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Yesferatu

@iloveredrobot.bsky.social
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 15h
Breathable atmosphere optional.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 15h
So I just found out the Jim Henson Creature Shop made Bibberty. I'm going to bed. I hope I wake up on a different planet.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 17h
HEY OZZIE ALBIES AGAIN.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 18h
"Likely prefers specialty cheeses." You're absolutely right I do.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 18h
I do not need the compounded trauma of Sandstorm being played at this Braves game.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 18h
HEY OZZIE ALBIES.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 19h
Hey Mauricio Dubón.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 19h
Hey Andruw Jones.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 19h
Hey all the Braves.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Listen. AI. I don't need you to shop for me or answer my emails. I need you to gently guide me away from the Wingstop website after 11 p.m. on a weeknight, mkay?
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
GRIMACE NO.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We have a program on campus called the Emerging Leaders Program and I get emails from ELP that aren't @el-p.bsky.social and it bums me out.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey Ozzie Albies!
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey Michael Harris II.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In 2021 I think I gained five pounds in the post-season eating cookies over the sink. My new house I can't see the TV from the sink. This is an obvious design flaw and I may need to rearrange furniture.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey Ron Acuña.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don't have to change your display name to a spooky joke if you're a spooky joke all year long.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ah, sports.
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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wait, Tennessee won? Wearing that?
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I slept in but I just read that that guy I can't stand on GameDay took his shirt off. This is an additional level of annoying, sir.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
HEY OZZIE ALBIES.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Braves on the TV and Gamecocks on my laptop and this is the first time I've really appreciated these progressive lenses.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My campaign for Vicari Swain for Heisman continues.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(A delusional fandom, yes, but proud to take part.)
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's the 20th straight sold-out game at Williams-Brice. That's a fandom, y'all. Forever to thee, indeed.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't even think I'm going to let myself watch it all. I think it's too much for my delicate Gamecock/Atlanta sports nerves.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tomorrow's baseball and college football schedules are not ideal for a relaxing Saturday.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Should I sleep in it, too? I don't know the decorum. I popped it on seconds before Kerr's first pitch and now don't know when I'm allowed to take it off.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well, I guess y'all are gonna see me in this Braves jersey over my business casual for a few more days.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Absolutely zero Braves fans they show in the stands look confident in any way. I see nervous, I see queasy, I see just holding your body completely taught and still.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey Austin Riley nice catch.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am starting to get concerned I will be called to pitch in this game.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey Matt Olson, too. Dang.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(In case you forgot that he's my favorite.)
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OH I SAID HEY OZZIE ALBIES.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey Grant Holmes from Conway, S.C.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
HEY OZZIE ALBIES!
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey Ron Acuña Jr.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Locked in and nauseous, baby. #ForTheA
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can you put my name first? It's an automated system and pulls alphabetically? Can you put my name first? Change your name, I guess.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In other news, in Tennessee, abortion is completely banned, from the point of fertilization, with zero exceptions for rape or incest.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh, even better. I just got a schedule confirmation for 3 p.m. Perfect.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Six weeks ago I signed up to give blood tomorrow afternoon anytime between 2-5 p.m. This is not ideal for watching playoff baseball.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It was not ideal.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a young man in a tank top and sunglasses saying he is straight-up not having a good time
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A few years ago I had some of my teeth moved to fix my bite, and now I can't bite my nails. That was probably a bad move.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am going to throw up.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just saw Matt Olson clap one time. I think that's the happiest I've ever seen him.
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