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Angus Dunican @angusdunican.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

The God-Emperor of all narcissists getting in a twist over an uncooperative reflecting pool is too on-the-nose, even for the fucking hacks they’ve got writing the 21st century these days.

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Rob Auton @robauton.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

🔔London shows added🔔 I am doing five nights of my show CAN at Soho Theatre in London May 26th-30th. These will be my final shows of CAN. Last tickets are available here sohotheatre.com/events/rob-a...

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Rob Auton: CAN (An Hour-Long Story) - Soho Theatre

Multi award-winning writer, performer and actor Rob Auton presents his debut narrative show.

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Falling Tree Productions @fallingtreeprod.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Hello 2026. Feeling very energised this morning by watching a Devo documentary and drinking 3 cups of coffee. Or possibly I having a heart attack

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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

The fooking cops are fooking keen to fooking keep it fooking clean...

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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

They should have titled them: Now You See Me Now 2 See Me Now 2 3 Me Now 2 3 4

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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

New #audiofiction this coming Monday: the upsettingly named LEAKER (sorry). A 60min story, presented as a lost VHS horror film, complete with fake trailers. [Subscribe to Imaginary Advice via yr usual podcatcher of choice]

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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Just set all the fireworks off at once, ffs. Every display should last 60 seconds, max.

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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Its always nice when you're rooting in the bins behind ASDA and you find some perfectly edible bread with your birthday as the expiration date

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 30/09/2025

Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!

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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

My Patreon podcast UNTITLED HORROR SCREENPLAY has a bumper new episode today. I'm looking into The Living Dream: films in which dream-world & real world have become inextricably entangled There's a long discussion of Jacob's Ladder, then in the second half I pitch a new movie idea in the same genre

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Chris Berube @chrisberube.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

October 26th! I'm teaching another zoom class for @radiobootcamp.bsky.social. Walking through the whole process of making longform audio. If you're interested in starting a career in podcasts, this is the place to learn a lot, quick. This class always sells out! radiobootcamp.org/classes/how-...

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How to make an audio doc from soup to nuts - Radio Boot Camp

Congratulations! Your pitch was greenlit by your favorite show! Your dream of making a longform narrative podcast or radio documentary is about to come

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Alanna Smith @alannamode.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

Maybe the real Ship of Theseus was the Ship of Theseus we made along the way

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The Allusionist @allusionistshow.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

Hey! Our piece #souvenirs is being broadcast on BBC Radio 4 tomorrow, 22 July at 4pm UK time (also available on the internet for a while thereafter), I’d love for you to listen! Especially if you enjoy tales of hurt feelings & petty revenge.

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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

New episode of Imaginary Advice out today! Another anthology episode: two stories and an essay. It was originally called SHIP OF THESEUS but I've rewritten this thing so many times who knows what to call it anymore 🤡 on.soundcloud.com/sf5qGCd7p4vC...

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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Predator is an almost-perfect film, failed only by the fact the predator never hunts by sampling/ replaying one of shane black's big pussy jokes

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Falling Tree Productions @fallingtreeprod.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

At the heart of what we do remains a belief in radio's imaginative possibilities - audio that can reconfigure the world around us & sink into our dreams. Dip into our archive of nearly 900 audio docs here www.fallingtree.co.uk/our-archive/

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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Those Final Destination films always get under my skin & I think it's because I live in a small badly made house crammed with terribly made products & I 100% believe the deregulation/ enshittification of capitalism will eventually cross a threshold & turn my home into a rube goldberg murder machine

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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

BATTLE BAR FOR SALE Known for my skill when I rap on these tracks / You're over the Hill like you're Yakety Sax

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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

I am available for hire and my rates are extremely reasonable

Final Reckoning, last scene:
Ethan Hunt has been crucified.

QUIET EVIL GUY: At last, we won. We killed movies and started world war three. Hang on-

He removes Ethan's mask. Underneath, the face is his own.

QUIET EVIL GUY: The fuq. Then who am I?

Cut to: the real ETHAN, watching the scene through binoculars on a motorike.

ETHAN: (smiles) Temporary dialogue to be redubbed later.

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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Out now on the Imaginary Advice podcast: the first half of THEY WILL / THEY WON'T, an audio-fiction series I wrote in collaboration with @joedunthorne.bsky.social Joe and I took turns writing chapters. Joe had to bring the two characters together. I had to break them apart youtu.be/ebbNSubXSOw?...

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Extract: THEY WILL / THEY WON'T

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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Baby, just born: waah waah New dads in 2007: I cant wait to show them the twist ending of Bioshock

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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Maybe I'm just having a tough morning with my toddler but Pingu is a tragic character & I think we all failed him

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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

The Minecraft/Chicken Jockey thing is nothing new. In the UK in the 90s, we all went to see The English Patient & when Ralph Fiennes said "a thing is still a thing no matter what you place in front of it" we all jumped up & started beating the shit out of each other, braying like sex-mad donkeys

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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Pleased to announce my new #audiofiction miniseries THEY WILL / THEY WON'T is an official selection at Tribeca this year. Both parts will be hosted on my Imaginary Advice podcast. First part released May 12th. Then the concluding part comes out on Jun 9th, during the festival.

Cover art for THEY WILL / THEY WON'T. A wedding invite spattered with black ink. Written by Joe Dunthorne and Ross Sutherland

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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Is it a new podcast episode? Is it an experiment to determine the horrific effects of sleep deprivation upon the human brain? Yes. RULE OF THIRDS is out today: a collection of four short audio-fictions made by a man too tired to know how to end this sentence on.soundcloud.com/wkuad3BqDAdi...

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Four new audio sketches from Ross Sutherland: a professional skateboarder reinvents God, a bystander sees something he shouldn't, a pizza order saves a life, a group of friends attend a photography cl

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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

For the past 4 months I've been developing horror film treatments for my Patreon-only podcast UNTITLED HORROR SCREENPLAY. Each treatment is loosely adapted from an existing one-location movie. For the next 30 days my Patreons can vote for which story I develop further... patreon.com/rossgsutherl...

Images from the following films: Twelve Angry Men, Last Year at Marienbad, The Exterminating Angel, Shiva Baby, Hands on a Hard Body, My Dinner With Andre

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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Hello BlueSky. Just letting you know there's a new episode of Imaginary Advice out today. THE TUNNEL OF LOVE features a guest story from Tim Harding, plus a new story from me x soundcloud.com/ross-sutherl...

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Two stories on the transformational power of love. Part one: Tunnel of Love, written and produced by Ross Sutherland. Part two: The Rock and Crystalmonger's Last Rock, written and performed by Tim Har

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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

The goddamn self control required to not sarcastically yell "oooooh!" whenever a teenager rides past me doing a wheelie

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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

So, The Gladiators reboot is now they have one nice gladiator & 15 Wolfs

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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

My documentary INFINITE SCROLL is being repeated on Radio 4 tonight at 11:30pm. It's a story about sleepless nights, phone addiction & falling into infinite space. Perfect listening for lying wide-eyed in bed, having a nervous breakdown. Enjoy! www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p...

My hand holdong my phone, displaying the BBCs page for the documentary. The embedded image on the page is also my hand, holding a phone (which also displays my hand holding a phone, and so on, etc, all the way down)

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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

I've been on a scifi kick this month. Possibly my favourite find so far is THE MAN IN MY HEAD: a British TV movie from 1971 (originally broadcast as part of BBC's Out of the Unknown series). archive.org/details/1-de...

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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Don't call it a relapse: Imaginary Advice returns for 2025 with a new format. For the next few months, I'll be using the show to collect together lots of short pieces (flash fiction, sketches, disjecta membra). First of these anthologies out today... soundcloud.com/ross-sutherl...

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Don't call it a relapse: Imaginary Advice returns for 2025. Featuring four short pieces written and produced by Ross Sutherland. Also featuring the voice of Emma Spearing and Angus Dunican. Support t

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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Dammit I really need to stop mixing up my cat's name and my son's name before one of them gets smart enough to notice

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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Currently on my Patreon podcast, I'm taking famous films and reimagining them as horror movies. This month I took Alain Renais' new wave masterpiece LAST YEAR AT MARIENBAD & recycled it into a movie about being chased by cavemen on the London Underground www.imaginaryadvice.com/untitledhorr...

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UNTITLED HORROR SCREENPLAY — *Imaginary Advice

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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Theres a bit of one of my poems on the wall of Peterborough Lido. If Gary Oldman blows a guy's head off in front of it I will be an AppleTV subscriber for life

Headline: "Plan to attract more TV and movie Productions to Peterborough- as Apple TV show Slow Horses, starring Gary Oldman, is set to film at Lido"

Me standing in front of a mural at the lido. The mural reads, "Blue is the colour we escape to / when we give up on the rest of the colours"

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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Just discovered you can get a free ride out of a Hello Kitty Rock'Em car by switching it off & on at the plug & I think this might be my supervillain origin story

Scene of the crine: the Hello Kitty RockEm car.

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Ross Sutherland @imaginaryadvice.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Trying to explain to my 1yr old why we can't watch the Frog and Toad cartoon on Apple+ cos it's rendered in 48fps & "moves like ass". He's not getting it.

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