Reposted by Ross SutherlandAngus Dunican @angusdunican.bsky.social · 23/06/2026The God-Emperor of all narcissists getting in a twist over an uncooperative reflecting pool is too on-the-nose, even for the fucking hacks they’ve got writing the 21st century these days. 0111
Reposted by Ross SutherlandRob Auton @robauton.bsky.social · 15/05/2026🔔London shows added🔔 I am doing five nights of my show CAN at Soho Theatre in London May 26th-30th. These will be my final shows of CAN. Last tickets are available here sohotheatre.com/events/rob-a...sohotheatre.comRob Auton: CAN (An Hour-Long Story) - Soho TheatreMulti award-winning writer, performer and actor Rob Auton presents his debut narrative show. 063
Reposted by Ross SutherlandFalling Tree Productions @fallingtreeprod.bsky.social · 14/05/2026mediacentre.cbc.ca/announcement... 1205
Reposted by Ross Sutherlandryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 24/03/2026engagement bait prompt: what's your favorite Onion article? I think mine has to be this one theonion.com/new-subway-p...theonion.comNew Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te... 5072200210
Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 03/01/2026This story originally appeared on my Imaginary Advice podcast. It's one of my favourite things I made in 2025. Full ep here: soundcloud.com/ross-sutherl...soundcloud.comShip of Theseus[Episode 115] Three audio pieces inspired by the 010
Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 03/01/2026A short audio play about gift-giving youtu.be/2FaDIghAOLc?...youtu.beDOMESTIC HARMONICSYouTube video by Imaginary Advice 150
Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Hello 2026. Feeling very energised this morning by watching a Devo documentary and drinking 3 cups of coffee. Or possibly I having a heart attack 190
Reposted by Ross SutherlandRoddy @josherick3.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Still time to give the greatest festive Dickens adaptation (by @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social) a listen before the big day: www.soundcloud.com/ross-sutherl...soundcloud.com109 A Christmas Carol (SNES, 1993)After all these years, we finally get to see the “good ending” of the 1993 SNES classic A Christmas Carol Written, produced and performed by Ross Sutherland. Support the show: Become a patreon & get 031
Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 08/12/2025I'm so glad you liked it! Angus is a genius 010
Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 23/11/2025The fooking cops are fooking keen to fooking keep it fooking clean... 120
Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 15/11/2025They should have titled them: Now You See Me Now 2 See Me Now 2 3 Me Now 2 3 4 092
Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 14/11/2025New #audiofiction this coming Monday: the upsettingly named LEAKER (sorry). A 60min story, presented as a lost VHS horror film, complete with fake trailers. [Subscribe to Imaginary Advice via yr usual podcatcher of choice] 081
Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 07/11/202510 seconds maybe? C'mon, from past mistakes, we know it can look pretty great! (And I just want it to stop so my toddler can sleep. 45 mins of dribbling-out a rocket every 30s felt like an eternity) 110
Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Just set all the fireworks off at once, ffs. Every display should last 60 seconds, max. 160
Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Its always nice when you're rooting in the bins behind ASDA and you find some perfectly edible bread with your birthday as the expiration date 150
Reposted by Ross SutherlandThe Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 30/09/2025Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies! 11173452623
Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Whole series costs £5 via my Patreon. All money goes to the upkeep of my audiofiction podcast Imaginart Advice www.patreon.com/rossgsutherl...patreon.comGet more from Ross Sutherland on Patreoncreating the podcast series, "Imaginary Advice" 000
Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 01/09/2025My Patreon podcast UNTITLED HORROR SCREENPLAY has a bumper new episode today. I'm looking into The Living Dream: films in which dream-world & real world have become inextricably entangled There's a long discussion of Jacob's Ladder, then in the second half I pitch a new movie idea in the same genre 122
Reposted by Ross SutherlandDanie Ware @danacea.bsky.social · 23/08/2025And on the subject of #realartatters: AI poisoning tool NIGHTSHADE is now free for artists to use: venturebeat.com/ai/nightshad...venturebeat.comNightshade, the free tool that ‘poisons’ AI models, is now available for artists to useThe tool's creators are seeking to make it so that AI model developers must pay artists to train on data from them that is uncorrupted. 3847213172
Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Taken from the latest episode of my #audiofiction #podcast IMAGINARY ADVICE. Full ep "No Ending" available here: pca.st/vye8kvg6pca.stNo Ending 031
Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 18/08/2025A BALLAD A story written using only one vowel youtu.be/yb4_Bjn2uU8youtu.beA BALLADYouTube video by Imaginary Advice 132
Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 06/08/2025PIZZA ORDER. A short drama. youtu.be/fKujvp0rwj4?...youtu.bePIZZA ORDERYouTube video by Imaginary Advice 030
Reposted by Ross SutherlandChris Berube @chrisberube.bsky.social · 29/07/2025October 26th! I'm teaching another zoom class for @radiobootcamp.bsky.social. Walking through the whole process of making longform audio. If you're interested in starting a career in podcasts, this is the place to learn a lot, quick. This class always sells out! radiobootcamp.org/classes/how-...radiobootcamp.orgHow to make an audio doc from soup to nuts - Radio Boot CampCongratulations! Your pitch was greenlit by your favorite show! Your dream of making a longform narrative podcast or radio documentary is about to come 064
Reposted by Ross SutherlandAlanna Smith @alannamode.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Maybe the real Ship of Theseus was the Ship of Theseus we made along the way 232966924
Reposted by Ross SutherlandThe Allusionist @allusionistshow.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Hey! Our piece #souvenirs is being broadcast on BBC Radio 4 tomorrow, 22 July at 4pm UK time (also available on the internet for a while thereafter), I’d love for you to listen! Especially if you enjoy tales of hurt feelings & petty revenge. 3239
Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 14/07/2025New episode of Imaginary Advice out today! Another anthology episode: two stories and an essay. It was originally called SHIP OF THESEUS but I've rewritten this thing so many times who knows what to call it anymore 🤡 on.soundcloud.com/sf5qGCd7p4vC... 0151
Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Predator is an almost-perfect film, failed only by the fact the predator never hunts by sampling/ replaying one of shane black's big pussy jokes 031
Reposted by Ross SutherlandFalling Tree Productions @fallingtreeprod.bsky.social · 16/06/2025At the heart of what we do remains a belief in radio's imaginative possibilities - audio that can reconfigure the world around us & sink into our dreams. Dip into our archive of nearly 900 audio docs here www.fallingtree.co.uk/our-archive/ 1226
Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Those Final Destination films always get under my skin & I think it's because I live in a small badly made house crammed with terribly made products & I 100% believe the deregulation/ enshittification of capitalism will eventually cross a threshold & turn my home into a rube goldberg murder machine 060
Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 16/05/2025The irony is in order to get the reference you need to be old as fxck 020
Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 16/05/2025BATTLE BAR FOR SALE Known for my skill when I rap on these tracks / You're over the Hill like you're Yakety Sax 130
Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 13/05/2025I am available for hire and my rates are extremely reasonable 020
Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 12/05/2025I'm extremely honoured that THEY WILL / THEY WONT is an Official selection of the Tribeca Festival 2025. I will be in New York for the festival between June 10th-14th, trying to meet up with as many listeners / fellow audio-makers as possible :) 120
Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Out now on the Imaginary Advice podcast: the first half of THEY WILL / THEY WON'T, an audio-fiction series I wrote in collaboration with @joedunthorne.bsky.social Joe and I took turns writing chapters. Joe had to bring the two characters together. I had to break them apart youtu.be/ebbNSubXSOw?...youtu.beExtract: THEY WILL / THEY WON'TYouTube video by Imaginary Advice 1133
Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Baby, just born: waah waah New dads in 2007: I cant wait to show them the twist ending of Bioshock 030
Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 08/05/2025That was fantastic. I'm so glad the Seal got the Keith David role 040
Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Maybe I'm just having a tough morning with my toddler but Pingu is a tragic character & I think we all failed him 1283
Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Oh shit. Sorry I think I wrote that with my butt. 110
Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 26/04/2025The Minecraft/Chicken Jockey thing is nothing new. In the UK in the 90s, we all went to see The English Patient & when Ralph Fiennes said "a thing is still a thing no matter what you place in front of it" we all jumped up & started beating the shit out of each other, braying like sex-mad donkeys 1122
Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Pleased to announce my new #audiofiction miniseries THEY WILL / THEY WON'T is an official selection at Tribeca this year. Both parts will be hosted on my Imaginary Advice podcast. First part released May 12th. Then the concluding part comes out on Jun 9th, during the festival. 1132
Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Thanks Rob! I don't have access to that side but I can help troubleshoot. So what currently happens when you log into Patreon (either browser or the app). Does it say if you're a patreon-supporter of IA? Or is it claiming you still don't support the show 000
Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Is it a new podcast episode? Is it an experiment to determine the horrific effects of sleep deprivation upon the human brain? Yes. RULE OF THIRDS is out today: a collection of four short audio-fictions made by a man too tired to know how to end this sentence on.soundcloud.com/wkuad3BqDAdi...soundcloud.com112 Rule of ThirdsFour new audio sketches from Ross Sutherland: a professional skateboarder reinvents God, a bystander sees something he shouldn't, a pizza order saves a life, a group of friends attend a photography cl 031
Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 04/04/2025I genuinely have no clue which option to pursue, so any guidance gratefully received. Which also means- if you want to fuck with me and force me to dedicate months of my life to a truly terrible horror movie concept, this is the perfect time to step in and lob that spanner 000