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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 15h

I was around that age when I started owning appliances, and I was so very excited too!

Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 16h

Yeah, completely normal for me too. Grief is love with nowhere to go. I'd rather keep the love even if I never get rid of the grief.

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 17h

Why does Justin respect so many bigots and abusers?

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 18h

An X-Mas tradition at the sick bay when I was in the Marines. HIPAA all the way out the window!

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 19h

More words about his Nazi apologism doesn't actually make things better.

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This is the slowest, least effective "genocide" in human history. Its such a "genocide" that the population keeps growing year over year.

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My home is filled with animals. I would love nothing more to adopt more if I could. One "unadoptable" dog with serious trauma issues, and two vision impaired cats. And I wouldn't have it any other way! Everyone should give shelter pets a chance, they give back all the love you give them!

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It is the worst Evil Dead movie, and one of the least rewatchable horror movies ever. It's like watching a cooking show that consists entirely of tenderizing meat with various implements. There's no real characters, only speaking meat waiting for their turn to be butchered.

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

No more!!! I have like 20+ Lego sets! One of them came free with the last two sets, a Playstation Astro Bot Lego. It is adorable!

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Got some Lego sets today. That's it, no more until the next time!

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I feel you, I lost three elderly cats in the last year. The heartbreak is real, but so is the love you share.

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Did it, got my wife's LEGO Downton Abbey set the very minute it was released. Happy Birthday to her, at least. I didn't get to have a birthday this year.

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Trying to give up alcohol is extra hard when you live in a place that sells booze everywhere.

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Happy birthday to me from Sesame Street!

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Last night of drinking for awhile. I'm going to miss it, but my health is more important and also I'm broke now.

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I see them already blocked... I assume for VERY good reason.

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

YOU MUST BE DESTROYED!!!! /sarcasm

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I haven't intentionally heard a "song of the summer" in about a decade. That's okay, and not a class signifier at all... except maybe that I don't have money to hang out where they play popular music or any interest in it.

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

We watched Backrooms tonight, and the cats were intrigued

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Why is she even? Who takes her seriously?

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"Under the jail" is the phrase that comes to mind, and he ADMITTED it, so no excuse for his continued existence.

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Elizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Advice for my younger friends: if you want to encourage yourself to stay healthy and functional, to exercise and eat well... ...pick a couple of motherfuckers you really want to outlive.

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Me too, almost an assault or even battery. They make me sore and in pain in the moment,

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Maybe Ted Raimi took a nap at some point? The prosthetics must have weighed a ton!

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I was at Fort Sill two summers in a row, and we were out and running by 5am most of the time. Even the Marines weren't tougher than the Oklahoma summer sun!

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

One of these cats is bringing me a toy mouse every night, and leaving it on the couch where I sit so I find it when I get out of bed.

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Picking up on my anxiety and whining/parking for hours.

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I swear to fuck I think my dog wants me to drink alcohol.

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I believe they would TAKE free healthcare. Sharing it with everyone, not so much.

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The lack of any coherent thoughts or worldview is absolutely stunning.

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If accuracy matters, there's no actual genocide.

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

So the cheese has "cooties for bigots" I guess? Who fucking cares, as long as it tastes good? "Halal" means stricter QC for a religious group, not that each bit of food has a drop of poison that only Muslims are immune to.

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

They sell rendered duck fat at the store now. Should I mix it with very lean beef roasts in the grinder for ground beef? Like 85/15%?

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

They sure don't care about children ANYWHERE, based on their behavior.

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Exactly right. Bullies are never satisfied even if they've entirely destroyed you, so why bother paying lip service to their garbage bigotry? They don't care even a tiny little bit.

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You can't appease Holocaust supporters like Hamas.

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

LOL! I surprised my wife with the TB nuggies, and she didn't believe me when I told her where they came from. They're legitimately decent for a fast food chain.

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Not my fault, I don't even go here!

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I mean... look. She kinda looks like the woman in all those Hallmark holiday romance movies. I can see how after three glasses of wine you give in to the weird Christian Mingle fantasy?

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I have too many books, and now I can't choose what to read next! And then I bought two more this afternoon! Fuck! Shit!

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

There's cash to be made, and foolish bigots giving the cash to scammers. There's nothing much more behind this thing.

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Take a deep breath Quentin*, we've got you. *They're all named Quentin, I'm the Turtle Whisperer*

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

*digs in my style dictionary* Such casual elegance, gives "cares but not too much vibes" in the very best way. 👍

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