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@impearlism.bsky.social
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18. britcom stuff with a side of american comedy. art occasionally, too ⚠️ 17+ account. fandom-typical warnings apply.

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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
xhitter is such a misinformation rampant place (iykyk) but if i speak about it - i’ll get called a defender of something i obviously am not defending - i’ll get called a defender of something by “defending” someone when i’m just stating the facts straight instead of relying on gossip shrug
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sorry if i don’t seem active i’m depressed and touching grass
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i should be excited ab grace reiter on snl but instead i’m feeling glad snl did the bare minimum of hiring a black woman
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Michelle Brady @dolorsitametish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A little drawing to celebrate @alexhorne.bsky.social's birthday. Thanks for all the laughter, whimsy, and nonsense over the years, I hope you get plenty of each today!
A digital drawing in a sketchy style of Alex Horne making a silly face in front of a blue background. Delightfully silly little gremlin experiencing the passage of time.
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
okay I am definitely not posting this one in full here but you know where to find it! shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #art
a cropped version of a sketchy drawing with the warnings "suggestive, blood, implied violence, oh and rpf lol"
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i'm not dead here are some exchange art stuff #art
a drawing of maisie wearing ania's clothes on the couch being cornered by ania in a dress pulling her tie
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
oh okay. alex horne announcer on game changer apparently … gotta catch up with it now
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Had to try my luck at making an edit based on the knot by @watsoncomedian.bsky.social to if I leave by mitski I've never really done an edit based off a book before but I think it turned out okay enough 😂
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fig @bardling.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
this is giving
an illustration of the trojan horse with an image of chuu from loona encircled in red and pointing at the middle of the horse.
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
2 years late but someone tell him that you actually can eat jellyfish 😭😭😭 i literally had it like 2 days ago
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Every time they mention shake it up in #moafb I am reminded of the kids show with Zendaya that had a way too catchy theme song
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
So. Thank god I didn't listen to the new MOAFB episode in public.
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I apologize for the person I will become when Mark’s Ultimate Episode airs.
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
i wish we can be nicer to each other
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
first and last time i’ve taken a literature exam and felt like i did well. i would like to personally thank watto for blessing me /j
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
i haven't even finished processing cowboys yet good golly
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
his lil “yee-haw?” 😭😭😭😭 my poor heart
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
shoutout to the mf submitting homework in the class group chat at 1 am as i process the new moafb episode 😭 you’re a real one
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Afton @octopody.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
A great literary tragedy of our time: it has been impossible to own a physical copy of every book @watsoncomedian.bsky.social has ever published, because one was only released digitally. I felt compelled to remedy this. I have so many details to share. (Much more in the alt text.)
A handbound copy of Mark Watson’s One Hundred Hotel Alpha Stories, sitting on a pub table with a glass of wine, just hours before being signed. The cover is cream Nepalese lokta paper with a golden fan pattern, and the spine and corners are covered with dark blue bookcloth. It has a lighter blue ribbon bookmark. The colours were selected to match the original cover art, and the paper’s pattern was selected to align with descriptions of the hotel’s interior.The same book in the same settings, this time held open to show one of the stories inside, "Room 41, 1967." The book is printed in Times New Roman (12 pt text, 18 pt headings, 11 pt headers). The headers read “MARK WATSON” on the even pages and “100 HOTEL ALPHA STORIES” on the odd pages.100 Alpha sits on a white duvet, the spine facing the camera and The Bookbinder’s glasses resting on top. The spine reads, “ONE HUNDRED HOTEL ALPHA STORIES” and “MARK WATSON,” printed in black using the text from the original cover art. There is also a faint line drawing between the words, based on the window above the Hotel Alpha front door.
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
(typing) how... to... get... hugged and comforted to sleep... free
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
i'm very excited for the next series so i expressed it the only way i knew how. forgive me #art
a drawing of ania kissing ayoade's cheek. a doodle of paddy saying "me next? hello?" is in the background. the text reads: to another yuriful series!
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
i'm very excited for the next series so i expressed it the only way i knew how. forgive me #art
a drawing of ania kissing ayoade's cheek. a doodle of paddy saying "me next? hello?" is in the background. the text reads: to another yuriful series!
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
mark and watts (y'know, the demon from that drawing i made in january) #art
a drawing of mark being surrounded by a shadowy demon that kind of looks like him, threatening him with lightning and asking him: "Finished the episode yet? You still owe me some audience tears."
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
mark and watts (y'know, the demon from that drawing i made in january) #art
a drawing of mark being surrounded by a shadowy demon that kind of looks like him, threatening him with lightning and asking him: "Finished the episode yet? You still owe me some audience tears."
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
they never teach you how to deal with grief
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Nazariel 🏳️‍⚧️ @nazariel.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
i am dropping this and dashing in embarrassment i'm sorry #art
drawing of david and sam from last one laughing fighting on the table with cream on their faces. someone (presumably jimmy) is shouting DOORS in the background. honestly this is a hard one to add alt text to i hope this is enough
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
in today’s dreams - certain comedian i like gets exposed for Everything - phil ellis is in vietnam for some reason (need this to be true) - nish kumar stars in a short comedy movie about the first “phut hon” (in reference to that one song hai phut hon). i don’t know either
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
that old man does Not need your coddling
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
last night i dreamed that i was having chinese food with hugh dennis and he was being a total jerk? my dreams are unexplainable
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Book of Taskmaster @bookoftaskmaster.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Happy new taskmaster day to all who celebrate.
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two men are sitting on a throne with owls on the armrests
ALT: two men are sitting on a throne with owls on the armrests
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Cole @cole-amity.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
gnight to my real ones ✌️
A screenshot of an Instagram post from comedian Mark Watson. taken in July 2017, the shot depicts Nicsh Kumar and Sally Phillips during a studio recording of Taskmaster. Alex Horne can be seen on the studio screen, dressed in a white vest with the letters TM on the front. down to his. The caption reads, 'Alex Horne is really sexy. Pass it on.'
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
hugh’s birthday sweater #murderofafamousbastard #moafb #art
a drawing of shy hugh in his birthday gift sweater (orange with flower motifs). calum is having a infatuation-induced nosebleed and doing a thumbs up
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
my heart yearns to be at the melbourne comedy festival to see a certain Someone alas, Money
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
moafb: THE GUEST STAR…
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
ian sardines doodle #art #insideno9
doodle of ian from sardines, half his face is obscured
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I keep forgetting to upload what I did for the MOAFB zine, so here it is. #murderofafamousbastard #art
art of calum kissing hugh in a reference to the kiss by gustav klimt
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
reece doodles instead of sleeping #art
sketches of chibi reece and reece with snake in mouth (both angry)
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
#snluk doodles 2 #art
doodles of multiple snl uk sketches. ed boovies is watching an ass movie while eating grapes. he tries to close an annoying ad for underáge  as x-man makes the closing button smaller. unrelated doodle of the janitor(?) from the paddington bear sketch carrying a bloody bag
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
#snluk mostly mspaint doodle page #1
a sketch page of jack shep as princess diana, cat ania (saying MAH!) and confused puppy paddy, and that baby from the snl uk sketch
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I’m in this! Featuring a joke that was not supposed to be the official title for my contribution, but I don’t mind it.
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
snluk and moafb today. I am going to die of excitement
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
sometimes you gotta accept that there are drawings that you just have to trash even if you spend too long on it. this is one of them #art
unfinished sketch of cat reece on the couch fending himself from pup phil. text says "unfinished, sorry :( i am really unhappy with it, one day i'll redraw"
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Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
For where cheek art, there is the world itself, and where cheek art not, desolation.
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
the knot is a 100000/10 book but i would only recommend it with a comically giant content warning on its head. thank you watto for making me bawl like a baby at one fucking am
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steffi🥛 @diversestripes.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
why is it called the taskmaster house and not
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
reading the knot and already in pain. thanks Mr. The Author
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
weekly moafb post: i love jokingly saying something and then have it proved minutes later. has happened twice now
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pearl can’t think of a halloween name @impearlism.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
to the two ghosts fans on this app… how we feeling
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