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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker

@imdanchu.bsky.social
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Professional Seahawks armchair analyst. Amateur Dad trying to grind tape in between diaper changes.

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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jumping on this super late but decided to list some games I put serious hours into, in chronological order, all before high school. So many old classics I wanted to add here that didn’t make the cut 🥲
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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dante Pettis and Brenden rice woof they are down bad with receiver depth
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Carter @seacarson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SEAHAWKS vs WAS Special Teams THREAD Miscommunication on block handoff between #33 (Velus) & #44 (Surratt). Shaheed burns the angle and picks up some good yardage off some real solid blocks from #18 (Arroyo) & #43 (M. Hook) Arroyo (unintentionally?) traps his guy 💪
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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Death, taxes, and on any given Sunday, any team can win.
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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gotta say, this the most normal I’ve ever felt after the Seahawks lost a game as a contender. Obv it sucks and even in the moment the comeback rally gave me hope, but yeah idk. Reason we lost doesn’t feel like some unfixable/dire situation. Just stop giving the football away.
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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HB Lombardi strikes again
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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My god that tackle the commanders player made, taking a thigh to the crown of the helmet is basically what happened to me years ago and almost left me paralyzed
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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AJ Finley 6'2", 202lb, Age 25 (#30) my first watch so these are initial reactions of things that stand out. seems like a competent leader, shouting to get his cb in position and shading over the naked wr until he gets there. then comms w bud to roll coverage. didn't panic.
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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Filtering for some AJ Finley preseason tape then I see Bud Clark at split safety and remember what we lost 💔💔💔💔
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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
demonnwori
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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my goodness jobe. teach tape press man rep. hand fights to keep leverage in phase and cuts him off from getting verticle, using the sideline to squeeze him out. wilson eventually gives up and has no chance to get under the ball so love capitalizes on the free ham & cheese
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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
fleury is hilarious man. 4th quarter, runs the exact same play az ran in the 1st quarter but out of empty and jsn does the rest. mogged mike lafleur on national television. he had to be so damn pissed 😭😭
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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rodney Thomas II, 6’1” 196 lbs (#24) Split safety at the top of the screen. Grown ass man who wants all the smoke. Michael Wilson (6’2” 213 lbs) comes in to deliver a big block downfield but Thomas sees him and stuns him with a lowered shoulder and tosses him aside like a child
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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
demonnwori
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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my goodness jobe. teach tape press man rep. hand fights to keep leverage in phase and cuts him off from getting verticle, using the sideline to squeeze him out. wilson eventually gives up and has no chance to get under the ball so love capitalizes on the free ham & cheese
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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
fleury is hilarious man. 4th quarter, runs the exact same play az ran in the 1st quarter but out of empty and jsn does the rest. mogged mike lafleur on national television. he had to be so damn pissed 😭😭
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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Prime example of how not all great plays will show up on a stat sheet or be rewarded/recognized by advanced analytics. Thomas breaks his own coverage rule to save his teammate from the biggest threat on the field. Very instinctual player. As Karl Scott once said:
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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rodney Thomas II, 6’1” 196 lbs (#24) Split safety at the top of the screen. Grown ass man who wants all the smoke. Michael Wilson (6’2” 213 lbs) comes in to deliver a big block downfield but Thomas sees him and stuns him with a lowered shoulder and tosses him aside like a child
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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point 🧑‍🦲
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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Controversial take here but maybe penix wasn’t a 3 nfl receivers + grubb merchant, but that the 3 nfl receivers + grubb were simply penix merchants the whole time
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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No timetable for return… I’m scared he’s missing up to half the season again 🥺
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Ben @bseahawk14.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
MM keeps getting away with it
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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So I’m watching some week 2 tape from my phone while laying in bed and I am becoming Pritchett pilled. His footwork and technique are pure cinema man. Super twitchy with no wasted steps when changing direction. C2 flat but recognizes the corner threat from 2 and melts straight back to trap it.
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RustyCoal @rustycoal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Live feed of danchu watching Pritchett
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Man's Selfie with Feet Up in Background
ALT: Man's Selfie with Feet Up in Background
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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So I’m watching some week 2 tape from my phone while laying in bed and I am becoming Pritchett pilled. His footwork and technique are pure cinema man. Super twitchy with no wasted steps when changing direction. C2 flat but recognizes the corner threat from 2 and melts straight back to trap it.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Taking off my analyst hat for a sec…I’m very happy for Michael Penix Jr. Tonight must feel really special for him.
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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do we have another deep safety available besides Rodney Thomas?? Very lucky the commanders have no offense rn but I am highly concerned Love’s achilles is a ticking time bomb
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One Last Post 4: geno nation rises @cmikesspinmove.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#Seahawks demolished AZ's run game, but LaFleur did find some structural weak spots against their 4-down over-g structure w/ 13p Lone TE creates a 3-man surface to the Nose side. Because Seattle is ball-fitting, the WLB can't establish presence in the B-gap, which keeps the combo on the 2i.
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
derick hall's head on Humpy the salmon, captioned 
trying to hump but i can't see behind me
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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Absolutely hilarious that this pa boot failed spectacularly because of Derick Hall. He sets up the RT with an inside out move off his first step to beat him off the edge, concerts speed to power with a long arm thru his chest for a quick pressure and qb hit. Terminator.
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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Absolutely hilarious that this pa boot failed spectacularly because of Derick Hall. He sets up the RT with an inside out move off his first step to beat him off the edge, concerts speed to power with a long arm thru his chest for a quick pressure and qb hit. Terminator.
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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Price seems to have all the real injury and durability issues that fans/media/coaches projected onto Walker the past year. The irony of all listed parties downplaying it as if there’s no long term concern for pookie.
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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Geno operating well with good protection. Seems like he’s lost some wrt twitchiness and arm strength but he’s definitely still playable and a positive contributor when surrounded by competent coaching and players
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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Great to see Russ on NFL Today relaxed, showing his personality, and having fun instead of the over-polished politician version of himself when he was playing
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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My coach is just built different man. He’s not even 40 yet
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TOUR Seahawks coach Mike Macdonald’s stunning 10-acre Seattle sanctuary
YouTube video by Graham Bensinger
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Carter @seacarson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Mookie Alexander @mookiealexander.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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jolleen @jolleen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
bucky dent do you know how to play defensive tackle?
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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
1.3M impressions and you never faced a blitz. Congrats man. You may have the highest score of all time wrt qb tier lists.
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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Giving the pure data based analysis because I didn’t watch AZ play week 1: The cardinals got most of their success running to the perimeter so they won’t share that same success week 2 bc Tank, Chenna, and Termi are going to be setting some friggin’ edges in the run game
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RustyCoal @rustycoal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
should leave the top tier as "Mahomes" but then just have Josh Allen in it
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One Last Post 4: geno nation rises @cmikesspinmove.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Gravity of Murphy. If MM knows teams are going to slide to him, especially in 5 man protection, SEA can dictate where the ball has to go and kill their pass offense by default. 3 v 2 weak, wasting 3 blockers to the boundary. Forces QB to throw into the cap/rotation.
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Carter @seacarson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
an attempt at a QB tier list
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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How we feeling chat?
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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
workshopping some quarterback takes
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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Geno looks like he’s got his placement and zip back. Maybe he was really injured all year with the raiders on top of having chip kelly sabotage the offense
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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The "keep politics out of sports" people pulled off the greatest psyop of my lifetime because they somehow convinced people that ESPN was non-stop politics when it wasn't remotely true and the end result is that ESPN is now more political than it's ever been in its existence.
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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
360 no scope headshot
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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nothing can hurt me after the diamond formation play with deejay dallas
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
it’s not often that a formation makes me laugh out loud but this one did it. absolutely beautiful replacing your left tackle with jsn and splitting the left tackle out on the right
a formation where jsn is the left tackle and the left tackle is split out past the tight end on the right
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