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Hendrik

@imgorad.bsky.social
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Gen X tabletop gamer, co-author of tabletop rules and writer of hopefully entertaining fluff (the stuff in rulebooks which is not rules), collector and occasional painter of miniatures, fan of fantasy and science fiction books

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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nice one! 😁
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Slutty Witch walks through a supermarket on her phone, her black cat Lord Nibbles at her feet. The vampire remarks, "Looks like everyone's a witch nowadays." Lord Nibbles jumps in his shopping cart. Panel 2: The vampire pushes the shopping cart with the cat inside and says to the witch "You should be glad. Witches are cool now." Panel 3: The vampire happily says, "Just like sucking people off is cool now, too!" Panel 4: Lord Nibbles in the cart looks mortified. "You've GOT to stop calling it that."
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Isn't this what infantry all over the world does regularly, though?
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Evocative.
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Drat. I'm sorry. ☹️
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good grief, just so much nope!
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I dunno. If it has sufficient heft and rattle, I can see it adding to the vibes for e.g. a Steampunk game. It needs to be clunky and sonorous rather than cheap and tinny, though. Mind you, I co-author a tabletop game which is expressly anti-dice, so I may be biased. 😉
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They could be a race of "thumblings" and only the ball is 28mm scale?
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well, that's you told, oldtimer. 😉 Enjoy getting back into the painting thing again.
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Maybe they're big fans of monochrome art? 🤷
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That seems very harsh. Surely you could go and just have a look? It can't hurt to just have a look, can it? <tempt, tempt>
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As somebody who pins everything they possibly can (sometimes even cutting a screw thread), I have to now go and see whether I have enough spare time to take up the challenge (I probably won't but I am sorely tempted). I know I have that kit around somewhere.
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sorry about your injuries. Why do they still fall off? What is giving way? The pin bit in the foot or the pin bit in the wagon? And why did you not drill into the heel so you could drill up a bit of the ankle and leg as well? Maybe use thinner wire and drill bit for snotlings?
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Knew it the moment I saw it. Sorry other competitors, but: it has ears! Well-deserved win. Congrats to Tammi. 😀🥂
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Right? Sounded like he was regretting some life choices there at first read.
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Steel must be stainless. You don't want unsolicited rust in your paints.
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well, if ten seconds does you... I usually have it on for a good thirty per burst. But then I am a more infrequent painter. As for agitators: I can thoroughly recommend M5 stainless steel nuts - the more irregular shape makes for more efficient mixing than a smooth ball.
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've never seen actual, physical taste as a criterion for paint selection by an adult. 😁
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am not sure that having their faces printed on toilet paper and the proxy access to peoples' genitalia would be considered "payment" by at least some of the individuals concerned. And, speaking as an EU citizen with a love for your country - just rejoin, okay? We can sort that stuff out later.
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Vroom vroom! Noice!
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's so PINK! 😀
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The monster poking out of the hatch is adorable.
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love the ears. And the paint scheme, of course.
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tricky. I think the black would suit you better but might look too sombre for a wedding. The green, on the other hand, looks more like spring/summer than autumn and might make you look a bit pale and washed-out. On balance, I am leaning more towards the black.
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Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Pumpkin Spice Marines should join chapters with these folks -- Best. Bake sales. In. The. Imperium.
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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Miss Piggy as Eowyn stabs the witch king in the face and yells
HI-YAAA!
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well done for putting the bins out early. Really appreciate it.
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
Godzilla, but he be chibi.
Illustration: Chibi Godzilla about to destroy downtown Tokyo, but adorably.
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Tabletop Tinkering @tabletoptinkering.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
💀 BACK IN STOCK🌹 I managed to source some more of this fabric so our best selling dice tray is back! You can fit 3 sets of dice around the outside. Available at www.tabletoptinkering.com, free UK shipping over £40 so go snag some dice to go with it. Treat yoself! #smallbusiness #ttrpg #dnd
A black acrylic 7 sided dice tray with fabric skull and rose lining
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Sep 30th 2026 (Medium), in 04:57 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com Slowly getting the hang of this, I think.
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Really looking forward to this one. I'm too slow and too busy to take part myself, but I always really enjoy the stuff that gets submitted.
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Karina Schaapman @karinaschaapman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Druk druk druk
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Of course you do. Nothing wrong with that. My reply was more aimed at Maisie and young people these days. (I have actually had one such person genuinely laugh out loud when I pulled mine from my breast pocket).
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They ARE practical, though. Mumble, mumble, <schmoll>
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The singing wasn't even mentioned.
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yep. My owning a folding leather wallet for my mobile phone (and declaring it to be "practical") was cited as evidence. Among confused mumblings of "there's a difference?". I restrained myself to as much of a belligerent hand gesture as my creaking joints and office decorum would allow.
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Sep 29th 2026 (Medium), in less than 7 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com Now we just to speed things up a little bit.
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
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Holly 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @mxhollyclara.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just awesome
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Allegedly they, um, "proceed" to one end of the stage, strike a pose, and "proceed" to the other end, is how I had it described to me.
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ianthemouthofmadness.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 28/09/2026
new Myconia warriors fresh from test moulds. hopefully in the shop this week!
five mushroom guys armed with stone weapons and fungus shields.
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ooh, they're currently gigging in this country. The term "geriatric shuffling" was mentioned in connection therewith.
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You think that's bad? Today I learnt that my Millennial colleagues don't talk about Gen X because they're lumping us in with Boomers.
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That's a bit nice. Where is the model from?
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bookshelfmogged or bookshelfcontentmogged?
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nope, that fact somehow stuck in my mind from the first time I heard about it. I did spend some brief time considering Tony Blair but decided he was nowhere near posh enough.
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wait, isn't Rees-Mogg Catholic? Or does he not fall under this definition of fancy people?
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was still hung up on "but they didn't have colours to discard, they were whiteshields" when the punchline struck me. Nice work.
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And which step is profit? I'm confused now.
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This sounds like a trap. Are you a vampire? You have to tell us. Get well soon.
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