but still talk everyday 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I think I love this stupid ass.

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

It’s been a really hard 24 hours since the break up which if we’re being honest hasn’t been 24 hours cus he just texted me again today and kept texting me all day yesterday despite saying he didn’t want to work things out.

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

I low key have the best boyfriend in the world.

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Gonna be longest week of my life cus my boyfriend is on a cruise for a straight bachelor party. But he also bought WiFi drunkenly like an hour ago to text me and tell me he misses me. I miss him too.

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

I miss my boyfriend so fucking much rn 🥺 I just wanna be sleeping on his chest

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

My man is in Miami for a bachelor party and I’m bored and horny.

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Like listen. I don’t believe in open relationships. They’re ghetto and I don’t respect them. At all.

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90’s anime @90sanimepics.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

mood

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I have a confession. I fucking hate monkeys. Those little sinister tree climbing zooboomafoo wannabes. Monkeys just have a nasty spirit. Monkeys and Taylor swift have the same spirit. Just devious, sinister, nasty things. No further questions.

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Can we also talk about how patient he is with me. We got into our first kinda real fight this week and I immediately thought “this is over” and he’s trying to hold me and kiss me and he’s like “no I want to talk and work through this with you” like wtf 😭😭😭 I’ve never had a healthy relationship

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Like god forbid I let him do his job while I do mine (he’s an attorney)

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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Did you guys notice that oomfies have been getting less hot? Is it the life stress?

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

My boyfriend is going to Miami tomorrow for a straight bachelor party and I’m kind of worried he’s gonna get wasted and fuck someone else. He keeps assuring me that won’t happen but idk I’m just skeptical 🙃

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Just gave someone a reading from Haiti and they were sooooooo impressed with me. Like it’s kind of crazy cus Haitians are super spiritual and skeptical of others. But the way I shook her. She was like “we’re gonna be besties after this right” when I tell you I am the BEST psychic alive. It’s true.

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Trying to plan Halloween already with my man and I want him to go as Christopher Columbus and I’ll be his Pocahontas

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Shaking my ass in the middle of the night cus I’m having a manic episode and my boyfriend is so rudely asleep.

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

I’ve also only been calling him my boyfriend recently cus I tested it out and he didn’t correct me. Instead he hopped on and tries to tease me about other guys being my “real” boyfriend. Soooo guess I got myself a man

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

My boyfriend is asleep and I’m bored and riddled with anxiety. I can’t sleep.

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Dispensary messaged me saying I’ve spent so much money this year I get $75 off my next purchase. It’s March.

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

This is why I found myself a bisexual man 🥵🥵🥵 deep voice, deep in my guts

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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Masc is a lost art. It’s ancient texts at this point.

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Love when my man is at work and I send him the hottest pics or texts and he starts barking about how I need to stop 🥰🥰🥰 my hole gets happy later though 🫠

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

A little worried cus my man is going to Miami in a couple weeks for a bachelor party without me and I haven’t said I’m worried to him and it comes out of him randomly about how his trip is gonna be sexless cus I’m not there but still maybeeeee I don’t trust men.

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

“You just want your dick up my butt” well duh

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Omg wait. This isn’t Twitter. I can say it. I HAVE A MAN

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

All I did was ask if he’s a regular bottom or a power bottom 😭😭😭 guess he’s a power bottom

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

The way this will probably sadly go nowhere but it’s nice to finally find a man that can intellectually keep up with me.

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Thinking I’m gonna pull an Elizabeth Holmes with a dash of Anna Delvey, and a sprinkle of Jen Shah

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Heated Rivalry is making me think about my straight bestie in college who played hockey at NYU & truly fell in love with me. He’d lay in my bed & cuddle with me, tell me to ask our friends to leave so it could be just us, & when he broke up with his girlfriend he called me crying saying he needed me

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

I love fighting with republicans. It’s a mental exercise for me. I essentially grab them by their straw hair and swing them back and forth against the pavement like a rag-doll intellectually until I’ve beaten the will to live out of them. And I hope they go home and contemplate suicide after. Do it.

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Just because I’ve been banned from Twitter doesn’t mean my life long mission of terrorizing republicans has ended. I’ve had 5 accounts banned from TikTok already this year and I still have instagram! The only thing I hate more than republicans are probably shallow gay men and monkeys (all species)

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

A brain surgeon just liked me on Hinge 😍😍😍 goodbye poverty

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Monkeys and Taylor Swift both have sinister energy. Something deeply sinister.

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

I am going to start invoicing men and jobs for wasting my time.

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

I’ve always felt like my blood was cursed with longevity and life and today I found out my 14th GREAT GRANDMOTHER — FOURTEENTH - 14TH lived until 117. Born in 1555 and died in 1672. I’m just gonna be here suffering forever 😫

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

This may sound elitist but I’d rather be alone than be with someone blue collar. I’m sorry I didn’t work my ass of to graduate from NYU to end up with an idiot who doesn’t read, cant keep up with me intellectually, and who I have to explain every little thing to cus they’re dumb.

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

So what’s everyone’s current teams on Legends: ZA?

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

In HS I used to call this girl I didn’t like Jane Goodall and her best friend Koko cus she had sideburns and looked like a gorilla. Feel like sending her an RIP message today to let her know I didn’t forget her.

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

So this job called me a month ago left me a voicemail for an interview called her back and she’s been ghosting me. So now since she left me her cell number I call every night at 3/4am to let her know to not be a dumb bitch and at least communicate with me. ☺️ and I will continue this until she learn

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dc throat @dcthroat.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

“That’s what you need, I got you f*ggot”

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Oh no. My hole is exposed. I hope no one tries to eat it. What will I ever do? 🥺

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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

I have such a problem being around mortals. Like I don’t know how to deal with it. Their emotions are so trivial to me. Their thoughts. Their everything. I don’t know how to relate to a mortal. Especially one who sees everything in the now. To me the now extends a decade to them it’s instantaneous

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