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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 07/10/2026

For anyone that watched & had a chuckle at Cocaine Bear a few years ago, I'd be remiss if I didn't share that these movies also exist for some reason: CrackCoon Attack of the Meth Gator Cocaine Werewolf Cocaine Crabs from Outer Space Ebola Rex Cocaine Roach Cocaine Shark Killer Sofa Velocipastor

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Hawaii enacted a law that could neuter Citizens United. Montana could soon follow suit via a ballot referendum. Here's what you should know about the plans to get Big Money out of politics — and how they could be replicated where you live.

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Could This Actually End Citizens United?

Montana — yes, deep red Montana — has a plan to effectively neuter Citizens United.No Supreme Court ruling or constituti

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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 05/10/2026

Phenomenal marketing by the Nebraska athletic department. I am always curious how something like this come together? Who calls who?

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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 29/09/2026

So it doesn't get lost in the obvious, let it be known that the source that broke the news about Dennis Haskins' death (Mr. Belding from Head of the Class) was... Dimple's Karoke Bar in Burbank, CA.

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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 20/09/2026

So I get to work a year longer so people like you have an extra trillion to "give back" to the billionaires? HARD PASS.

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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 19/09/2026

if you’re the white woman who was picking up a bat in downtown minneapolis on hennepin ave between washington & 3rd on 9/15 at noon, the minnesota department of health would like to talk to you because that shit was RABID! i would also like to talk to you because girl, wtf

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DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH
protecting, maintaining and improving the health of il Minesotans
RABID BAT FOUND ON SIDEWALK
On Tuesday, September 15 at about 12pm, a bat was found on the sidewalk on Hennepin Ave between N. Washington Ave and N 3°St.
The bat died and was sent for rabies testing. This bat tested positive for
rabies.
A woman was seen crouching by the bat and putting it into a bag. She was described as a 25-to-30-year-old white woman, about 5'5", with curly brown hair and a curly-haired golden retriever-like dog. If this was you, please call 911 and ask to be connected to Animal Care & Control.
Bites from bats are tiny, may be painless, and may not leave a mark. An person who had physical contact or touched this bat should talk with health care provider this weekend for assessment. During the week, Minnesota Department of Health can also provide rabies assessments at 651-201-5414.
If vou did not touch or have any contact with the bat, you have no risk of rabies and do not need shots.

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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 07/09/2026

For anyone waiting out the delay in the Nebraska - Mizzou match… This would not be the first time a college sporting event gets cancelled because of condensation on the court. Time to call it. www.reddit.com/r/CollegeBas...

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From the CollegeBasketball community on Reddit: Marquette-Ohio State game on the USS Yorktown canceled due to condensation on the court. Marquette's Steve Taylor shows just how slick the court was.

Explore this post and more from the CollegeBasketball community

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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 06/09/2026

Western Michigan can still win if Mike Pence just has the courage.

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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 28/08/2026

Not sure, but I'd be willing to give it a shot.

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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 02/08/2026

In the upcoming MLB labor negotiations, the general public will be on the side of the owners and it will be the fault of the Dodgers.

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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 28/07/2026

Everyone has been the youngest person on the planet for a brief moment.

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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 23/07/2026

I don't know that I've ever seen it's full government name spelled out like that.

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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 06/07/2026

"Shut up and paint your goddamn house!"

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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 03/07/2026

Just an awful reversal. VAR reviews need to be like replay in the NFL - has to be an OBVIOUS wrong call or you stick with the call on the field. Third time VAR has failed fans in two nights. So sad. #FIFAWorldCup #WorldCup2026

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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 01/07/2026

Man. I feel awful for Senegal. But can someone better versed in the rule book tell me how that foul ended up a PK? I thought the foul had to occur in the box - and that was clearly...not.

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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 17/04/2026

The season 2 finale of The Pitt might be a top 5 episode of TV ever.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao

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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 30/03/2026

#UnpopularOpinion - Project Hail Mary was very good, but the turn toward buddy comedy for 30 minutes sort of took me out of it.

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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 22/03/2026

That last shot going in would have been the most Nebraska athletics thing ever. WOULD have been. Go Big Red.

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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 21/03/2026

The internet got better at making money for people. So they did.

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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 12/03/2026

To the creators of DTF St. Louis - I love the show, but could you have not at least made a *minimal* effort to make the setting in St. Louis believable. Literally nothing is accurate. #stl

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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 07/03/2026

I've heard of other countries doing something called a "vote of no confidence." Do we have one of those that we can use?

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Jason Cohen @asmartbear.com · 04/03/2026

Your next sale won't be a 1000-seat order from Google. But is your homepage written as if this is the target? Formal, obtuse, corporate-speak, pretending to be a mature, stable company. You’re alienating your actual best customers.

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You’re a little company, now act like one

You’re afraid that looking like being a small company means you’ll lose sales. It’s actually the opposite -- you’re alienating your best customers.

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

U.S. men's hockey with Curt-Schilling-in-Boston levels of good will squandering. A 25-mile lead in the good will marathon and they tripped on their dicks right at the finish line.

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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 25/02/2026

Just asked my two girls - 23 and 21 - the same question. Same response. Both knew who Al Gore was, but didn't know he was Clinton's VP. Just knew about the election v. Bush.

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Angry Byrd @tylerbigbyrd.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

You have to show ID to register to vote, if you are in a state that doesn't require it at the polls, you still have to say who the hell you are, and then it all has to all match up. People pretending illegals are voting are not only dishonest, but they are useful idiots. Don't be an idiot.

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Arizona Right Watch @azrww.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 30/01/2026

If anyone out there is sitting on a unreleased Michelle Obama documentary, they have a chance to do the funniest thing ever.

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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 25/01/2026

Given the state of affairs in the US, why am I choosing to spend my Saturday night making myself MORE ANXIOUS ON PURPOSE by watching this dude climb up the outside of a #skyscraper on #Netflix? I'm a moron, right?

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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 21/01/2026

So many numbers and stats from DJT this morning. What's the over / under on how many are actually not made up? 4%? 6%?

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Congresswoman Robin Kelly @robinkelly.house.gov · 08/01/2026

I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy. She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.

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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 30/12/2025

While waiting for a flight to leave Dulles, we noticed two male security detail by a women’s restroom. A few minutes later, Ruth Bader Ginsburg steps out of the door.

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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 28/10/2025

“1 of every 3 voters don’t care about a candidate’s opinion on crypto.”

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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 27/10/2025

A screenshot I took 13 years ago. A Facebook Sponsored Post that is simply sharing another identical Sponsored Post. Way to go Microsoft! I feel this was a bad sign of things to come for Windows 8.

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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 26/10/2025

Owner or operator? Big difference and I am confident I already know the answer.

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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 25/10/2025

What two items could a person sell on a street corner and it would be more psychotic than this?

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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 24/10/2025

I’m so happy to see Allen Iverson back on my TV and looking healthy. Tough dude.

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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 17/10/2025

You haven't seen me on a bike.

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