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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

@impliedsalad.bsky.social
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Heather (she/her) | Regulr ol' neurodivergent gay trans girl putting the mess into hot mess | Recovering former software/tech dev | Possible NSFW on occasion so 🔞

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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Welcome to Little Texas. Send help.
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
i want out
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Bigtime yep
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
In 2002 I had an internship that, per hour, paid over 35% more than I make now (without taking into account "2002 money vs today money"). I'm also fewer hours now.
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Other 🏳️‍⚧️ ppl: "There's no way I could have had that done / gotten through it without the wonderful support of my amazing partner(s)!" Me:
The shrugging "guess I'll die" meme guy
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
cant take this
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
too little too late
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Also, as someone who actually has real tourettes and ISN'T trying to be a big influencer personality: Most of the tourette's influencer videos those of you without tourette's keep spreading are the absolute most unrealistic, or at least atypical, examples of it I can even imagine.
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
PSA
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Literally 90% of people with Tourette's DO NOT have Coprolalia. And not everyone with Coprolalia has Tourette's. ***DO NOT say "Tourette's" when you're talking about Coprolalia***
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
so alone
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
When your situation is uncommon, it's really frustrating to walk the line between "being seen at all" and "attention whore".
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Ah yes, mid-Feb, the time when the toxic positivity crew crawl out to relationship-splain at the singles. Protip for the partnered: Believing you're worthy is rarely the issue. The issue is finding another who finds you worthy. And not just "worthy of someone else, just not me". Hope that helps.
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
every day is a waking nighmare, and i don't mean current events
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
i give up
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
im so alone
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
"If I could fix myself I'd... ...but it's too late for me." m.youtube.com/watch?v=BO-i...
m.youtube.com
The Fragile
YouTube video by Nine Inch Nails - Topic
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Geordi no/yes meme. No: "Assigned Gender". Yes: "Coerced gender"
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Once ICE is abolished, can we finally do the same for Dubbya's sick fucking perverts over at TSA Security Theatre?
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Explains a lot about why so much of the gamer community's been such a toxic trash heap for awhile.
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
The old "evolution of a programmer" bit needs updated with a new final step.
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
If only I'd heard this back in 1999!
other[s] learn later in life.
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
"This raises new questions about Joe Biden's health"
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Emphasis on the word "some", to be clear. (This IS the internet.)
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Some sports fans really can't handle that their hobby isn't as universal as they make it out to be.
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Disney's been pumping out Star Wars and it's been awhile since Paramount finally remembered they had Star Trek to make money off of. Isn't it about time for some Stargate by now?
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
God dammit
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alyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Astonishing that the tech sector response to a deep text processing tool that also has an autocomplete function is to hand over control of vast sections of their lives to it, and then start bugging the rest of us to do the same.
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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 29/01/2026
way too sleepy to not be getting touched inappropriately by a girl who doesn't care about my consent right now,,
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kevansevans @kevansevans.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Explaining #ADHD
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Ralph Wiggum: "(chuckles) I'm in danger."
Venn diagram of ADHD, Autism and cPTSD symptoms. Almost everything is circled.Venn diagram of ADHD, Autism and cPTSD symptoms.
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RJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · 31/01/2026
I have never been moved to tears by a quirky tech youtuber before. I really need folks to see the last 15 minutes of this even if you can't commit to the whole thing. youtu.be/KtQ9nt2ZeGM?...
youtu.be
You are being misled about renewable energy technology.
YouTube video by Technology Connections
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Xodium @xodium.net · 31/01/2026
good god. That final 15 minutes was just so cathartic to hear. This is the prime example of using your platform for the greater good.
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I feel like this post has been aging depressingly well.
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I never paid attention to 4chan so my timeline has never been more confusing than it is today.
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Well, shit
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Lies and disappointment. All anything ever is. The few things that aren't, are just set ups for disappointment.
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Still not happy with the apparent beauty pageant casting for most of the student characters, but I guess it just wouldn't be star trek without that BS would it?
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Ep4 was waaay better, hoping ep3 (and the first two, to a slightly lesser extent) ends up just being an outlier. Color grading is still god awful though.
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Old enough to remember when you could simply drag the task bar anywhere you wanted on screen. Now reverting part of this functionality is some new feature that requires user consultation? Jesus, Microslop are so lost.
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
It came out just in time to be key part of me working through my post-crack self-doubt phase. Later, I showed it to one of the first people I came out to, and it ended up cracking their egg.
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
These may come in handy.
Clippy: "Those goalposts you're moving look heavy. Would you like help?"Clippy: "It looks like you're constructing a strawman. Would you like help?"Therapist: "Is this dichotomy of yours in the room with us right now?"
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
It's become easy to tell which people have that brainworm by looking at their attitude toward, and usage of, genAI.
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
The tech world's been heavily infested with a thoroughly uncritical "newer equals gooder" brainworm for a long while, but the whole genAI shitshow seems to have finally made that more apparent than ever to people outside the industry. It's nice to see that silver lining.
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