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Ashton Thee Ketchum

@lightchrissy.blacksky.app
3.3K followers 913 following 9.8K posts

Gym stuff, thirst traps, and personality. 😏 📍 Houston 📍 IG: Lightchrissy 📍👻: ashtonketchummm

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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
“They pray and pray for her downfall”
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026
Drop a couple hundred tell em WHATTT???? 👂🏾🤷🏾
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026
Yall can never make me hate “Get Me Bodied”
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 05/09/2026
Houston but close enough. Lol
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 04/09/2026
Proof of existence.
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 30/08/2026
Orange is tryna get that farmer vote by changing up the beef regulations because he knows he pissed them off.
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 30/08/2026
Random but I know Whitney would’ve loved Cardi down.
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 30/08/2026
💪🏾 😂😂😂
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 30/08/2026
When you he , I ha.
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 30/08/2026
Him: “I identify as poly” jokingly Me: “You finna identify as single too” 😂😂😂😂
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 30/08/2026
I’m a.. Taurus ☀️ Taurus 🌙 Leo Rising ⬆️ & you?
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 29/08/2026
“I’m like a spy, studied this shit, call me KGB”
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 29/08/2026
I kicked ass in the gym this week.
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 28/08/2026
Hey gays!
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 28/08/2026
The mix on America Has A Problem is slightly different than the remix with Kendrick.
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 28/08/2026
I pulled out a dry erase board and did a presentation for bae today on how not to piss me off. 😂😂😂😂
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Will 🎮🫯 @iamwilliamp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It’s always the Taylor Swift and fist pumping music and I need it to have more of this.. just a little bit
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Megan Thee
ALT: Megan Thee
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 28/08/2026
Anybody wanna battle? Pokemon Champions
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 27/08/2026
Putting in work. 💪🏾
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 27/08/2026
I’ll be so glad when the hookah, Taka Vodka glazed lemon pepper wings, grass wall, segregated in a section, $80 at the door even if you bought a ticket because you made it after 6:35 pm, line down the street, I paid to skip the line but there’s a line for the skip line , culture comes to an end.
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 27/08/2026
They don’t want to play cunty music in the gay clubs no more.
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 27/08/2026
OMG you den lost you mother-freaka -mind!
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 26/08/2026
Ponytail has to know she’s wrong for putting all them adlibs and runs on the Petal songs on tour, but not on the album.
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 26/08/2026
I say this all the time but please let Aaliyah rest in peace, lord.
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
Target releasing that costume is a dog whistle. They’re letting THAT population know that no matter how much they apologize, it’s just for profit. Like “we’re still down for the cause” we just need their dollars again and Pastor Holy W*#re had the nerve to say the boycott was over that one time.
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
“Drop a couple hundred tell em WHAT”
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Flomillicharts Baddies
ALT: Flomillicharts Baddies
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 24/08/2026
Gym ✅
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 24/08/2026
Pose for the cam, fuck it up, eyes on me like 📸📸 and this ass be tilted, make it hard to focus.
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 24/08/2026
Carlos King is so biased.
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 24/08/2026
Have a kick ass week! ☀️
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 24/08/2026
I’m an Arianator but this album still hasn’t grown on me. I’m sad. It feels bland, like it lacks personality.
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Ma$on @masonfromtwitter.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
More famous than King Arthur's round table
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 23/08/2026
This nigga strict af.
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 23/08/2026
I am ALWAYS tickled whenever any of the rap girlies bring a purse on stage.
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 22/08/2026
Hey Yawl! ✌🏾
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 22/08/2026
When I don’t feel somebody, I’m very Kandi Burruss about the situation, very Taurus-ey ♉️ 😂
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 22/08/2026
One of my biggest gym pet peeves: do not block someone’s line of vision to a mirror unless you absolutely have no choice to. It’s equivalent to standing in front of the tv.
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 22/08/2026
I wish it was like Doja Cat or somebody on “Pose” (Flo) . That video would’ve ate.
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 22/08/2026
Every group needs a cool/swag/aesthetic/vibe person and I think historically whether it’s the public, the labels, or the group member themselves they never account for it and act like that person brings less value for lack of talent but that’s a talent and ppl who have to work for it envy that.
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 22/08/2026
Ppl calling Stella and Jorga “Hoot & Holler” is funny to me. 😂
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 22/08/2026
Nene is one of the most iconic reality tv personality. Like Top 5 ever. Like literally universally “White Refrigerator” means get your cookies up. 😂
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 22/08/2026
My dad saying “White Refrigerator” is funny af. Because he don’t mind telling us we’re broke (playfully). Our family has two sports Football and Reality TV.
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 22/08/2026
Also, im an extrovert and an introvert and I always ignore my introverted side until I’m burnt out from being social and life makes me go inward.
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 22/08/2026
NGL, I learned how to keep enough distance between me and ppl to not get triggered because when I go there I become Cardi but I ain’t prepare for a relationship, like where a person is required to be up close and personal. It shows me where I still need work and but irks tf out of me. 😂
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 22/08/2026
My dude calls me “Crashout Christian” and I just think “Chrashtian” is a better play on words. 😂
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 22/08/2026
I can’t wait for Tinashe’s album. So far I’m 3/3.
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 22/08/2026
Good morning! ☀️
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 22/08/2026
Why do barbers think spraying enhancements on men is equivalent to a wig install?
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 19/08/2026
Shully, Gully, and Mercy.
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Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 19/08/2026
That iPhone Fold about to be buggy as hell.
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