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Yesferatu

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It ain't braggin' if you really done it.

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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a young man in a tank top and sunglasses saying he is straight-up not having a good time
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"thank u, next"
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
RE: Clemson at LSU
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
There has been an escalation. I have, in response, had some brownies, pasta salad and wine. #selfcare
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Book I'd swear an oath on:
cover art for "The Complete Calvin and Hobbes" by Bill Watterson.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Anderson Cooper lookin more like Sam Eagle every day.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Also Paul F... said JMU shouldn't be in the playoff. Well guess who is about to become JMU's most intense bandwagon fan. (We got some work to do on this mascot's accessories.)
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I woke up from a pleasant nap for this.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Text from my dad on the subject:
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
That was extremely unpleasant.
The large furry green Philly Phanatic mascot holding a sign that says I AM SAD. He's a mascot creature with a static face but there is something in his eyes that is defeated.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I usually start with "They thought we'd steal music off the internet the way we stole it from the radio, by keeping a blank tape in the tape deck, calling the station to request a song, and running to hit record when the DJ announced it was up next." Hi, I'm 150 years old.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Chunk is Fat Bear Champion. There is only so much good stuff going on out there so let's hang on to this one through a few news cycles if we can. Chunk is about 1,200 pounds and has a broken jaw, and still got the fattest.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Has to break out a classic copy editing doodle today.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Hey!!!!
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Actually nobody named Jeffery Epstein ever existed. And private jets are a lie made up to shame billionaires. And islands aren't real.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
17 days in Europe with many family members:
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
And this is why some of us still have Tumblrs. For Godzilla gifs, cute animals, art, jokes and other wacky stuff in the order in which it was posted. Like this guy. No algorithm ever would have served me up this lil bro.
A guitar pedal with a simple and cute vampire drawing and the words NOISE FERATU. There are buttons and knobs to change the sound of the guitar and little red lights for his eyes. He does not look scary. He looks very chill and excited about your music.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
It's a really good sweatshirt, y'all.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Sorry, it's "Coles," and Coles has a type.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
And not just the plain ones. I'm talking decadent.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
My doorbell camera occasionally picks up people saying mean things about my house and it makes me want to put up an FAQ so the house can clarify it is not an Airbnb and it is not some Victorian someone demolished.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Ah, yes, the old hometown.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
An orange Muppet named Scooter wearing a walkie-talkie headset and holding a clipboard. Scooter is backstage at the Muppet Show theater doing his job as stage manager.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Felt icky all weekend so my major accomplishment was baked a loaf of bread and ate it. Bread weekend. 8/10 will do again.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
You have got to be kidding me.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
No other president could pull off this look. Iconic.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Tomorrow is Ugly Holiday Sweater day at work for a mandatory two-hour meeting, followed by meetings with finance and accounting. I don't own an Ugly Holiday Sweater so I'm gonna go with this classic.
A red sweater with rows and rows of white sheep and one singular black sheep near the top right chest area.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Good evening my fellow Syracuse fans.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Person: Do you look like your mom or your dad more? Me: Yes.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Statistically most people do.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
RANK US ALREADY.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Every single one of these is unsettling and I love them all very much.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
Unranked surprise SEC teams upsetting Alabama is, and will always be, The Most Delightful. Thank you Vandy. Y'all have the most fun partying up Nashville tonight.
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
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Yesferatu @iloveredrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
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