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🇨🇷Uria🇹🇹 🥸

@imnotthegoatlol.bsky.social
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El hombre más guarro del Brooklyn | NYC | he/him | Multifandom

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🇨🇷Uria🇹🇹 🥸 @imnotthegoatlol.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Just got out of class, sitting on the bed in my briefs, eating 3 McChickens with a Protein Shake, contemplating life while high & just living the full college student experience
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mcc @dryad.technology · 09/12/2025
Relatable
Legend of Zelda screenshot. Malon: "Everyone seems to be turning evil…"
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 13/11/2025
That $6 big box hate to see me coming and they got a 3 piece for $5 so that’s $11 for a 5 piece chicken, 2 sides and a biscuit, THANGYA. Always order Popeye’ online.
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🇨🇷Uria🇹🇹 🥸 @imnotthegoatlol.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
GOOD ass game do not believe the masses| #pokemon #pokemonlegendsza
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🇨🇷Uria🇹🇹 🥸 @imnotthegoatlol.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Done with Paldea 🚬🫩🥃
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It's Ami! @knownasami.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
i'm getting to the bottom of this.
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🇨🇷Uria🇹🇹 🥸 @imnotthegoatlol.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
We just be lyin about shit
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🇨🇷Uria🇹🇹 🥸 @imnotthegoatlol.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Me trying to impress Mario & Luigi badge trade
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🇨🇷Uria🇹🇹 🥸 @imnotthegoatlol.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Pissin at this bc yall weren’t there when his ass was writing this post
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🇨🇷Uria🇹🇹 🥸 @imnotthegoatlol.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Me n this 1:50 AM Popeyes & frozen Strawberry Lemonade
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Savy @justmesavy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Why I just instinctually punched the shit out of it 😭😭😭
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Savy @justmesavy.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Down the hall to the gag
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ivan thee terrible @weirdlittlebear.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Cannot stop thinking about the leaked concept art for Punisher’s summer skin for Marvel Rivals
Concept art for slutty speedo Punisher summer skin
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killer kung-fu wolf bitch is spooky 🎃 @gogoyubari888.blacksky.app · 06/07/2025
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🇨🇷Uria🇹🇹 🥸 @imnotthegoatlol.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
IM GONNA PEE WJAT
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🇨🇷Uria🇹🇹 🥸 @imnotthegoatlol.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Currently in my bed on vacation hitting my Penjamin playing Balatro while watching S2 of Sandman with Gwendoline Christie Lucifer on my Netflix
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Savy @justmesavy.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Get the AI shit off my skyline pls
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🇨🇷Uria🇹🇹 🥸 @imnotthegoatlol.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I would like to apologize to Balatro I was not familiar with your game
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four playing cards with the word estrogen on the bottom
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Savy @justmesavy.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I GOT MY NIGGA TO PLAY BALATROOOOOOOO 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 BAE I LUV UUUUUUUUU UR MY EVERYTHANGGGGGGGGG
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a man and a woman are standing in front of a door with a sign on the wall that says oak
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SWAYHEM @swayart.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Psylocke [Redesign Commission] (WIP)
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🇨🇷Uria🇹🇹 🥸 @imnotthegoatlol.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Convinced i’m just never going to have a good Pride month 🚬🫩
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 13/06/2025
JT will host a Pride Month fundraiser T-shirt release in NYC on June 20th. Proceeds will go toward the Trans Justice Funding Project.
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Savy @justmesavy.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Thinking about mother
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Savy @justmesavy.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Saw Sinners and it was nice but i don’t get the hype
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Savy @justmesavy.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Prankster encore backshots
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christopher 🇨🇷🇯🇲 #WAWG @astonblake.blacksky.app · 16/05/2025
Costa Rica specific: Use Uber instead of taxis. Use Uber Eats. The food goes straight in a temp controlled box and the drivers are on motorcycles so your food comes fast, hot, and best of all UNTOUCHED.
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Savy @justmesavy.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
This has forever changed me
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Savy @justmesavy.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I’m so in love omg
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🇨🇷Uria🇹🇹 🥸 @imnotthegoatlol.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY MHMM
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Ricky Fontaine @officialblee.blacksky.app · 08/05/2025
Nobody more exhausting than someone that just found religion or just joined a gym. You’ve changed. We got it.
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🇨🇷Uria🇹🇹 🥸 @imnotthegoatlol.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
And when I say 17????????
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Serebii.net @serebii.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Serebii Update: As of March 31st 2025, Pokémon Scarlet & Violet has sold 26.79 million units, becoming the 2nd best selling Pokémon game of all time www.serebii.net
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🇨🇷Uria🇹🇹 🥸 @imnotthegoatlol.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
nvm got my lick back 🙂‍↕️
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🇨🇷Uria🇹🇹 🥸 @imnotthegoatlol.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Gotta work overtime as a Togekiss player in this new meta 🚬😔 #pokemontcgp
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🇨🇷Uria🇹🇹 🥸 @imnotthegoatlol.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I need a haircut bad 😩😩😩😩
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🇨🇷Uria🇹🇹 🥸 @imnotthegoatlol.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Good morning skyline! Make sure to spend time with your loved ones today 🙂‍↕️🫶
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Crisppyboat @crisppyboat.ca · 29/04/2025
The Things I do for Love 😔❤️...
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Lui @poruwiki.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Ophiuca just wants to hold Rocky's(Omega-Xis) hand. (Audio: Chowder) #drawing #digitalart #megaman #rockman #omegaxis #doodle
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🇨🇷Uria🇹🇹 🥸 @imnotthegoatlol.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Still got it 🌜✨
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heyyynyj.bsky.social @heyyynyj.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
🙋🏽‍♂️
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🇨🇷Uria🇹🇹 🥸 @imnotthegoatlol.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
:/
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Gud91 @gud91.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
The Witch's Smoking Room...
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ByronB @byronb-art.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Road to the League: Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald
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Zinozek🥯 @zektsune.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Today is my birthday lol took the opportunity to being back my first(? monstersona (/ ‘з’)/ #MonsterHunter #MHサンブレイク #MHart
A sturdy-bodied furry Mizutsune holding a plate of cheesecake
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Maki Scare-O @makinaro.com · 06/04/2025
This is like, what? The 3rd time Gumroad fucked over its userbase? Sucking shit for years now.
The gang from Always Sunny gestures at a framed image on the wall that features the Gumroad logo. Caption reads. "I've had enough of this dude."
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Kamala Harris: There were many things that we knew would happen.. I’m not here to say I told you so
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¿Mr.Whatshisname? (COMMISSIONS OPEN) @bridgeoffaust.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Smash Monkey
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Darts @zcdartz.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Hes gonna make you go bananas
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🇨🇷Uria🇹🇹 🥸 @imnotthegoatlol.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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