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Improbable Joe

@improbablejoe.bsky.social
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Cats, dog, guitars, books, cooking, the occasional video game. Depression is my jam. He/Him.

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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pics of my cats, both vision impaired and also sweet as can be
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No more!!! I have like 20+ Lego sets! One of them came free with the last two sets, a Playstation Astro Bot Lego. It is adorable!
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We watched Backrooms tonight, and the cats were intrigued
Two cats watching the TV UP CLOSE
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I mean... look. She kinda looks like the woman in all those Hallmark holiday romance movies. I can see how after three glasses of wine you give in to the weird Christian Mingle fantasy?
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh, and a couple of mine...
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
National Dog Day? Here's my good baby Maddie!
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Pudge and Lil' Squish, bonded sisters and sweet chaos gremlins
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I sort of got the closest thing I could afford...
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It's this one.
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It's an officially-licenced copy of the effects device made by the guitarist from the band Boston, that was used for a bunch of 1980s albums, including Def Leppard's HYSTERIA album. lots of amazing tones in it, and suddenly 30% off. Good times!
It's an MXR Rockman X100 guitar pedal, black with multiple lights and buttons and stuff.
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Have I mentioned lately how much my sister kittens love each other? They are joy and life in difficult times.
Two grey tuxedo kittens grooming each other
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Yeah, I'm looking at import knock-offs for most of them, and when the big day comes I'm getting something like this:
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I'd love a guitar like that! Here's mine!
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Yeah... the movie that jump-started puberty for me. We all know the scene!
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
It's appropriate that my last guitar (for now) is a limited edition green-ish burst Schecter, with extra switches on it. Feels like a dream come true.
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
No need for thanks, she's my kid and my responsibility, and also the sweetest girl.
Happy dog with her pig toy, in her bed with a bookshelf behind her
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I always remember the jokes about this season of American Horror Story that went in a completely wrong direction.
Five actor guys who look virtually identical to each other.
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I mean, it's a tall station wagon, does "cute" apply?
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I usually drink my dinner.
An old man fishing with a cigarette in one hand and a beer can in the other.
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Sunday afternoon in Boston, drinking at an Irish pub.This is the life!
A pint of Guinness
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
#caturday
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Best thing we ever did too! Sisters, and they love each other so very much.
Sister grey tuxedo kittens napping together.
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Another photo of new guitar incoming on Monday!! Sweetwater is really the best.
Body of a guitar that goes from yellow-green in the center to a blue-green on the edges
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I think I might have accidentally bought another guitar? Green is in fact my signature color.
A guitar with wood grain stained from yellow-green in the center to a blue-green at the edges, plus lots of knobs and switches.
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Also, I've been watching a lot of Boston Legal lately... I too can say my name and point finger-guns at everone!
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Yelena and Natasha, my Russian assassin kittens!
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I miss my #1 son Boobs. It's been a few months since he died but I don't know how I will ever stop missing a cat who I loved for two thirds of my adult life.
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I have my Russian kitten assassins Natasha and Yelena, and they are too cute!!
Sister grey tuxedo kittens snuggling together
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
It has been a couple of years since I have felt this consistently terrible. I miss my best friend who died in January, and I haven't been okay since.
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Hah!!!
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
So adorable!! Here's my kittens, sleeping on the lump that is me!
Two grey tuxedo kittens snuggling with me under a white and red blanket
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Say hi to my kittens and doggy!
Two grey tuxedo cats in a cat treeTexas heeler doggo wrapped in a blanket with her head on a pillow Elderly orange cat with her head on a rec pillow
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I'll toss you a pair of half blind kittens!
Two grey tuxedo kittens in a cat tree
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I have an affection for that basic color scheme in guitars?
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
#NationalGuitarDay Here's the most recent purchase:
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
My kitten babies!!!
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
They're Natasha and Yelena, both vision impaired but can see well enough to get around so far. 4 months old!
Grey tuxedo kitten Natasha napping behind smaller grey tuxedo Yelena
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Baby kittens Natasha and Yelena pose like models!
Grey tuxedo cat on a tableTiny grey tuxedo cat on a loveseat.
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Kitties!!!
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
#caturday two new kittens! Natasha and Yelena, both vision impaired. Bonded sisters, and super cuddly.
Two tiny grey tuxedo kittens sharing a cat bed.
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Well... We accidentally adopted the wrong kittens! They're both blind in one eye, which makes them extra special (and pirates!) Natasha and Yelena!
Two grey kittens in a carrier.
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
#straturday huh?
2012 Fender American Standard Strat, sienna sunburst, Fluence pickup set.
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
RIP Boobs (11/23/2005-1/2/2026) The best kittyboy there ever was.
orange and white cat snoozing on a blanket
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Taking Boobs to be euthanized tomorrow. We thought he might be getting better, but he just isn't. Too old to bounce back I suppose, but he's had an amazing 20 year run, and he's more than earned his rest.
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Every day with my elderly boy is a blessing and a miracle. 20 years old and still going!
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Losing a third cat in less than two years is heartbreaking, but Boobs is just done. He's old, incontinent, and has been puking and can barely walk anymore. 20 years old, a hell of a run.
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I've got a boyfriend for you...
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