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Chris Kirk

@imchriskirk.com
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digital marketer :: martech swiss army knife :: strategist :: marching band dad :: st. louis fan

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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 07/10/2026
For anyone that watched & had a chuckle at Cocaine Bear a few years ago, I'd be remiss if I didn't share that these movies also exist for some reason: CrackCoon Attack of the Meth Gator Cocaine Werewolf Cocaine Crabs from Outer Space Ebola Rex Cocaine Roach Cocaine Shark Killer Sofa Velocipastor
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 06/10/2026
What's it say that NEITHER of them know there are 4 sticks in the box?
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 06/10/2026
Ah - that makes sense. Thanks!
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hawaii enacted a law that could neuter Citizens United. Montana could soon follow suit via a ballot referendum. Here's what you should know about the plans to get Big Money out of politics — and how they could be replicated where you live.
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Could This Actually End Citizens United?
Montana — yes, deep red Montana — has a plan to effectively neuter Citizens United.No Supreme Court ruling or constituti
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 05/10/2026
I need to know how something like this comes together. Like, who calls who first?
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 05/10/2026
Phenomenal marketing by the Nebraska athletic department. I am always curious how something like this come together? Who calls who?
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 03/10/2026
I gave up the NFL about 5 years ago and it was surprisingly easy - and you get your Sundays back!
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 03/10/2026
Have you tried www.houzz.com?
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 01/10/2026
I still miss Google Reader.
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 29/09/2026
For a certain audience, this is a DEVASTATING burn.
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 29/09/2026
So it doesn't get lost in the obvious, let it be known that the source that broke the news about Dennis Haskins' death (Mr. Belding from Head of the Class) was... Dimple's Karoke Bar in Burbank, CA.
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 24/09/2026
Age and experience gonna run rings around these turkeys.
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 23/09/2026
I was an ELITE Speak 'n' Speller.
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 23/09/2026
This was the dawn of VHS and tape rentals - rental shops didn't have that many movies to rent. Without that many kids movies to rent, we got this one *MULTIPLE* times.
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 23/09/2026
I was pretty young when this came out. The ONLY thing I remember about it is that dog getting BOOTED off a wall and it scarred me for life.
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 23/09/2026
I was really shocked when I heard that 6 number. Seemed high.
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 22/09/2026
Seems like *indoors* would have been a better choice?
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 20/09/2026
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Jonah Hill's Disapproving Head Shake
ALT: Jonah Hill's Disapproving Head Shake
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 20/09/2026
Definitely! I'm thinking you bring back Trash Talk, and then whatever you make, you put into wine to review. Two headed content monster.
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 20/09/2026
So I get to work a year longer so people like you have an extra trillion to "give back" to the billionaires? HARD PASS.
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 19/09/2026
if you’re the white woman who was picking up a bat in downtown minneapolis on hennepin ave between washington & 3rd on 9/15 at noon, the minnesota department of health would like to talk to you because that shit was RABID! i would also like to talk to you because girl, wtf
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DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH
protecting, maintaining and improving the health of il Minesotans
RABID BAT FOUND ON SIDEWALK
On Tuesday, September 15 at about 12pm, a bat was found on the sidewalk on Hennepin Ave between N. Washington Ave and N 3°St.
The bat died and was sent for rabies testing. This bat tested positive for
rabies.
A woman was seen crouching by the bat and putting it into a bag. She was described as a 25-to-30-year-old white woman, about 5'5", with curly brown hair and a curly-haired golden retriever-like dog. If this was you, please call 911 and ask to be connected to Animal Care & Control.
Bites from bats are tiny, may be painless, and may not leave a mark. An person who had physical contact or touched this bat should talk with health care provider this weekend for assessment. During the week, Minnesota Department of Health can also provide rabies assessments at 651-201-5414.
If vou did not touch or have any contact with the bat, you have no risk of rabies and do not need shots.
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 17/09/2026
All set.
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 15/09/2026
Two ladies in the back fighting for their lives trying not to laugh.
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 15/09/2026
At least it *feels* like one. I'm not a federal judge.
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 15/09/2026
How would someone enforce that without a pretty egregious violation of the Constitution?
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 15/09/2026
I'm gonna need video of him placing the vote in the Senate. That dude doesn't know where he's at.
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 14/09/2026
Rhetorical question. He’s being a disingenuous liar.
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 14/09/2026
And the crowd goes mild.
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 14/09/2026
Since when is “Pride Fest” related to “strippers?”
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 14/09/2026
Velociraptor.
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 11/09/2026
When’s the next one and can I get in on this?
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 07/09/2026
For anyone waiting out the delay in the Nebraska - Mizzou match… This would not be the first time a college sporting event gets cancelled because of condensation on the court. Time to call it. www.reddit.com/r/CollegeBas...
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From the CollegeBasketball community on Reddit: Marquette-Ohio State game on the USS Yorktown canceled due to condensation on the court. Marquette's Steve Taylor shows just how slick the court was.
Explore this post and more from the CollegeBasketball community
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 07/09/2026
Looked like the floor actually was TOO sticky right after the delay and she dove for a ball, expecting to slide on the floor, but didn’t and jammed her knee into the floor.
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 07/09/2026
Just gotta cancel. Wouldn’t be the first time a nationally televised college sporting event got cancelled due to condensation on the court.
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 07/09/2026
It’s OK - I can’t imagine this match actually finishes.
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 07/09/2026
I feel like they just bought themselves about 10 points then it’s gonna be ice again.
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 07/09/2026
Zero chance this match finishes.
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 06/09/2026
A robbery.
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 06/09/2026
Western Michigan can still win if Mike Pence just has the courage.
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 06/09/2026
How do they get to see replays and STILL get it wrong?
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 05/09/2026
Donate $5 to one Democratic candidate one time and you are on every Democrat’s mailing list forever.
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 05/09/2026
Wait - so it’s a “war” now?
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 05/09/2026
I want to bet how many texts that kid has on his phone after the game. O/U 80.
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 05/09/2026
If I ever puke, I’m down for the day. Kid stayed in the game. Tough.
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 29/08/2026
The Mediocre Showman
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 28/08/2026
Not sure, but I'd be willing to give it a shot.
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 26/08/2026
I'll see your 10 and raise you 5 more.
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 26/08/2026
Too bad he doesn't just turn things over to professional product managers. I'm pretty sure the list of things that people love and list of things that people loathe about Facebook would be pretty consistent across the board. Just fix the shitty things that people hate and leave what they like. Easy.
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 09/08/2026
BBQ pork.
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Chris Kirk @imchriskirk.com · 05/08/2026
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Donald Glover's Surprised 'Good' Reaction
ALT: Donald Glover's Surprised 'Good' Reaction
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