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Ross Sutherland

@imaginaryadvice.bsky.social
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Writer/producer of IMAGINARY ADVICE (British Podcast Award, Fiction). linktr.ee/ross_sutherland

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Angus Dunican @angusdunican.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The God-Emperor of all narcissists getting in a twist over an uncooperative reflecting pool is too on-the-nose, even for the fucking hacks they’ve got writing the 21st century these days.
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Rob Auton @robauton.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
🔔London shows added🔔 I am doing five nights of my show CAN at Soho Theatre in London May 26th-30th. These will be my final shows of CAN. Last tickets are available here sohotheatre.com/events/rob-a...
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Rob Auton: CAN (An Hour-Long Story) - Soho Theatre
Multi award-winning writer, performer and actor Rob Auton presents his debut narrative show.
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Falling Tree Productions @fallingtreeprod.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 24/03/2026
engagement bait prompt: what's your favorite Onion article? I think mine has to be this one theonion.com/new-subway-p...
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New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11
MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te...
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
the greatest
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
This story originally appeared on my Imaginary Advice podcast. It's one of my favourite things I made in 2025. Full ep here: soundcloud.com/ross-sutherl...
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Ship of Theseus
[Episode 115] Three audio pieces inspired by the
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
A short audio play about gift-giving youtu.be/2FaDIghAOLc?...
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DOMESTIC HARMONICS
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Hello 2026. Feeling very energised this morning by watching a Devo documentary and drinking 3 cups of coffee. Or possibly I having a heart attack
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Roddy @josherick3.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Still time to give the greatest festive Dickens adaptation (by @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social) a listen before the big day: www.soundcloud.com/ross-sutherl...
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109 A Christmas Carol (SNES, 1993)
After all these years, we finally get to see the “good ending” of the 1993 SNES classic A Christmas Carol Written, produced and performed by Ross Sutherland. Support the show: Become a patreon & get
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I'm so glad you liked it! Angus is a genius
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Ahh, thank you!
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Thanks so much Will!
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
The fooking cops are fooking keen to fooking keep it fooking clean...
Pope leaning on the M I C
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
They should have titled them: Now You See Me Now 2 See Me Now 2 3 Me Now 2 3 4
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
New #audiofiction this coming Monday: the upsettingly named LEAKER (sorry). A 60min story, presented as a lost VHS horror film, complete with fake trailers. [Subscribe to Imaginary Advice via yr usual podcatcher of choice]
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
10 seconds maybe? C'mon, from past mistakes, we know it can look pretty great! (And I just want it to stop so my toddler can sleep. 45 mins of dribbling-out a rocket every 30s felt like an eternity)
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Just set all the fireworks off at once, ffs. Every display should last 60 seconds, max.
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Its always nice when you're rooting in the bins behind ASDA and you find some perfectly edible bread with your birthday as the expiration date
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Hey! (Very happy to hear that)
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 30/09/2025
Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Whole series costs £5 via my Patreon. All money goes to the upkeep of my audiofiction podcast Imaginart Advice www.patreon.com/rossgsutherl...
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Get more from Ross Sutherland on Patreon
creating the podcast series, "Imaginary Advice"
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
My Patreon podcast UNTITLED HORROR SCREENPLAY has a bumper new episode today. I'm looking into The Living Dream: films in which dream-world & real world have become inextricably entangled There's a long discussion of Jacob's Ladder, then in the second half I pitch a new movie idea in the same genre
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Danie Ware @danacea.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
And on the subject of #realartatters: AI poisoning tool NIGHTSHADE is now free for artists to use: venturebeat.com/ai/nightshad...
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Nightshade, the free tool that ‘poisons’ AI models, is now available for artists to use
The tool's creators are seeking to make it so that AI model developers must pay artists to train on data from them that is uncorrupted.
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Taken from the latest episode of my #audiofiction #podcast IMAGINARY ADVICE. Full ep "No Ending" available here: pca.st/vye8kvg6
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No Ending
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
A BALLAD A story written using only one vowel youtu.be/yb4_Bjn2uU8
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A BALLAD
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
PIZZA ORDER. A short drama. youtu.be/fKujvp0rwj4?...
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PIZZA ORDER
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Chris Berube @chrisberube.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
October 26th! I'm teaching another zoom class for @radiobootcamp.bsky.social. Walking through the whole process of making longform audio. If you're interested in starting a career in podcasts, this is the place to learn a lot, quick. This class always sells out! radiobootcamp.org/classes/how-...
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How to make an audio doc from soup to nuts - Radio Boot Camp
Congratulations! Your pitch was greenlit by your favorite show! Your dream of making a longform narrative podcast or radio documentary is about to come
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Alanna Smith @alannamode.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Maybe the real Ship of Theseus was the Ship of Theseus we made along the way
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The Allusionist @allusionistshow.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Hey! Our piece #souvenirs is being broadcast on BBC Radio 4 tomorrow, 22 July at 4pm UK time (also available on the internet for a while thereafter), I’d love for you to listen! Especially if you enjoy tales of hurt feelings & petty revenge.
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
New episode of Imaginary Advice out today! Another anthology episode: two stories and an essay. It was originally called SHIP OF THESEUS but I've rewritten this thing so many times who knows what to call it anymore 🤡 on.soundcloud.com/sf5qGCd7p4vC...
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Predator is an almost-perfect film, failed only by the fact the predator never hunts by sampling/ replaying one of shane black's big pussy jokes
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Falling Tree Productions @fallingtreeprod.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
At the heart of what we do remains a belief in radio's imaginative possibilities - audio that can reconfigure the world around us & sink into our dreams. Dip into our archive of nearly 900 audio docs here www.fallingtree.co.uk/our-archive/
The Falling Tree logo designed by Ariana Martinez. A tree reaches its branches up towards the sky, casting a light green shadow onto the ground below. The text reads ‘falling tree’ in a soft pink against a dark forest green background
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Those Final Destination films always get under my skin & I think it's because I live in a small badly made house crammed with terribly made products & I 100% believe the deregulation/ enshittification of capitalism will eventually cross a threshold & turn my home into a rube goldberg murder machine
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
The irony is in order to get the reference you need to be old as fxck
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
BATTLE BAR FOR SALE Known for my skill when I rap on these tracks / You're over the Hill like you're Yakety Sax
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Thanks so much for listening! :)
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I am available for hire and my rates are extremely reasonable
Final Reckoning, last scene:
Ethan Hunt has been crucified.

QUIET EVIL GUY: At last, we won. We killed movies and started world war three. Hang on-

He removes Ethan's mask. Underneath, the face is his own.

QUIET EVIL GUY: The fuq. Then who am I?

Cut to: the real ETHAN, watching the scene through binoculars on a motorike. 

ETHAN: (smiles) Temporary dialogue to be redubbed later.

FIN
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I'm extremely honoured that THEY WILL / THEY WONT is an Official selection of the Tribeca Festival 2025. I will be in New York for the festival between June 10th-14th, trying to meet up with as many listeners / fellow audio-makers as possible :)
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Out now on the Imaginary Advice podcast: the first half of THEY WILL / THEY WON'T, an audio-fiction series I wrote in collaboration with @joedunthorne.bsky.social Joe and I took turns writing chapters. Joe had to bring the two characters together. I had to break them apart youtu.be/ebbNSubXSOw?...
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Extract: THEY WILL / THEY WON'T
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Baby, just born: waah waah New dads in 2007: I cant wait to show them the twist ending of Bioshock
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
That was fantastic. I'm so glad the Seal got the Keith David role
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Maybe I'm just having a tough morning with my toddler but Pingu is a tragic character & I think we all failed him
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Oh shit. Sorry I think I wrote that with my butt.
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
C.m3l5
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
The Minecraft/Chicken Jockey thing is nothing new. In the UK in the 90s, we all went to see The English Patient & when Ralph Fiennes said "a thing is still a thing no matter what you place in front of it" we all jumped up & started beating the shit out of each other, braying like sex-mad donkeys
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Pleased to announce my new #audiofiction miniseries THEY WILL / THEY WON'T is an official selection at Tribeca this year. Both parts will be hosted on my Imaginary Advice podcast. First part released May 12th. Then the concluding part comes out on Jun 9th, during the festival.
Cover art for THEY WILL / THEY WON'T. A wedding invite spattered with black ink. Written by Joe Dunthorne and Ross Sutherland
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Thanks Rob! I don't have access to that side but I can help troubleshoot. So what currently happens when you log into Patreon (either browser or the app). Does it say if you're a patreon-supporter of IA? Or is it claiming you still don't support the show
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Is it a new podcast episode? Is it an experiment to determine the horrific effects of sleep deprivation upon the human brain? Yes. RULE OF THIRDS is out today: a collection of four short audio-fictions made by a man too tired to know how to end this sentence on.soundcloud.com/wkuad3BqDAdi...
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112 Rule of Thirds
Four new audio sketches from Ross Sutherland: a professional skateboarder reinvents God, a bystander sees something he shouldn't, a pizza order saves a life, a group of friends attend a photography cl
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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I genuinely have no clue which option to pursue, so any guidance gratefully received. Which also means- if you want to fuck with me and force me to dedicate months of my life to a truly terrible horror movie concept, this is the perfect time to step in and lob that spanner
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