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ImportedReality

@importedreality.com
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Full-Stack Dev; Dad; Husband; Secular Humanist I tell computers what to do; sometimes they listen. I work with C#/.NET + Vue.js by day, and mess around with Rust and Go by night. Hopelessly addicted to coffee. He/Him; 30 PFP: skizodraws.com

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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 13/02/2026
Been a while since I last posted, life has a way of throwing huge curve balls at you. I spent a lot of last year working towards getting my CKAD cert (which I got!) but this week found out our entire department is being restructured. I'm being moved to a new team in a new position, working on...
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 16/06/2025
Back from Olympic National Park! Had an incredible time, every inch of the park is breathtakingly beautiful 😍
A photograph of a forest full of ferns and treesA photograph of a waterfall with moss all over the rock wall and a small pond at the bottom.A photograph of a forest canopy from belowA photograph of sea stars and anemones on a bit of rock exposed in a tide pool
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American Humanist Association @americanhumanist.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Pride isn't just a party. It's a call to action. If you're an ally, we've got some helpful tips on how to show up and support the LGBTQIA+ folks in your life this month - and beyond. thehumanist.com/commentary/s...
thehumanist.com
Show Up with Pride - TheHumanist.com
10 Ways to be an ally using the 10 Commitments.
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 02/06/2025
Happy Pride Month y'all 🌈♥️ Image credit: skizodraws.com
A skull vomiting a rainbow into the mouth of another skull
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 31/05/2025
Literally me
A series of Tumblr posts:

1. charl0ttan: "Executive dysfunction is literally like. ive hard a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this"

2. charl0ttan: "picked up the doler 👍"

3. magpiesketchins: Two screenshots showing 10 months had passed between the first and second post. "Inspirational"
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 31/05/2025
After having a turntable for a month I'm already up to 51 records 😶 It's so addicting finding new stuff to listen too and constantly browsing r/VinylDeals for huge discounts
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 30/05/2025
Going on a road trip with my wife and 3yo to WA in a week. Will mostly be in the Clallam area around Port Angeles/Olympic NP. Would love some recs on cool stuff to see/do from anyone familiar with the area 😁❤️ #PNW #Washington #Travel #TravelSky #TravelRecommendations
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ceej @ceej.online · 14/05/2025
these violent fascists have names and addresses, but it would be impolite to share them
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 13/05/2025
The new Sleep Token album is the only thing keeping me going right now
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 13/05/2025
Ugh I've been in such a weird headspace lately. It just feels like my emotional state 9/10 times is just ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 13/05/2025
Gotta love when you're in a meeting with stakeholders and one guy is obsessed with the new feature being "simple" 🙄 Of course I want it to be simple, devs *generally* don't go out of their way to make something complicated. It happens as a result of ever increasing business requirements.
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 03/05/2025
Going on a trip to NJ for work tomorrow, and trying to explain it to my kid. They've grasped the idea that my wife and them are taking me to the airport but I don't think they quite understand I'll be gone until Thursday lol I'm going to miss them so much 😭
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 01/05/2025
Back in the land of the living after a much needed mental health break from social media. I was spending waaay too much time obsessing over all the horrible shit going on and it was seriously messing with my head.
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Forrest Valkai @forrestvalkai.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Holy crap, it's finally done. youtu.be/nVQplt7Chos?...
youtu.be
Sex and Sensibility
YouTube video by Forrest Valkai
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Gaziter @gaziter.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
huh...
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 11/01/2025
I FINALLY GOT NEXTCLOUD TO WORK. Like I thought, it was something incredibly minor and stupid. I forgot that I changed the port apache was listening to by default. The only way I figured this out was recovering part of the file using RecoverPy. Pablo Lecolinet if you're out there I owe you a beer
github.com
GitHub - PabloLec/RecoverPy: Interactively find and recover deleted or overwritten files from your terminal
Interactively find and recover deleted or :point_right: overwritten :point_left: files from your terminal - GitHub - PabloLec/RecoverPy: Interactively find and recover deleted or overwritten files ...
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 09/01/2025
Ugh what a week. Since my last post, my wife got sick with norovirus, my cat came down with bladder stones, and I nuked my nginx proxy configs for my home server 😭 Wife is feeling better and got medicine for Lily, but restoring the configs is a work in progress.
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 01/01/2025
Happy new year y'all My current goal for 2025: stop being sick
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 01/01/2025
Just got my new PC to post! Still feeling a little sick and completely out of energy so I'll probably have to put off installing Arch until tomorrow and just run memtest overnight. Will take some pictures tomorrow as well 😎
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 31/12/2024
Oh hell yeah 😤 New Year, New PC!
An Amazon order page for some RAM sticks, currently showing that it's put for delivery and arriving today between 2-6PM
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Hannah 🤮 @krahan31.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Its that difficult time of the year where I start weaning myself off eggnog
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 30/12/2024
Feeling a lot better today, still getting occasional waves of nausea but I'm otherwise symptom-free and able to actually get out of bed. I just count myself lucky that I only get super sick like that once or twice a year.
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 29/12/2024
Looks like I got the norovirus that's been making the rounds. The last 12 hours have been absolutely hellish 🤢 Can barely stomach water and saltine crackers, but I'm at least not having to kneel before the porcelain god every hour Stay safe y'all and wash your hands religiously. This shit sucks
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 29/12/2024
My wife and I are watching Cool Runnings tonight. Forgot how good this movie is! The actors all have great chemistry with each other and John Candy is such a gem
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 28/12/2024
My progress so far on my TOTEM build! Almost done with the switch sockets, then on to the microcontrollers. It quickly became apparent that my soldering skills are very, very rusty. A few dodgy welds but everything should hopefully work 😅 Thankfully I have a backup board in case it doesn't
A computer desk cluttered with soldering equipmentA partially completed circuit board for a split keyboard.
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 27/12/2024
Got on my PC for the first time this week and immediately installed ghostty. It's weird to be excited about a new terminal emulator I know 😅 So far I'm loving it! It just seems very well thought out and polished. Since it has proper image support it'll probably end up replacing Alacritty
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 27/12/2024
Any day with a new Sam O'Nella Academy video is a good day indeed
youtu.be
Pliny Explains it All: The Historia Naturalis Abridged (Books I-II)
YouTube video by Sam O'Nella Academy
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 25/12/2024
All set for Christmas Morning 😄
A pile of presents in front of a Christmas tree. A TV on the wall is playing National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 25/12/2024
Getting to watch my kid understand Christmas and Santa for the first time is pretty incredible. I love seeing their excitement so much. I hope I can keep the magic alive for as long as possible for them. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, everyone! I hope you get to spend it with those you love
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
GUY: I HOPE THE HOLIDAYS DON'T FUCK ME TOO HARD 
OH GOOD THEY SENT THE LETTER WITH THIS YEAR'S "SAFE WORD" IN IT
*SANTA APPROACHES FROM BEHIND*
GUY: ιτS EMPTY....
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jordan @jdan.me · 21/12/2024
This image features a snowy urban street scene with a gloved hand holding a Dunkin' coffee cup and bag in the foreground. Overlaid on the image is text styled like an Elden Ring title screen, with "Dunkin's End" as the main title and "Wintry Mix" below it, complete with a red horizontal line. The overlay is intended as a humorous nod to the game's aesthetic, contrasting the mundane scene with dramatic fantasy elements.
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 21/12/2024
For real though December is probably my least productive month of the year 😅
A meme of Larry David angrily exiting through a door captioned:
Top text: Me logging off with zero progress made on the feature I was assigned in the beginning of December
Bottom text: Fúck you I will see you in 2025
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Guys, you're never going to believe this but I've been talking to the real Elon Musk and he has a great investment opportunity for me. We met here on Bluesky but we moved our conversation to Signal.
Yes I would be interested in investing but my wife just texted. She said she lost her diamond necklace at the club. I need to go find it! I'm so sorry Elon!
5:11 PM CO
The Tesla X mining machine is designed to reduce poverty rate and its basic purpose is for the betterment of humanity For example if you invest $1000 on the Teslax mining machine you could earn up to about $9000 after the end of trade and your profit will be sent directly to your bank account linked with your Teslax mining account.
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You
Yes I would be interested in investing but my wife just texted. She said she lost her diamond ...
Alright I will teach and guide you on how to invest securely under the TeslaX mining software.
Do you have any crypto wallet ?
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Okay I found my wife's necklace. It's safe. Where can linvest? Thank you Elon!
8:08 PM CO
Wow I'm happy to hear that from, you're welcome.
You
Okay I found my wife's necklace. It's safe. Where can I invest? Thank you Elon!
Are you familiar with bitcoin purchase?
11:07 PM
Today
Sorry Elon, I had an emergency. Please forgive me for but responding. I do know bitcoin.
10:00How much do you wish to invest as a startup capital? TeslaX Crypto mining is here to make your money work for you
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Well, I don't have much to invest anymore since I had some losses earlier this year. I can only put in maybe $200,000. How soon can I see returns? 10:09 AM CO
Alright this is how it works, The Teslax mining machine is a robotic mining machine that mines an accuracy of %75 - %93 daily return on invested capital.
Teslax Ai robotic machine gives investors the advantage due to the fact that investors with zero or no knowledge could simply invest because our robotic machine is programmed to mine with accuracy and send your profits directly to your bank account/wallet address after 7 days of trading.
10:13 AM
Alright let's get started, go to your App Store and download crypto.com wallet or do you cash app let me teach your how to purchase and deposit bitcoin
10:17 AM
I can buy bitcoin. How do I invest in Teslax mining machine? Is there a website?
10:18 AM CO
tslacrypminins.com sign up your crypto trading account and send me a screenshot
10:22 AM
My wife just came in the room and I told her about this but she's worried you're a scammer. She says I should ask you to prove you're actually Elon Musk. I believer you, Elon. But she won't let me invest the $200,000 unless you prove it. She said I can invest a million dollars if it's really you.
10:23 AMAnd I'll provide you the company wallet address for deposit
10:23 AM
You
My wife just came in the room and I told her about this but she's worried you're a scammer. She say...
How do you want me to prove to you that I'm Elon?
As long you believe me that's all I want to hear from you and nothing else. It's not a do or die affair, I'm only here to help you achieve your goals by investing securely under the TeslaX mining platform. What do I gain ripping you off. That can't happen and we don't accept that here.
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Sign up and send me a screenshot to get started
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My wife says you should send a photo of yourself so I know it's really you. I believe you Elon. But she says I can't invest until I know it's real.
10:36 AM CO
You're having a direct conversation with Elon Musk and this is my business signal. If you believe me like you've said then allow me teach you how to invest securely under the TeslaX crypto mining. I don't have to convince you that I'm who I am for you to invest for yourself
You're not investing for me but yourself okay
10:45 AM
I know, but she says I need a photo first. Can't you send a photo of yourself so i can convince her? She said if it's really you i can even dip into savings. I'm sorry she's doing this Elon. I believe you! 10:47 AMI hope you're okay now
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Thank you Elon! 'll show her and then i'll invest right away!
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Are you ready and ready to continue with your investment process right away, time waits for no one, be a man of yourself and let gets it done right away Matt
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My wife is saying that your pinkies are short. I told her that's probably just a surgery that billionaires are getting now. Did you get pinkie-shortening surgery?
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Are you kidding me? You can let me know when you're ready to invest.
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I'm sorry Elon! She's just saying it might not be you! I know it's you, but she said I can only pull out money from savings if it's actually you! I tried to tell her! Is the pinkie thing a genetic condition or was it surgery?
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 18/12/2024
Life is short, have some dessert for breakfast
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 18/12/2024
Makes sense. Whenever I'm around people my own age I realize how little I have in common with them 🙃
A screenshot of the results from an online mental age test. It reads "Mental Age Test. Your mental age is 13"
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 17/12/2024
I was talking to one of my buddies last week about how impatient I've been waiting for my RAM to come in and he gave me some PCBs for a TOTEM split keyboard. A bunch of the parts I need will be in today, looking forward to dusting off my soldering iron!
A PCB board for a TOTEM split keyboard
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 17/12/2024
Lily likes to keep an eye on my progress while cleaning up the kitchen to make sure I don't start slacking off
A black and white cat sitting in a chair at a table with a judgmental look on her face.
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 15/12/2024
Kinda getting the urge to run Arch again when I build my new PC... I love EndeavourOS but it's been like 3 years since I last used Arch and I need to re-up my "I use arch btw" creds And if I mess up my install I can just go back to EOS like it was my plan all along 😅
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 15/12/2024
I would eat a lot more vegetables if they were sexier tbh
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 15/12/2024
I'm so sick of the drone hysteria. Literally every video I've seen claiming drones/UFOs/whatever in the last week has just been planes. It's so mind numbingly stupid 🤦🏻‍♂️
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 14/12/2024
I really like Go, but Rust is absolutely demolishing it in the mascot department. The Go gopher is cute and all, but it just doesn't have the same appeal as 🦀crab🦀
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 14/12/2024
There are two kinds of people in this world: those who think Die Hard is a Christmas movie and those who are wrong
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 13/12/2024
Common Windows L
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 13/12/2024
Just finished my platelet donation. I always feel drained after I'm done but it's so worth it. If you aren't afraid of needles and a little bit of pain please consider donating! There's always a constant need for blood, platelets, and plasma ❤️ Platelets especially, they can't be stored long term!
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 12/12/2024
Every time I go to the dentist this comic from The Far Side pops into my head
A comic from The Far Side. A man is reclining on a dentist's chair. His mouth is open with several tools and tubes protruding out of it. The man is looking up at the dentist with wide eyes.

A dentist is standing over him with a tennis ball in his hand and his assistant is standing behind him holding another tool. The comic is captioned "Now open even wider, Mr. Stevens... Just out of curiosity, we're going to see if we can also cram in this tennis ball".
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 12/12/2024
Looks like today is the day I start to fall behind on Advent of Code 😅 Had a dentist appointment then in a couple hours I'm donating platelets so I probably won't be feeling well enough to finish. Still happy with how far I've gotten so far, in past years I usually gave up by day 6
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Brian Altano @brianaltano.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Been producing a new album for a few years now and I’m super proud of it even if it’s taking way longer than expected. If there was a magic button that would let AI finish it for me, I wouldn’t push it. The MAKING STUFF part is the best part of the whole process. The work is the reason I do it.
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Whitney Merrill @wbm312.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Hey you! Hope you have a good day!
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 11/12/2024
Oh yeah we're in December now let's gooooo 😤 Clearly if I keep obsessively checking the order page it will arrive even sooner
A screenshot of an Amazon order. It says "Now arriving December 31. Previously expected January 3". Below the text is an image of the product - two sticks of RAM.
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ImportedReality @importedreality.com · 10/12/2024
I don't care how bad my lactose intolerance gets, I will always be physically incapable of saying no to lasagna
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