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The King of Blind Bay

@imrealgoode.bsky.social
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Dad of 2 boys, 2 Aussie Shepherds, and several koi. Husband of 1 badass wife. Humble, approachable, wildly handsome genius. Corporate finance wizard. Canucks fan (Pain). Vikings fan (also pain). Golf, money, music, markets, delightful bullshit.

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Have you enjoyed a citrus fruit today?
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I want to finish my masters degree in economics for the same reason Wahlberg's character in The Other Guys learned ballet. To show other economists how fucking stupid they sound.
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Dell's look extremely uncomfortable in their human suits.
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Age yourself with a childhood crush
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Gorgeous Woman Posing in Denim Jacket
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Our poor garden has no idea what's going on. One of rose bushes bloomed for the first time this year 3 days ago.
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We got raspberries on the weekend lol
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey @grillcheezkilla.bsky.social we're walkin'.
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Prince's Iconic Strut
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I giggled.
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is good timing. Kids are sleeping.
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh lol that's sweet too. It all remains relevant haha
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fancy. I want a tube amp but for the amount I play having a digital multi fx processor scratches the itch enough. I'd love to find an old Bogner or Fender deluxe one day but holy they are dollar-dollar bills, ya'll.
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My wife understands the difference between drive and gain. This is the way.
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I read this morning that 'The Economist' forecasts a 60% probability the US Senate majority flips to Democrats. That doesn't sound like a sure thing, but people need to understand how close the split in the US normally is. 60% is a DISASTER for republicans.
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's awesome except for the consequences for all of us.
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did you keep your STH status?
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Big shot Scott Jennings has post a stock photo of the Speaker? Can't get him on camera? Lol
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You probably have to.
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If any #Canucks fans are looking for a laugh, you should know that Flames fans are reselling tickets for the last game of year, against Vancouver - the last in the Saddledome - in the upper deck for well over 1k per seat. What. A. Dump.
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lol Eby is an ego maniac and literally everyone but him thought this was a bad idea.
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
His poorly worded "it could be worse" scenario isn't the real problem. The building full of cultists cheering for the destruction of "blue" cities, is. They aren't this way because he's president. He's president because they're this way. Americans are not trustworthy.
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So you're saying they had fans and now they don't? That's even worse.
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If the Miami Dolphins had any fans I would talk shit right now. Alas....
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(and then you're the one with boundary issues...)
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Belle & Beast Dance: Tale As Old As Time
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We really do.
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Right, and in her defense, the Hughes brothers are whiny as hell.
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To absolutely nobody's surprise, I'm going outside to smoke a joint about this #Canucks game.
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The last 6 periods of #Canucks hockey have been an absolute roller coaster and I am here for it. This is wild lol
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think, at times, sports reporters believe they have a level of report with these athletes that they don't have... Or might have if he were in the locker room and not on the ice. A regretably human response where some PR training is required. A simple "ok thanks" and skate away is best.
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
2 things are true: They are babies. It wasn't a funny joke.
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Imagine going like 22-6 against Pacific division and like 10-46 against the rest of the league lol
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Still gonna score 90pts, too.
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A fun game within a game this year will be rooting for the #Canucks to win as many divisional games as possible while losing as many other games as possible.
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That thing in the sky... It looks like a huge
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The Rock Johnson: JOHNSON? Meme
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Identity politics means not being able to admit when the party you simp for is fucking up. The United States is one giant character flaw.
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The king has received many fine gifts for his birthday already. You may leave them below.
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Don Cheadle & Mark Ruffalo: Should We Bow?
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He looks like he's gonna have a jammer.
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Well... We're Waiting Meme
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Holy fuck did Rogers forget they also pulled tv coverage of the #Canucks as well? Here we fucking go again with this welfare broadcaster.
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Walter White: Say My Name
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did you see one where Gramps get caber-tossed by the bison? 😂
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not a lot of survival instinct left in this species. Flail like a madman when wasps are around, but that 1000 pound bull elk that can gore you - through your truck's door - yeah, let's get closer.
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The dude taking the video we are watching is also way too close. Lol
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"The government has ruined my life!", they exclaimed. *From their $1800 iPhones. *Inside of a brand new fully loaded 1-ton pickup. *Parked in the driveway of their 4000sq/ft mortgage-free home that has appreciated nearly 5x in value in 20 years. *About to head to Mexico for the winter.
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can hear this gif.
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"mY nAmE's CoLlEeN. I rEaD bOoKs"
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Spongebob Squarepants: Snob Rich
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hate that I know what this is because I have to make sure the anime my kid watches ISNT like this.
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thanksgiving is gonna be an absolute banger in so many US households this year. Lol
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuckin morons.
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Avs/Canes is what I wanted to see last year. I'd be ok with it this year, too.
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Blue Jays PR will be working overtime, figuring out how to damage control Vlad Guerrero. You're the only superstar on the team, you've been shit ALL season, get defensive about your half billion dollar extension, and hide from the fans in the final game of the season? Gross.
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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well, the problem, Maria, is most Americans are incapable of conceding their wants for other people's basic needs. Look at how many losers here on BkueSky are planning to scrub their vote completely because the 'not Republican" candidate in their area isn't absolutely perfect.
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