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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

@impliedsalad.bsky.social

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Heather (she/her) | Regulr ol' neurodivergent gay trans girl putting the mess into hot mess | Recovering former software/tech dev | Possible NSFW on occasion so 🔞

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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Other 🏳️‍⚧️ ppl: "There's no way I could have had that done / gotten through it without the wonderful support of my amazing partner(s)!" Me:

The shrugging "guess I'll die" meme guy

Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

so alone

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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Geordi no/yes meme. No: "Assigned Gender". Yes: "Coerced gender"

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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

If only I'd heard this back in 1999!

other[s] learn later in life.

Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Ralph Wiggum: "(chuckles) I'm in danger."

Venn diagram of ADHD, Autism and cPTSD symptoms. Almost everything is circled.

Venn diagram of ADHD, Autism and cPTSD symptoms.

Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

These may come in handy.

Clippy: "Those goalposts you're moving look heavy. Would you like help?"

Clippy: "It looks like you're constructing a strawman. Would you like help?"

Therapist: "Is this dichotomy of yours in the room with us right now?"

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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

An plain ordinary circle, with a speech bubble saying "You suck". Caption: "Circle Jerk"

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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

"So, take the prez... Please!" *badum tsss*

Rodney Dangerfield on stage

Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

O. M. G. This really needed to be a special secure message? You couldn't have just put it in the email itself? You made me log in just for this?

Announcements

...some important updates and reminders as we start off 2026.

1) Please keep an eye out for paperwork coming through your client portal from your clinician in the coming days. We have made edits and updates to some of our forms which require your review and signature. We must regularly complete symptom screenings which will be included in this paperwork as well.

2) If you have not already uploaded a photo of your ID please do so as soon as possible. This is required by Medicaid and Medicare guidelines and regulations. To upload securely via the Client Portal app follow these steps:

Go to Documents > View All...

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...via the Client Portal app follow these steps:

Go to Documents > View All
Click UPLOAD NEW
Select Take Photo
Snap a photo of your ID, tap OK, then Continue

3) Lastly, if your insurance has changed as of the start of the year please be sure to let your clinician know as soon as possible to prevent delays in billing and/or treatment.

Thank you, and be well!

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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

"So I'm thinking about getting the surgery." "Which one?" "Oh, you know..."

How to Upgrade to a 3-Way Smart Switch

Ask This Old House

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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Maybe this one'll be strong enough to cleanse today's timeline.

Taco Bell branded Scott "Fiesta Strength" bathroom tissues. "12 big rolls" (not my pic, btw)

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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

When it's time for your electrolysis appointment

Hellraiser's Pinhead

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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

*glancing over at the copy of Welcome to Dorly Hall right next to me*

Awkward look monkey puppet meme

Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Futurama: "We're owl exterminators"

Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Idiocracy's "Time Masheen"

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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Oh hey, it's after midnight. Guess who's 4 year HRTitiversary itit is!

One boob hanging out.

Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Mission accomplished.

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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

I love it when the timeline aligns

Thw above comment followed immediately by a post by "doomsmoker (just memes)" with an image in the "you wouldn't download..." style saying "I would actually"

Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

I swear to god, webdevs these days have become the absolute dumbest MFers in existence.

Search filter screen on a shopping website. At the bottom there are two buttons: "Clear All", and an unknown one that's nearly completely covered up by a non-dismissable, non-moveable "Live Help?" widget. And no, tapping the close "X" doesn't activate the filters, it cancels them.

Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Genius egg me reacting to straight guys: "So, you say you find femininity attractive, yet you claim you'd hate to be a girl? Curious..."

Columbo

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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Freakin undead KOSA yet again

The red Blood Skeleton from Castlevania Symphony of the Night. "Revives due to blood soaked bones."

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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

It's been depressing to realize I seem to be the only queer person anywhere near my area who's actually gotten the memo about meta being evil and not done this with it:

Spongebob burning a piece of paper meme template.

Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Only thing missing from Diagnosis Murder is an isekai-style title.

Diagnosis Murder, but retitled to "My detective son needs me to do his job for him as my unpaid second career!"

Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Victor and Five Hargreeves driving past each other meme.

Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Maslow's hierarchy of needs, but it's all just "getting treated like an adult fidget toy"

Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Hear fucking hear

Kirk in Star Trek Generations: "Besides which, I think the galaxy owes me one."

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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Onevok

Tim Russ playing a human officer on the older Enterprise (C?) in Star Trek: Generations

Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Can I get a transfer from the torment nexus to the regular one?

The nexus from Star Trek: Generations

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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Little Miss Trauma Dump

Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

TIL I'm not a real woman. (Dammit internet, yes I know that's not the intended meaning at all, and no, I'm not wanting SA. Do I really have to spell that obvious shit out? Still hurts to see shit like this pop up in my feed tho.)

"I know trans women are women because if you talk to most of us about our sexual history you'll hear about times we were coerced into sex we didn't want."

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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

neked

Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

So apparently my mom maaay have been a raging narcissist, so I've got that going for me.

An article in an ADHD magazine (ADDitude Winter 2025) about having emotionally immature or narcissistic parents. A whole bunch of it has red checkmarks and underlining drawn overtop.

Next page of the article. Red checks and underlining everywhere, including almost all bulleted items, including both items under the section about what makes emotional immaturity rise to the point of being narcissism.

Beginning of third page, showing one more item in the list of what constitutes narcissism. Red check and underlines, of course.

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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Did you know clothing comes with a handy bookmark?

The book "Adulthood is a Gift" by Sarah Andersen with a bookmark in it that's really just a clothing tag that says "Do not remove. Returns will only be accepted if this tag is still attached."

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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Not much, apparently.

Interviewer:
So are you stopping telling jokes about transgender people because you want to avoid those jokes being misinterpreted or because you’ve reached the conclusion that those jokes are offensive?

Norm Macdonald:
I’m worried that someone might get hurt, not offended. I know other comedians that go, “If the joke is funny, I don’t care if someone gets beat up.”

Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

That guy in Caddyshack playing in a thunderstorm, about to get a big surprise.

Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

I should get to the store while there's still sunlight, but all it takes is one random good looking gal to bring on the spiraling again. Love emotional trauma, just love it.

Screaming Spongebob "I fucking love..." meme template.

Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

I want my goddamn life back, you son of a bitch

Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

talos iv or bust, if they can do that

Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Leslie Nielson in "Police Squad" having a shootout at a distance of like 5 feet.

Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

"So what's the difference between Discovery and Strange New Worlds?"

Discovery's Ash Tyler with a traumatized expression saying "They flayed his skin..."

The Strange New Worlds crew performing the big finish of a musical dance number on the Enterprise's bridge.

Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

/facepalm Ok, maybe not my finest moment.

Two of my consecutive posts.

Post 1:
It occurs to me that about 99% of the problems our society has would vanish if people weren't so massively stupid.

Post 2:
I lost my TV remote last night and still haven't found it so I'm stuck using my TV's phone app. So that sucks. I hope I didn't throw it away again.

Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

A little snack while you read.

A bag of "Clancy's Wavy Potato Chips" with "Tom" added in front of the title.